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Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences
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This is another post of mine, that i figure will explode...

name some of the/your:

:smirk:Funniest things one of your friends/you've ever heard/said (not a quote from a joke site, not the president, PERSONAL experience)

:smirk:Worst sexual experiences

:smirk:Best sexual experiences

:smirk:Worst/best mushroom experience

:smirk:Worst car ride

:smirk:Worst/best other drug experience

things of this nature, i'll edit my original post to include more topics later or

:smirk:ADD YOUR OWN entertaining topic!


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If mushrooms grew in my house, and I could smoke in here, i'd have no reason to go outside?
-Brock D. 2004 (that's me)
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if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke
you'll feel much better afterwards.
sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks
-Sherm (from the shroomery)

Better smilies coming soon! By suffer
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
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OuchITripped said:
This is another post of mine, that i figure will explode...


You covered pretty much any and every topic. ever. I can't see your thread doing anything BUT explode

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: funkymonk]
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it's too much for me. i thnk i'll skip this one.


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Real botanists laugh at HPS systems, we do however use high pressure sodium in the parking lot. - artthug

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: funkymonk]
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um...my ex girlfriend let me give her a facial once. I joked around with it a few times like "you should let me" but saying it jokingly and not serious about it and she knew, but one day she was giving me a bj and was like "wanna give me a facial" and i was like alright and so i did and it was all over her face and it was SOO funny looking. It got in her eyelashes and shit, it was such a funny site...and her skin got dried out.


i have lots of weird/funny/stupid/etc. sex stories but i don't wanna type.

And i've typed my worst car ride ever story so many times and it's long that i just don't want to.


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-Wash uffitze drive me to firenze

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: felix]
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It seem's like there could be 6 different threads

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: funkymonk]
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best other drug-

i don't even remember how much DXM i took but it was a hefty load, and then we smoked 4 phat bowls out of my friends nice 2 ft. glass bong and we played phish. And i was tripping out pretty hard, we had his big black light on and he had all this cool shit in his room and my 2 friends turned into BIG rabbits and their chairs turned into cars and the room turned into an alley and the wall was changing colors, and everything was just so perfectly crazy. I guess i was laying on his bed nodding my head to the music for like an hour and a half, but it seemed like 15-20 minutes to me and it was very cool.

Thats all i remember of it.





Best Mushroom experience-
at a big wu concert. That was just really really fun. I got scared for a few seconds cause i got seperated from everyone at setbraek and was stuck in a crowd of people but then i found my group and all was well.


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-Wash uffitze drive me to firenze

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: funkymonk]
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lol ok
i got a worst drug exp

when i was like 13 me and my buddys went up above the local pre school and procedded to getting as blzed as possible
and up until this point we had never bought alot of weed
but my freind started dealin so suddly we had 4th of extra bud
o this ocation we had 3 8ths or 3 diffrent good buds
well we dmn near smoked all three
and when we stood up to leave we were too high to even stand
i i fliped i told my freinds i hatta go and id meet them at the local skate spot
i was flippin out
mad parinoia
crreeping through bushes
al comando style
i got to the local bell market and went in looking like some sort of rabid ape
i bought 6 litters of soda and 6 candy bars (i wanted to get it out of my system :grin: and im a fat ass :wink: )
so i get the spot and im too high to mave
i ate 5 of the bars and drank 3 litters
when all of a sudden a cop rolss up
and every one bolts
(this happened all the time befor everyone started skating)
i grabed my board and back pack and booked it for so far and soo long
all the parinoia snaped back into me!
i ran to the top of a big grass hill with long bushes on it
i hid there for like an hour beffr i went back to the spot , yet again commando style :smile:


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: funkymonk]
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funkymonk said:
OuchITripped said:
This is another post of mine, that i figure will explode...


You covered pretty much any and every topic. ever. I can't see your thread doing anything BUT explode


ya, I don't post about crap, and I think people enjoy my threads so, wanna contribue maybe?


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If mushrooms grew in my house, and I could smoke in here, i'd have no reason to go outside?
-Brock D. 2004 (that's me)
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if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke
you'll feel much better afterwards.
sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks
-Sherm (from the shroomery)

Better smilies coming soon! By suffer
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
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nope.

