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OfflineDreaminDust
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Funny aim convo's
    #2090939 - 11/10/03 10:58 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Sup  :tongue: , post any random,funny aim convos  :smile:  they crack me up  :nut:

Left Over: wanna get the low down >:laugh:
BluNtZkY McHiGh: on what
Left Over: on the jizzle
BluNtZkY McHiGh: hah
Left Over: fuck u

tak is god: where are you
and the tomato: Toys r us
tak is god: doing what
and the tomato: Trying on little boys underwear


shrooms cube: i got a bouncy ball
shrooms cube: and i drew "=]" on it
shrooms cube: in a green marker
shrooms cube: lol this girl was like what's that
shrooms cube: i was like
shrooms cube: shut up btich
shrooms cube: i got a bouncy ball


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Dude can you hear that smell?,
No but I can taste it...
yea! I see it too!

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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: DreaminDust]
    #2091709 - 11/11/03 08:02 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2091731 - 11/11/03 08:17 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Rhinocerous sex...Funny shit.  :tongue2:


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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OfflineBluMonkee
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2092475 - 11/11/03 12:52 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: TOO FUCKIN' MUCH :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"You da' man" 


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OfflineDobie
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: BluMonkee]
    #2092506 - 11/11/03 12:56 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

i dont know how many times ive read those but man are they funny


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OfflineBluMonkee
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Dobie]
    #2092531 - 11/11/03 01:02 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

that they are...and I thought this thread was goin' nowhere  :lol: 


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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: BluMonkee]
    #2093823 - 11/11/03 07:06 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I got more where that came from. :grin:

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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2093833 - 11/11/03 07:08 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:


bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
**pause**
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
**pause**
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of
carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.
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bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: fuck




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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2093906 - 11/11/03 07:28 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

LOL! I am so keeping these...keep em coming :grin:


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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2093989 - 11/11/03 07:52 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:


Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? I can't find it.
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!




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OfflineInfrared
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094020 - 11/11/03 08:02 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

funny shit man


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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2094043 - 11/11/03 08:08 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Love the sig. But you need to fade that Alex Grey image out a bit around the edges. :wink:

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OfflineInfrared
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094060 - 11/11/03 08:11 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

do it for me , i dont even have photoshop. Jtryptamine did this for me. hey i heard you made your own DOC before? how so biatch


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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2094076 - 11/11/03 08:15 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I did not make my own DOC, nor DOB. But I sure had a rather scolding experience with the first mentioned.

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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2094097 - 11/11/03 08:20 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)


Something like this, perhaps?


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094099 - 11/11/03 08:21 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

i was talking to someone about it who said you made it yourself, and i was like that drunkard made his own DOC? :wink: didnt you take a shit load of it, and doses are like 2-5 mgs? tell me about it, i wanna try some of this shite'


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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2094112 - 11/11/03 08:23 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I have no idea who said that. Although scientific about it, I am a recreational user. I'm no chemist.
And yes, I had a beefy dose. PM time I reckon.

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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094319 - 11/11/03 09:08 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Okay this one's not so good... But what the hell.
Quote:


