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Funny phone drug code
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A friend of a friend told me a funny story. He was having his friend hook him up with some wacky weed. He's talking to his friend about it on the phone, and his friend goes "Yeah, and there's not a lot of s-e-e-d-s either."






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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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Cop'll burst down his door and ask for the "S-e-e-d-s". "WE KNOWS YA GOTS THEM" :lol:

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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Ha! Phone conversations about drugs are humorous!!


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Edited by blissedout (02/27/05 09:22 PM)

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: blissedout] * 1
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Back in the day my code for weed was money (Mind you I was like 14).

"Hey Man i need some money"
"I have 45 dollars worth of money"

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
Ha! Phone conversations about drugs are humorous!!


Seriously

"Hey man can you help me out?"
"With what?"
"You know, that thing"
"Oh yeah, right. How much you want?"
"I'll just tell you when I get there"
"No man, I need to know, I have other customers coming here tonight"
"God Damn it"
"Wait, what thing are we talking about, I have like three different things"
"The one thats green"
"Right, uhh yeah i don't have any of that"
"......"

:grin:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Harbinger]
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Yeah, and the whole time, you have somebody saying "Don't say shit on the phone!" :lol:


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Edited by blissedout (02/27/05 09:37 PM)

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Freeker]
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Mine was Homework.

"yo bro you gots any homework ?"

"yeah i gots a lot." :grin:

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: blissedout]
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It's just funny that he spelled "seeds" as if if someone was listening that they couldn't decipher that code.






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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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Learyfan said:
It's just funny that he spelled "seeds" as if if someone was listening that they couldn't decipher that code.


"Shit! They are using that alphabetical code again!"


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan] * 1
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"hey man you wanna play basket ball"
""sure man when?""
"in about a quarter of an hour"
""alright lets play to 50 points""
"be over in a bit"
""coo coo""


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Kada]
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haha, thats a good one


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Harbinger]
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marshmsallows are me and my freinds little slang for mushies :smile:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: notapillow]
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"hey man you got any sweaters?"

"of course"

"whats the quality of the fabric?"

"the finest.."

:laugh:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Todcasil]
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Me = Buyer (back when I toked)
My weed guy = Dealer


Buyer - "Hey Man....what's going on."
Dealer - "Hey, I just got a new Van Halen CD"
Buyer -"Really....cool! Which one is it?"
Dealer - "It's the really good one...not some of the shittier ones."
Buyer" - "Damn....I'll come over and maybe you can burn me a copy."
Dealer - "Cool man."

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: RandalFlagg]
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good one I like it! VH rocks!


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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our code word for nuggets was "captain crunch" (i.e. hey lets eat a bowl of captain crunch). needless to say, bowls without crunch berries were preferred (no berries in this, man).

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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my guy has caller ID and know's my number. He picks up and says "Meet me at backdoor in 20 minutes" thats all the convo consist's of.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Puke]
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nowadays we use the term, sandwhiches.

my buddys like

"hey man i gotta drop off a few sandwhiches in the old hood and ill be over."


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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we'd say "ear" because when you hold weed in and pass and say "here" it sounds like "ear".  i guess we didn't think anyone would think it was strange to ask eachother for some "ear" on the phone  :headbang:


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Puke]
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Puke said:
my guy has caller ID and know's my number.  He picks up and says "Meet me at backdoor in 20 minutes" thats all the convo consist's of.


:lol: i used to have the same type of deal. my friend/hookup would answer and just say something like "you should come over in a little bit", or "i think you might want to stop by". if i wanted to buy, i'd bring money. if not, at least i'd get high anyway and hang out with my friend.
now my new person doesn't have a phone anymore, so i have to be lucky and have good timing when stopping by. kind of inconvenient, but its fitting, if you knew the person :stoned:

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Hendostan]
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then you have these books that come out, listing common drug slang terms that look like this.

Marijuana: Weed
Grass
Pot
Ear
sandwhich
Bleep Blops


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Hendostan]
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I remember when my code for LSD was "Have you heard from Albert Hofmann?"





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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Todcasil]
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Todcasil said:
then you have these books that come out, listing common drug slang terms that look like this.

Marijuana:  Weed
                  Grass
                  Pot
                  Ear
                  sandwhich
                  Bleep Blops


bleep blops funny :grin:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: nothing]
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What happens if i add water ? :shiftyeyes:

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: TYL3R]
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We used to refer to weed over the phone as Final Fantasy 7.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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toast....


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: wrestler_az]
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we use to refer to ICE-speed as breakfest


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: KristiMidocean]
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So you'd be up all night "eating breakfast"  :lol:

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Twister]
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i would just callup and shout

"MARKO!?"

and if i heard

"POLO!"

id be over in a jiffy...


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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even funnier is, the federal govt approves only about 50 wiretap warrants annually... and thats nationwide :lol:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: MikeOLogical]
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well i'm not so worried about cops listening in on the phones here... but when i call my "friend" up, i just ask him if it's OK if i stop over. if he says yes, then it's all in the clear, and if he says no, then i call him the next day.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: MikeOLogical]
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Back in school, there was a big problem between some people over stupidly obvious drug language.
Guy 1 called guy 2 up at his appartment. Guy 2's dad, who was visiting his son at school, and who was not cool with drugs, picked up the phone. Guy 1 said "hey man, I wanna buy an oz. Can I come over?"

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: phi1618]
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^^pfft^^

smoke session= bible study
dealer= pastor
say paul, deutronomy, or john before quoting a price (make sure you add change)


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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Hehe...this is a funny thread.