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
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I have one thats under worst car ride AND worst mushroom experience.

I was staying with some relatives and we had made plans to go out for a hike in the desert later in the afternoon. Myself, and one other relative decided it would be a good idea to dose just before we rode out to the site. We had 30 minutes to kill before we got out there, so we dosed up. Now, my 84 y/o uncle who is nearly blind loves desert hikes, so he was all for it. But, my cousin who was supposed to drive us out there suddenly bailed and went home instead of taking us. Well guess what, yours truly was left with the driving privelages in an unfamiliar town. I tried to make excuses to my uncle about it being too hot but he wouldnt have it. He's nearly blind mind you so that rules him out for driving. I was trying to talk my way out of it and already things were getting wierd.

I would NEVER have driven under the influence like that but arguing about it on mush seemed like it wasn't settling well. Well I figured it can't be too bad just a short drive with my elderly blind uncle and other cousin and they would tell me where to go...I was wrong.. Driving my aunt's brand new car, of COURSE we had to stop for gas. There were faces in the vapor coming off the gas nozzle and I was gettin' nervous. My younger cousin (who I dosed with) thought the whole thing was completely hilarious of course.

Finally out on a rural road and I was happy about that. The pattern on the seats was crawling under me. I could see every grain in the road going under me. Lines on the road were not looking quite right. The tall figures of cacti were calling out to me and frowning as I went by them. FINALLY we got to the trail head and parked. I was very relieved.

The rest of the hike was great. I saw lizards and snakes and bugs Im pretty sure I would never have seen otherwise. Made sure I was good and sober by the time I drove home.

Definetely and unforgettable experience.


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The above statement is completely fictional and composed solely for the purpose of entertainment.

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
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of wait i have a worse drug story than my other one

ok here it is:
i took a small 4 oz bottle or dxm (tussin)
i started to walk over to my freinds house.....then i wake up in my freinds bed room 10 hours later (diffrent freind too)


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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YouEnjoyMyself said:
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i have lots of weird/funny/stupid/etc. sex stories but i don't wanna type.

And i've typed my worst <A TITLE="Click for more information about car" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||cars|AA1VDw">car</A> ride ever story so many times and it's long that i just don't want to.



go find where u typed it, and copy+paste it =]


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If mushrooms grew in my house, and I could smoke in here, i'd have no reason to go outside?
-Brock D. 2004 (that's me)
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if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke
you'll feel much better afterwards.
sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks
-Sherm (from the shroomery)

Better smilies coming soon! By suffer
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: funkymonk]
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funkymonk said:
nope.



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Real botanists laugh at HPS systems, we do however use high pressure sodium in the parking lot. - artthug

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: funkymonk]
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funkymonk, then go away, ur not wanted here!


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If mushrooms grew in my house, and I could smoke in here, i'd have no reason to go outside?
-Brock D. 2004 (that's me)
---------------------------------------------------
if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke
you'll feel much better afterwards.
sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks
-Sherm (from the shroomery)

Better smilies coming soon! By suffer
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: felix]
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felix said:
funkymonk said:
nope.




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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
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that could possibly take more time then typing,i suck at finding posts.


heres a short and sweet story.

i was at a movie with my girlfriend...she starts giving me a handjob.  And i notice there is a kid that is like 5 years younger then me that i knew cause i would skate with his older brother and he was behind me and like 2 chairs to the side.  And after the movie i was pissing and he was in there and was like "that chicks hand was in your pants!" and i was like "what are you talking about?" trying to play it off as if it iddn't happen.


i also got a handjob in a movie theatre when we saw a movie with her family...her sister was on my other side, that was hard to pull off, no one ever found out :smile:


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
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ouch- your picture in your signature is awesome!! i always love looking at that.


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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handjobs suck.

I had straight out sex once in a theatre. it wasnt packed, maybe like 10 other people

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: funkymonk]
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yeah these theatres were packed...let me think of the movies...lord of the rings 2, and some comedy that was a pretty big hit.


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
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:lol:

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