iwannahavefun69: HI Christy!!
Cum Recepticle: That's unfair, you fat fuck
Cum Recepticle: I have no clue what your name is.
iwannahavefun69: huh?
iwannahavefun69: oh. sorry... it's Derrick
Cum Recepticle: Ah, okay. Hi Derrick!
Cum Recepticle: How are ya?
iwannahavefun69: Fine...what are you up to?
Cum Recepticle: Just sitting around, waiting for some hot guy to IM me
iwannahavefun69: hehe... I here.. NOW....
iwannahavefun69: so you really just started fucking?
Cum Recepticle: No, I've been doing it for a little while
iwannahavefun69: oh, ok... have you ever done a 69?
Cum Recepticle: Yes I have
Cum Recepticle: I like it, but it's so hard to concentrate on it all that I go soft
iwannahavefun69: hmmm you shouldn't have to concentrate....must not be with a good enough guy....
iwannahavefun69: I promise you ... if I was there...you would not have to concentrate on anything.....
iwannahavefun69: you just do what feels good....
Cum Recepticle: really?
Cum Recepticle: Well, I know what feels good...do you know how to make someone like me happy?
iwannahavefun69: oh, yea....
Cum Recepticle: like what?
iwannahavefun69: first...tell me about yourself...
Cum Recepticle: What do you want to know?
iwannahavefun69: hmmm....what you look like...what you like wearing...
Cum Recepticle: I'm short, yellow hair, big eyes.
Cum Recepticle: Really cute and cuddly
iwannahavefun69: how short?
iwannahavefun69: what color are those eyes?
Cum Recepticle: really short, I'm a little thing
Cum Recepticle: brown eyes
iwannahavefun69: what do you like wearing?
Cum Recepticle: Nothing, preferably. I like being free!
iwannahavefun69: hehe... I mean out in public...
Cum Recepticle: I know what you meant
iwannahavefun69:
Cum Recepticle: So, anyway...you up for some fun?
iwannahavefun69: well... i'd start by making you confortable
iwannahavefun69: yes
iwannahavefun69: and you?
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm yeah
Cum Recepticle: continue
iwannahavefun69: what are you wearing now
Cum Recepticle: Nothing
iwannahavefun69: mmmm
iwannahavefun69: so if i sneaked up behind you...and wrapped my arms around your waist... and started kissing your neck....
Cum Recepticle: Pika!
Cum Recepticle: Mm...continue...
iwannahavefun69: and then slooooowly sliding my hands up your body....
iwannahavefun69: carressing and massaging...
Cum Recepticle: *purs*
iwannahavefun69: up just below your breasts....
Cum Recepticle: Pika pika!
iwannahavefun69: while I start licking around your ears....
Cum Recepticle: Oh yeah, lick my pointy yellow ears baby!
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm god you're getting me hot
iwannahavefun69: then taking just the tips of my fingers.....
Cum Recepticle: my muff-fur is getting all wet for you
iwannahavefun69: running them across the underside of your breasts.....
Cum Recepticle: PiKA-chu!
Cum Recepticle: I rub your hands
Cum Recepticle: and let one of my hands slide down to your groin
iwannahavefun69: mmmmm
Cum Recepticle: I grip it tightly, letting out another purr of excitement
iwannahavefun69: I whisper in your ear .....
Cum Recepticle: Pika?
iwannahavefun69: as I slide around in front of you....
iwannahavefun69: licking your neck... carressing your body...
Cum Recepticle: what did you whisper?
iwannahavefun69: "I want to fuck you real nice!"
Cum Recepticle: Ah, that's just sweet.
Cum Recepticle: I smile at you, my huge eyes gleaming in the sunlight
Cum Recepticle: and kiss you passionately
iwannahavefun69: i slide down between your legs....
Cum Recepticle: Pika-piKAchU!!
Cum Recepticle: I'm all wet
iwannahavefun69: and start kissing your legs...
iwannahavefun69: kissing....licking... up and down each leg...
Cum Recepticle: Pika pika!
Cum Recepticle: I'm thrusting against your face, awaiting your tongue
iwannahavefun69: I wrap my hands around your body.. and pull you into my face...my tongue...plunging deep inside you
iwannahavefun69: and going around and around.....
Cum Recepticle: pika piKA!
Cum Recepticle: I'm humping your face madly
iwannahavefun69: sliding my fingers inside you... slideing around
iwannahavefun69: searching for spots that drive you crazy....
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm...close to orgasm....
iwannahavefun69: deep inside you...
iwannahavefun69: tongue licking like crazy...
Cum Recepticle: I keep humping your face, making high-pitched sounds of erotic joy
Cum Recepticle: Pikachu!
Cum Recepticle: (I want you to fuck me now)
iwannahavefun69: I stand up...
iwannahavefun69: take your hand
iwannahavefun69: and wrap it around my hard cock...
iwannahavefun69: and whisper in your ear
Cum Recepticle: mmmm oh yeah....
iwannahavefun69: put it inside you...
Cum Recepticle: I guide your rigid member towards my awaiting cunt
iwannahavefun69: put it in...
Cum Recepticle: I pull you towards me, shoving my hips down onto your cock
iwannahavefun69: I slide it in...partway
Cum Recepticle: Pika pika!
Cum Recepticle: (push)
iwannahavefun69: then back out...in short, quick jerks...
iwannahavefun69: then thrust it in... in short bursts....
iwannahavefun69: till it's almost all the way in....
iwannahavefun69: deep inside you...
Cum Recepticle: Oh god, I'm going to cum....
iwannahavefun69: don't yet... I want to cum at the same time....
Cum Recepticle: *Somewhere behind you, you hear someone scream, "Pikachu! Thunder Shock attack NOW!"*
Cum Recepticle: PIKA!!!
iwannahavefun69: deep inside you... while I'm thrusting
iwannahavefun69: deep
Cum Recepticle: My body crackles with electricity as my Thunder Shock attack hits you, charring your skin and igniting your nerves in waves of pain!
iwannahavefun69: ouch..what happened to the cum?
Cum Recepticle: Huh, what cum?
iwannahavefun69: Cum Recepticle: Oh god, I'm going to cum....
Cum Recepticle: I'm a fucking Pok?mon, you moron?
Cum Recepticle: Er, lemme rephrase that...
Cum Recepticle: I'm a fucking Pok?mon, you FUCKING MORON.
iwannahavefun69: what the hell is a pokemon?
Cum Recepticle: *sighs*




