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OfflineTasty_Smurf_House
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: iloveraving]
    #2993176 - 08/12/04 06:06 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I wanna see a person behind the puppet turn into the puppet and have the orignal die and then have the puppet make a puppet of a resurection of the original.


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OfflineOuchITripped
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #2993324 - 08/12/04 06:39 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

me too :wink:


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InvisibleOldSpice
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
    #2993349 - 08/12/04 06:45 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Behave in Ripples PUB ...


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OuchITripped]
    #8671262 - 07/23/08 08:05 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I guess I've never had a "bad" sexual/drug experience - although the show "Intervention" makes DMX look pretty bad - please be careful guys - I hear it causes permenant brain damage. Never did 'shrooms - Daddy wouldn't share those...

But best sex ever was the brief few weeks that I had two partners. I would literally do one, then cross the hall and do the other. It was great while it lasted. Unfortunately, one was getting married and had to cut me off before the fiancee figured out why they were too tired to do it. Nothing says cheating like being too tired for sex on your wedding night!

Worst car ride? Anytime I wasn't driving. I hate being at the mercy of other people...


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Rasal]
    #8671270 - 07/23/08 08:08 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

This thread is almost four, count 'em four, years old.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #8671376 - 07/23/08 08:34 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Aw well :shrug:

I'm low on new sex stories for the shroomery, so here's a shortie from a couple years ago.

Once I was in Tiajuana and one of the 20 dollar prostitutes grabbed me by the jacket, grabbed my balls with the other hand and started carresing them.  That was the most dircet come on I've ever received.


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Ferris]
    #8671513 - 07/23/08 09:07 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Hmm when in amsterdam a 50 euro hooker opened her glass door grabbed me and was like 50 euro, i said no thanks and got my frist mushroom trip with that money instead.
:awesome:


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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: thedudenj]
    #8672310 - 07/24/08 12:15 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

You sir have your priorities straight.

If I recall correctly, I got like 10 pills of some semi-bunk e for that money instead.


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences *DELETED* [Re: kaiowas]
    #14901109 - 08/10/11 09:38 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #14901150 - 08/10/11 09:46 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

bump


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Offlinemongo lloyd
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #14901448 - 08/10/11 10:37 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

1. This thread is 6 years old.
2. You don't bump a thread 8 fucking minutes after you've posted in it.


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14905200 - 08/11/11 04:53 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

1.  cut a brotha some slack, ima newb.

2. i was stating that my first one was a bump, after i realized that it was 3 years since the last comment.


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I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: Funny expressions, worst sexual experiences [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #14905237 - 08/11/11 05:05 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:feelsgoodman::trolldance:


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