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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We always used the name "Al Green" when we had to talk about pot on the phone.

"Hey man, just wondering if you've seen Al around?"
"Yeah he's over here right now, come on over."


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But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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i always went with pizza

as in
hey you got any pizza?
how much you need?
just 1 slice (=1/8)
or
a whole pie (1 oz) half with mushrooms

but that was only for paranoid dealers
usually it is just
hey can i stop by?

k


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: knumb]
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my guy "chubs" always wanted us to ask for loads of firewood, inches of snow, and my old girlfriend


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: knumb]
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knumb said:
i always went with pizza

as in
hey you got any pizza?
how much you need?
just 1 slice (=1/8)
or
a whole pie (1 oz) half with mushrooms


haha, that's the same thing my friends and I did.. but we used small/medium/large for an 1/8, a quarter and a half. pretty convenient.

I've also had friends call me up and ask if I want to go bowling, or to tell me that their "bowling team" is coming over in a bit.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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"Hey man has my fucking pizza been delivered yet"
"nah man about another hour"
"When it gets there if those peppers arent green as fuck im sending it back"

Its always pizza where im from. or we just dont mention what were talkin about.

"eh you got that"
"yeah i gots it right here"


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(oh yeah)
Thats why ur sister got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
since ur momma and ur sister got a big ol butt
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: LilShank]
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my code word for weed is weed/bud/etc. none of those codewords.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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you got them things?....no.
how bout them trees?...a little.
big ben home?....maybe.
is it snowing?...how much cash u got?


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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"hey man...can ya help a brother out?"

"why, yes i can-nabis."


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There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: MrBump]
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"Hey man, you wanna hook me up with 50 beans of innuendo?"


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: WildRunner]
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When I was 12 or so my code word was nintendo. And damn was I stupid. Conver sation between my friend and I. I=me, F=friend, G=grandpa.
Mind you my grandpa was sitting next to us at my parents/grandparents cabin.

I-You wanna play nintendo.
F-What game
I-I got mario, megaman, and donkey kong.
F-Mario sounds good.
I-Yah tonights gonna be cool
F-When?
I-like tonight
F-u wanna spend the night at my place
I-yah your RV kicks ass
F-yah playin nintendo there is really cool!
G-why don't you just say your gonna smoke the reefer tonight ontop of his rv?
I&F- *dumbstruck*
wow I was foolish.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Freeker]
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They only tap your phone if it's like tap dat ass.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: MikeOLogical]
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MikeOLogical said:
even funnier is, the federal govt approves only about 50 wiretap warrants annually... and thats nationwide :lol:


Do you have a source for that?  I hope you're right, but it doesn't sound right, especially after the PATRIOT act.





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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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It's not the phone tap that has so many people so paranoid. I can't even count the number of people in my area that have been busted because they were talking on cordless phones. The cops used to park out in front of appartment complexes and just listen to all the conversations using thier scanners. The scanners pick up the frequency y'know.

Then you have people that tell you that doesn't work anymore because scanners can't pick up phones that are higher than 900Mhz but that's not true. A friend of mine has a scanner and he can pick up his own phone convo's and his cordless is a 2.4Ghz. Anyways, that's mostly where the danger lies. Cell phone convo's are relatively safe but dealers should know better than to talk on a cordless. Tsk, tsk, tsk.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
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chicken McNuggets .... regs... mids...


It's idiotic, really. If they are tapping your phone, they have a federal warrant to do so. If they have this, they've presented a federal judge with evidence of crimes enough for him to authorize the tap.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: SoopaX]
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we never had pot slang, but out dealer in highschool had a pretty intricate system set up.

He had a 1-800# we would dial, punch in his 6 digit code, then punch in the phone number we were calling from (complete with area code) followed by how much dough we had, in increments of 20. We'd get a call back from him or one of his guys within 5 minutes, and the conversation consisted of "come over". Never once did he not have bud in the year and a half we used him.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Rambone]
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If we were after weed and pills we had to go through a certain guy whos phone was HEAVILY watched. We would use something like this M=Me D=Dealer....

M=Hey man come to this party tonight
D=how many people can i bring (number of pills)
M= 10 people only (10 pills)
D=Whats the address?
M= 12 blah blah (the 12 would indicate how many grams of bud we were after)
D=ive got like 145 different things to do right now so ill come later ok? (thats the total cost of everything we were purchasing)

Thats basically what we did with a few variations here and there but he never got busted and it worked great.:lol:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: DepthToTheCore]
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They should illegalize MJ, i want teh funny phone drug code!!

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: knumb]
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knumb said:
i always went with pizza

as in
hey you got any pizza?
how much you need?
just 1 slice (=1/8)
or
a whole pie (1 oz) half with mushrooms

but that was only for paranoid dealers
usually it is just
hey can i stop by?

k



I use pizza as a code too, it really works well for those paranoid people.

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Twister]
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i always use

hey you want to hang out for like 45 minutes or X minutes, x indicating the amount of money the person had. People know the prices, and it works pretty well.


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Calico Kahlia come tell me the news
Calamity's waiting for a way to get to her
Rosy red and electric blue
I bought you a paddle for your paper canoe

Say you'll come back when you can
Whenever your airplane happens to land
Maybe I'll be back here too
It all depends on what's with you

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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: C20H25N3O]
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when 'cid used to be available, my dealer and I agreed the code would be 'fun'

Hey man I'm bored as hell, do you know of anything fun going on now?

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