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OfflineInfrared
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094346 - 11/11/03 09:12 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

sounds like you were getting  in to that shit  man :wink:


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InvisibleRunDMT
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Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 16,166
Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2094350 - 11/11/03 09:13 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Hehe. Oh I didn't do these.

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Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 48
Loc: Oklahoma
Last seen: 15 years, 2 months
Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094383 - 11/11/03 09:23 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Left Over: sup
Left Over: iloveu
SweetJewlySweet: whats crackin
Left Over: *HUg*
Left Over: dont u lub me
Left Over: ;[
SweetJewlySweet: i do love you.
SweetJewlySweet: of course.
Left Over: fuck u nasty whore get on the streets and make me some money. BiG PiMpiN
SweetJewlySweet: yeh, i KNEW that was coming!
SweetJewlySweet: fuckin lazy asshole. you go whore yerself out, why dontchya


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No but I can taste it...
yea! I see it too!

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Anonymous

Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: DreaminDust]
    #2094407 - 11/11/03 09:32 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

PsychdlcMes3: lol i smoked a blunt with jenny tdayy
shrooms cube: who the fuck is jenny
PsychdlcMes3: chriss girl frien
shrooms cube: oh
shrooms cube: that fat ugly bitch
PsychdlcMes3: lol
PsychdlcMes3: ya
PsychdlcMes3: shenot that ugly n shit ne more
shrooms cube: doubt it
shrooms cube: she had a painted face
shrooms cube: liek a clown
PsychdlcMes3: of course frat n not good lookin
PsychdlcMes3: fat*
PsychdlcMes3: but she didnt look all that bad
PsychdlcMes3: fa sho clown faced ass
shrooms cube: ahaha

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Anonymous

Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: ]
    #2094427 - 11/11/03 09:39 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

x o a x : hi\
CaveNeil: whats goin ohn
x o a x : nothing
x o a x : how are u
Neil: im ok
Neil: yourself
x o a x: ok
Neil: that's good
Neil: im pretty bored
x o a x: why are you bhored
Neil: nothing much to do
x o a x : where is your drugs and girlfriend
Neil: i ran out
x o a x : oh
Neil: i could go over to shannons
Neil: but i have class tomororw
x o a x : really?
Neil: yeah
Neil: a eleven
Neil: and i have three classes
Neil: i like wendsdays though
Neil: hate mondays aand frieday
x o a x: do you like wednesday classes?
x o a x : why do you hate them?
Neil: i have spanish those days
x o a x : cool

