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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: LilShank]
    #3847398 - 02/28/05 05:26 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

my code word for weed is weed/bud/etc. none of those codewords.


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Offlinecamelsmoker
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3847524 - 02/28/05 05:51 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

you got them things?....no.
how bout them trees?...a little.
big ben home?....maybe.
is it snowing?...how much cash u got?


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OfflineMrBump
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3847636 - 02/28/05 06:10 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

"hey man...can ya help a brother out?"

"why, yes i can-nabis."


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OfflineWildRunner
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: MrBump]
    #3847937 - 02/28/05 07:04 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

"Hey man, you wanna hook me up with 50 beans of innuendo?"


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: WildRunner]
    #3848024 - 02/28/05 07:23 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

When I was 12 or so my code word was nintendo. And damn was I stupid. Conver sation between my friend and I. I=me, F=friend, G=grandpa.
Mind you my grandpa was sitting next to us at my parents/grandparents cabin.

I-You wanna play nintendo.
F-What game
I-I got mario, megaman, and donkey kong.
F-Mario sounds good.
I-Yah tonights gonna be cool
F-When?
I-like tonight
F-u wanna spend the night at my place
I-yah your RV kicks ass
F-yah playin nintendo there is really cool!
G-why don't you just say your gonna smoke the reefer tonight ontop of his rv?
I&F- *dumbstruck*
wow I was foolish.


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Offlinesunshine
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Freeker]
    #3848119 - 02/28/05 07:35 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

They only tap your phone if it's like tap dat ass.


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OfflineLearyfanS
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: MikeOLogical]
    #3848859 - 02/28/05 09:44 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

MikeOLogical said:
even funnier is, the federal govt approves only about 50 wiretap warrants annually... and thats nationwide :lol:




Do you have a source for that?  I hope you're right, but it doesn't sound right, especially after the PATRIOT act.





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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3849087 - 02/28/05 10:48 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

It's not the phone tap that has so many people so paranoid. I can't even count the number of people in my area that have been busted because they were talking on cordless phones. The cops used to park out in front of appartment complexes and just listen to all the conversations using thier scanners. The scanners pick up the frequency y'know.

Then you have people that tell you that doesn't work anymore because scanners can't pick up phones that are higher than 900Mhz but that's not true. A friend of mine has a scanner and he can pick up his own phone convo's and his cordless is a 2.4Ghz. Anyways, that's mostly where the danger lies. Cell phone convo's are relatively safe but dealers should know better than to talk on a cordless. Tsk, tsk, tsk.


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InvisibleSoopaX
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Learyfan]
    #3849681 - 03/01/05 12:57 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

chicken McNuggets .... regs... mids...


It's idiotic, really. If they are tapping your phone, they have a federal warrant to do so. If they have this, they've presented a federal judge with evidence of crimes enough for him to authorize the tap.


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OfflineRambone
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: SoopaX]
    #3849718 - 03/01/05 01:10 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

we never had pot slang, but out dealer in highschool had a pretty intricate system set up.

He had a 1-800# we would dial, punch in his 6 digit code, then punch in the phone number we were calling from (complete with area code) followed by how much dough we had, in increments of 20. We'd get a call back from him or one of his guys within 5 minutes, and the conversation consisted of "come over". Never once did he not have bud in the year and a half we used him.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Rambone]
    #3850125 - 03/01/05 02:41 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

If we were after weed and pills we had to go through a certain guy whos phone was HEAVILY watched. We would use something like this M=Me D=Dealer....

M=Hey man come to this party tonight
D=how many people can i bring (number of pills)
M= 10 people only (10 pills)
D=Whats the address?
M= 12 blah blah (the 12 would indicate how many grams of bud we were after)
D=ive got like 145 different things to do right now so ill come later ok? (thats the total cost of everything we were purchasing)

Thats basically what we did with a few variations here and there but he never got busted and it worked great.:lol:


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #3850430 - 03/01/05 04:20 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

They should illegalize MJ, i want teh funny phone drug code!!


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OfflineTwister
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: knumb]
    #3850455 - 03/01/05 04:33 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

knumb said:
i always went with pizza

as in
hey you got any pizza?
how much you need?
just 1 slice (=1/8)
or
a whole pie (1 oz) half with mushrooms

but that was only for paranoid dealers
usually it is just
hey can i stop by?

k





I use pizza as a code too, it really works well for those paranoid people.


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OfflineC20H25N3O
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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: Twister]
    #3853843 - 03/01/05 08:33 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

i always use

hey you want to hang out for like 45 minutes or X minutes, x indicating the amount of money the person had. People know the prices, and it works pretty well.


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Re: Funny phone drug code [Re: C20H25N3O]
    #4834755 - 10/21/05 05:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

when 'cid used to be available, my dealer and I agreed the code would be 'fun'

Hey man I'm bored as hell, do you know of anything fun going on now?


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