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Phishgrrl
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: PuZuZu]
#2987538 - 08/10/04 05:45 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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PuZuZu said: Harry Pothead and the Sorceror who got Stoned.
Little kids are cool. But preteens suck.
haha! We all call him Harry Pothead around these parts.
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Phishgrrl]
#2987614 - 08/10/04 06:01 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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that picture is funny.
i've heard stuff along the lines of those titles. i've heard different noes but can't think of them.
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gdman
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Phishgrrl]
#2987695 - 08/10/04 06:17 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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harry dead head and the philosipher stones
-------------------- Got a question about a substance? Erowid might already have your answer! Have questions about the mushroom experience? The Tripper's FAQ may have your answer or someone else might have had your question before. I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Theodor Seuss Geisel Dr. Suess "I didn't come here to be easily understood" - Steve
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MAGnum
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Phishgrrl]
#2987744 - 08/10/04 06:25 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Me and my friends used to tresspass and chill on roof tops. These buildings were old enough that the morter on one of the chimneys was brittle and the bricks could be removed with bare hands.
Where is this going?
Well, we decided we needed a toilet on top of the building, so we decompiled the chimney so it was like a toilet seat with back support and everything. Almong with many drunken pisses, my friend took a shit in it and still wont admit it to this day.
Now it wasn't just anyone who shit in the chimney, it was my friend, T. and when T farts it smells like there's something wrong with him.
Some kind of Gastric anomoly, I'm not a doctor, but there was something seriously wrong with his intestine.
Anyways, I bet his shit could rot a hole through steel. This dude used to live in my house and I have a fan that blows out the window. Every time he'd take a shit, the odor (smelt like disease shit held in for days) would go up, into my room and out the fan. It permiated the room along the way.
I would scream "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGHGH!!" and he would just laugh. Those were the days.
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MAGnum
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: gdman]
#2987755 - 08/10/04 06:27 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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gdman420 said: harry dead head and the philosipher stones
LMAO
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Phishgrrl
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: MAGnum]
#2987799 - 08/10/04 06:34 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Phishgrrl]
#2987888 - 08/10/04 06:58 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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don't you love guys poop stories?
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gdman
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: gdman]
#2988291 - 08/10/04 08:23 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- Got a question about a substance? Erowid might already have your answer! Have questions about the mushroom experience? The Tripper's FAQ may have your answer or someone else might have had your question before. I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Theodor Seuss Geisel Dr. Suess "I didn't come here to be easily understood" - Steve
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RuNE
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: gdman]
#2988297 - 08/10/04 08:24 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol.
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kaiowas
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: MAGnum]
#2988369 - 08/10/04 08:38 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Some kind of Gastric anomoly, I'm not a doctor, but there was something seriously wrong with his intestine."
hehe
"Anyways, I bet his shit could rot a hole through steel. "
the odor (smelt like disease shit held in for days)
that's just like my friend vince. his farts were so bad, especially after he's eat something like two scoopes of triple fudge, with fudge syrup, hershey candies on top with like 15 cherries.
jeeeesus this guy would be in the bathroom for like 30 min and you can hear him in there working his magic.
the words "none so vile" don't even come close to this man.
one time me and him had some chicks over and we're watching a movie and all that jazz. wel this guy is like having an exocism in the bathroom. the toilet flushes a lead seven times as I we hear his screams of agony and defeat. he gingerly walks out of the bathroom and we were hit instantly by a smell that I cannot describe except maybe I wanted to take a shit so the place would smell better. we ended up having to go outside because one of the ladies couldn't take the buttmust.
needless to say I didn't sleep well that night.
-------------------- Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.
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Krishna
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
#2988375 - 08/10/04 08:39 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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worst sexual experience - way too many gin and tonics, and my good friend's brother's child's mother....
yeah, i know...
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Krishna]
#2988556 - 08/10/04 09:17 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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you had sex with her?
kaiowas- buttmust, haha. good story!
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OuchITripped
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#2990539 - 08/11/04 09:50 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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this post MUST GO ON!
-------------------- If mushrooms grew in my house, and I could smoke in here, i'd have no reason to go outside? -Brock D. 2004 (that's me) --------------------------------------------------- if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke you'll feel much better afterwards. sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks -Sherm (from the shroomery) Better smilies coming soon! By suffer ---------------------------------------------------
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
#2990961 - 08/11/04 11:49 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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OuchITripped said: this post MUST GO ON!
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OuchITripped
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
#2992367 - 08/11/04 05:59 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ripple
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
#2992395 - 08/11/04 06:03 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't like to type so im not going to answer, but nice post for a newbie!
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OuchITripped
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Ripple]
#2992978 - 08/11/04 08:00 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thx, professional postwhore...
Like I care--;
I think besides Aloun, i'm the only one that posts in the pub that actually cultivates/picks mushrooms.. lol
-------------------- If mushrooms grew in my house, and I could smoke in here, i'd have no reason to go outside? -Brock D. 2004 (that's me) --------------------------------------------------- if you feel like your gonna puke just go ahead and puke you'll feel much better afterwards. sometimes its fun, as long as it doesn't come out your nose, that sucks -Sherm (from the shroomery) Better smilies coming soon! By suffer ---------------------------------------------------
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Ripple
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
#2993018 - 08/11/04 08:08 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't go pulling your dress over your head, just kidding with you.
And you would be wrong about your conclusion about who cultivates.
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OuchITripped
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Ripple]
#2993052 - 08/11/04 08:17 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't go pulling your panties up your rear, I was exaggerating
but i'm pretty sure we just have a bunch of bored kids in the pub
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iloveraving
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
#2993083 - 08/11/04 08:25 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I believe in grow puppets..
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