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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: ]
    #2094432 - 11/11/03 09:40 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)


x o a x : hi
subtl: hello
x o a x: this conversation will be saved and printed on the internet for the pleasure of others, is this ok with you?
subtl: okay
subt: how are you so sure
subts: that it will be worth saving
x o a x: i don't know
x o a x: even if its not the best in the world
x o a x : i'm sur epeople will enjoy it
x o a x : i can't do this by myself.
subtl: what can't you do by yourself
x o a : this conversation
subtl: what would you like to converse
x o a x: i don't know
x o a x : i'm open for anything
x o a x : i just got done fixing my spaghetti
x o a x : now i am heating it b/c the sauce was cold
subtl: do you eat spagetti a lot
x o a x: yep
x o a x: not spaghetti i'm sorry
x o a x: rotini
x o a x : always rotini
subtly : which noodle is that
subtly: the ones that look like pipes?
x o a x: no
x o a x spiral
x o a x: like a spring
subtly: is that your favorite
x o a x : yes
x o a x: i like anything actually
x o a x : i do not like spaghetti or linguini or angelhair very much tho'
subtly: i like elbow maccaroni with tomato sauce
x o a x: u r a jew?
subtly : no sir
x o a x : i thought that was a meal from their heritage
x o a x : sorry
subtly: elbow maccaroni
x o a x : yea
subtly : have yo useen texas chainsaw massacre
x o a x: nope is it good
subtly: i liked it
subtly : it was gory
x o a x : i want to see it
x o a x : when it comes on video i will
subtly : lots of chainsawing
subtly : ans tourture
x o a x : good
x o a x : do you like house of 1000 corpses?
subtly : i haven't seen it
subtly : i was going to rent it last time i went to blockbuster
x o a x : you should its a hack and slash movie
subtly : there are some crazy looking clown guys on the back of the box
x o a x : i have the movie
x o a x : i like the one girl in tere
x o a x : the clown guy is a great character
x o a x : the girl in that movie is my love
x o a x : please do not make any comments about her to me in thefuture
x o a x : or i will get upset
x o a x : ok deal?
subtly : deal
x o a x : how does eric like his new place
subtly : i've only see nhim once since he moved in
subtly : but he seems to like it
x o a x : what have you been doing?
subtly : they have a big tv
subtly : i work about three days a week
subtly : and outside of that
subtly : not much
x o a x : i was hoping you guys would come out for halloween
x o a x : and dress up like hooligans
subtly : i dress like a holligan eveyr day
x o a x : shorts?
x o a x : backwards hat?
subtly : no
subtly : i dress more like an old man i guess
x o a x : do you like dressing up like that
subtly : it's not really dressing up
subtly : it's just that those are the clothes i own
x o a x : you really should dress respectable
x o a x : lets keep this fresh
subtly : i am trying to write a story that goes in a loop
x o a x : to me?
subtly : not right now
x o a x : oh ok, i want it asap ok?
subtly : okay
subtly : i might never finish it
x o a x : that would be sad
x o a x : why?
subtly : it will be hard to effectively start something that loops back on itself with using any crazy things like timetravel
x o a x : ok
x o a x : still write it though ok?
subtly : i will try
x o a x : don't star tit and then realize it can't be done because you can't time-travel
x o a x : lets keep thing sin perspective ok
subtly : i think i am going to make it about someone delivering a package to themselves through an incredibly inefficient postal service
x o a x : u dummy
x o a x : that was a commercial
x o a x : u need new material
subtly : it was
x o a x : yes i don't have a tv
x o a x : but long time ago
x o a x : i remember some kid shipped his yoohoo to himself
x o a x : so it would get shaken up
subtly : oh yeah
subtly : i remember that
subtly : i don't care
x o a x : i'm sure you can make it better
subtly : it is going to be a po box
subtly : and the person is going to pick up a package and send another one
subtly : an identical one
x o a x : oh i understand\
subtly : and i want ot make it that you can start the book at any chapter and continue on from there
subtly : and it won't make a difference
subtly : is there a time that you notice checking more than any other
x o a x : usally my alarm clock time
x o a x : when i wake up
x o a x : its the same
subtly : oh yeah that's true
subtly : any random time \
subtly : that you just happen to check during the day often
x o a x : i don't think so

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InvisibleRunDMT
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Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 16,166
Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: ]
    #2094438 - 11/11/03 09:41 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Ichi the Killer.

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Anonymous

Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: DreaminDust]
    #2094451 - 11/11/03 09:44 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

shrooms cube: computers make me mad
skownch: i hear that
shrooms cube: lo ltoday
shrooms cube: in my second hour class
shrooms cube: there is this huge bitch
shrooms cube: and there was a substitute teacher
shrooms cube: and she was like do you guys do computer work?
shrooms cube: and iwas liek
shrooms cube: there's a ocmputer
shrooms cube: where?
shrooms cube: and she was like up ther
shrooms cube: i was like
shrooms cube: i don't see it
shrooms cube: and the fat bitch was sittin in front of it
shrooms cube: iwas like
shrooms cube: AHAHAHAH
skownch: ahaha
shrooms cube: and my friend was like
shrooms cube: i wonder why
shrooms cube: and the girl tuurned around and i felt bad like
shrooms cube: does it have games
shrooms cube: and my guy was like
shrooms cube: ahahah quit lyin mofucka you knwo the fat btich was in your wa
shrooms cube: man i couldn't stop laughin
shrooms cube: this girl is like
skownch: hah
shrooms cube: 6'4''
shrooms cube: and 300
skownch: damn
skownch: i bet she could throw you 20 yards
shrooms cube: i know
shrooms cube: thta's why i was like
shrooms cube: does it got games on it
shrooms cube: lolol\
skownch: heh
shrooms cube: she always looks at me
shrooms cube: and i'll say out loud
shrooms cube: EWWWW
skownch: heh nasty
shrooms cube: yeah
shrooms cube: bitch is huge
skownch: carry mace with you at all times
shrooms cube: lololool
skownch: the stuff they use for grizzly bears
shrooms cube: LMAO

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Invisiblespud
I'm so fly.

Registered: 10/07/02
Posts: 44,410
Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: ]
    #2094555 - 11/11/03 10:12 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

my friend collects a lot of the funny convos he has on aim, its over a long period of time so i am dub949, psil03, and hofmanndub.

IllNODlII: i am g
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: ay
IllNODlII: lol when i apply to a uc school imma say i am black and gay
IllNODlII: i am sure to get in
(Gonna get into college by telling the truth.)

a im in ta ct: i was drivin my 86 accord todfay
a im in ta ct: and i press da pedal all da way
a im in ta ct: and my engine went
a im in ta ct: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
a im in ta ct: and its goin so slow
a im in ta ct: rofl

a im in ta ct: go sux a dick
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: you go sux
a im in ta ct: :/
a im in ta ct: k fine
a im in ta ct: show me yer penis
(GAYYYYY!!!!)

AnarkeYDragoN: when i grow up
AnarkeYDragoN: im going to
AnarkeYDragoN: buy one of those school nacho stands
AnarkeYDragoN: and eat school nachos for EVERY MEAL
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: lol
AnarkeYDragoN: muhahahah

AHAHAHA OMG!!!

CHiP n DaLe55: hi
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: hey
CHiP n DaLe55: tai my shu?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: hm?
CHiP n DaLe55: r u tai my shoe?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: yeah
CHiP n DaLe55: eminem makes fun of u in his freestyles
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: eminem is fucking gay
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: hate his ass
CHiP n DaLe55: so u really are tai my shu?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: yeah
CHiP n DaLe55: that's pretty koo.i like yo sh1t
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: haha, thanks
(Download Tai Mai Shu - Freestyle, if you don't knwo what he's talking about.)

SC300TT DoRiFuTa: http://www.findapix.com/profile.asp?member=anarkeydragon
AnarkeYDragoN: ?
AnarkeYDragoN: FuCK YOU

IllNODlII: imma force my dad to get me a 99 sc
IllNODlII: lol
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: fuck you
IllNODlII: naw man those things are nice
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: fuck you
IllNODlII: and i need a car
IllNODlII: everyone has them
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: fuck you
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: not everybody has one
IllNODlII: shit load of people do
IllNODlII: they cheap too
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: fuck you
IllNODlII: 9k i can get a 96 with 74k
IllNODlII: thats hella good
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: fuck you
IllNODlII: better than damn 230
IllNODlII: why there are a million people with that car]
IllNODlII: there is like 3 at my school
IllNODlII: we can be twins lol
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: FUCK YOU
IllNODlII: rofl
IllNODlII: its different year and color
IllNODlII: big difference
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: fuck you
IllNODlII: looks diff
IllNODlII: way diff
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: fuck you
IllNODlII: y damnit
IllNODlII: plus he is willing to buy me one
IllNODlII: not even that bad
IllNODlII: plus i won't say shit
IllNODlII: i serious
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: fuck you AND your dad
IllNODlII: fuck u
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: fuck you
IllNODlII: y do u fucking care
IllNODlII: there like 10 people at ur school with them
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: i'm the only one
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: you jack ass
IllNODlII: wutever
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: you wanna bet?
IllNODlII: i dun care
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: only cause you're wrong
IllNODlII: finally got some cds
(There he goes, changin' the subject, faggot.)

IllNODlII: imma rape her computer
(Sick bastard.)

a im in ta ct: you know your twitch
a im in ta ct: guy
a im in ta ct: i want to kill him
a im in ta ct: k i killed him
a im in ta ct: he stopped twitching
a im in ta ct: i took out my deagle
a im in ta ct: and shot him in the head
a im in ta ct: and then i said
a im in ta ct: good game newbie
a im in ta ct: and then he died

SC300TT DoRiFuTa: you greasy stinky nigger
NaUTiCa ClaSSiCs: :-)
NaUTiCa ClaSSiCs: thats me

YOuRaSiaNanGeL: why u such a racist? in ur info u always put in niggy quotes

SC300TT DoRiFuTa: we might get a GS
IllNODlII: i might get oen too
IllNODlII: or an ls
IllNODlII: or sc
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: you're gay
IllNODlII: i dunno
IllNODlII: your a fucking faggot
(AHAHAHAHA)

jdm b16b eg6: come on man stop being straight
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: ahahha
jdm b16b eg6: for realz though

biG baLLeRr 12 1: i might buy a buik - lesabre
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: ahahahahaha
biG baLLeRr 12 1: piimpin
biG baLLeRr 12 1: in the bean
biG baLLeRr 12 1: its white
biG baLLeRr 12 1: with gold spokes
biG baLLeRr 12 1: gonna put hydros

jdm b16b eg6: hey sexy
jdm b16b eg6: want to go to my "spot"
jdm b16b eg6: ;-)

biG baLLeRr 12 1: haha
biG baLLeRr 12 1: im in ur profile
biG baLLeRr 12 1: or
biG baLLeRr 12 1: yea
biG baLLeRr 12 1: Funny convos
biG baLLeRr 12 1: i think
biG baLLeRr 12 1: nm
biG baLLeRr 12 1: late

Poor Truck

Must download this video, Toyota > VW

a i m i n t act: ask my cuzin paul
a i m i n t act: about my sexy car
a i m i n t act: wit my turbo
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: you dont have a turboed car
a i m i n t act: ask paul
a i m i n t act: ..

SC300TT DoRiFuTa: ey
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: wtf tuna taklin about a turboed car, he doesn't have one
c H i N o Ee: sup
c H i N o Ee: ROFL
c H i N o Ee: we was racin
c H i N o Ee: with his
c H i N o Ee: bucket
c H i N o Ee: -_
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: accord
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: ?
c H i N o Ee: the greyhound bus smoked ups
c H i N o Ee: us*
c H i N o Ee: yes
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: ahahahha
c H i N o Ee: he barely smoked this
c H i N o Ee: lady
c H i N o Ee: on a bike
c H i N o Ee: lol
c H i N o Ee: that shit sounds fast
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: ahahaha
c H i N o Ee: but that shit barely moves
c H i N o Ee: -_-
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: gg
c H i N o Ee: it was dope tho
c H i N o Ee: that shit was funny

a i m i n t act: i wanna learn to drift
(Don't we all?)

aShWeE228: i bet i could drift better than you could
aShWeE228: :-P
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: =-O
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: :-P
(She can't drift....neither can I, LOL. :-X)

IllNODlII: damnit i lost my id
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: first license
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: now id
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: gg
IllNODlII: no i found my license
IllNODlII: and that was not my fault
IllNODlII: i gave it to them to hold
IllNODlII: and they lost it
IllNODlII: but i lost my id all by myself
IllNODlII: shit i needed that
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: wow, all by yourself? you sure you didnt have any help?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: lol
IllNODlII: yeah i'm sure
IllNODlII: faggot
(Mommy wow, I'm a big kid now!)

bEaChBabEE31: i want to be in your profile
bEaChBabEE31: i kinda miss not being the stupidest friend you have

(Talking about some text in a pic.)
weei2RPS13: my bro said its ugly
weei2RPS13: if its red to black
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: his face is ugly
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: lemme see it
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: lol
weei2RPS13: fuck you
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: oh yeah
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: you're twins
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: your face would be ugly too
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: LOL
weei2RPS13: you too fuck face
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: ahaha

SC300TT DoRiFuTa: hey slut
murdoc020: yase
murdoc020: you got me
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: haha

psil03: lizzy miguire is like 9 right?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: why, you wanna fantasize?
psil03: me and kevin planned on raping her
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: you sick bastards
psil03: i figure if shes realllllllllly young
psil03: she wouldnt even notice
psil03: she wouldnt know whats going on
psil03: ya know/
psil03: itd make it ok
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: sick
psil03: want to join in?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: no
psil03: you sure?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: shes like 14 i think
psil03: kevin said she was 16
psil03: hes trying to cover from his sick under age fantasies
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: haha
psil03: in iraqi
psil03: he was raped as a child
psil03: he thinks its normal in america
psil03: to rape children
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: haha
psil03: he must avenge his sore asshole
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: hahaha

SC300TT DoRiFuTa: what are you doing
bEaChBabEE31: yo mama
bEaChBabEE31: and yo sister
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: lesbo
bEaChBabEE31: AT THE SAME TIME
bEaChBabEE31: lol
bEaChBabEE31: wow i miss you calling me a lesbo

a i m t u n a: OMG
a i m t u n a: I LAFF SO HARD
a i m t u n a: I DROOLED

psil03: my moms watching a walk to remb
psil03: mandy moore has cancer
psil03: stupid bitch
psil03: DIE STOOPID BITCH DIE
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: hahaha
psil03: i hope she chokes on her tumor

Lil DarkStar KID: sup gangsta
Lil DarkStar KID: what u doing my hommie
Lil DarkStar KID: dang nigga
Lil DarkStar KID: (lets start singing some slave songs)
Lil DarkStar KID: ya wanna hand me a blunt nigga
Lil DarkStar KID: have u ever heard a black person talk
Lil DarkStar KID: its like they say muther fucker or ya know what im sayinge
Lil DarkStar KID: at least 1048095350938 x 10 to tje 450486368 times
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: haha
Lil DarkStar KID: i bbl my nigga pac
Lil DarkStar KID: i think they say pac
Lil DarkStar KID: lol
Lil DarkStar KID: do they?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: no
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: lol
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: pac=2pac
Lil DarkStar KID: ur a racism expert
Lil DarkStar KID: ohhh

Oltonaa05: when your putting in the processor
Oltonaa05: do all four sides of it have to fit in
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: how could you use it with part of it sticking out?
Oltonaa05: well its not fitting proprely
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: then turn it till it fits
Oltonaa05: it only fits one way
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: then put it in that way
Oltonaa05: but it doesn't fit properly
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: then you got the wrong motherboard
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: how does it fit yet not fit properly?
Oltonaa05: i think two of the spikes are bent
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: uhh
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: gg?
Oltonaa05: huh
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: good game?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: bend them back
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: and hopefully you didnt mess it up
Oltonaa05: thats the it came
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: ??
Oltonaa05: thats the it came
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: what?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: the way?
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: so you got a CPU + mobo combo?
Oltonaa05: yea
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: return it
SC300TT DoRiFuTa: not supposed to be bent
(Sad sad, so sad.)

IllNODlII:Supra for sale
garweeeuhH: ROFL
garweeeuhH: child is not included
IllNODlII: i wanted the kid
garweeeuhH: ahaha
garweeeuhH: sick bastard

a i m t u n a: i cant contact toma
a i m t u n a: did he die?

YOuRaSiaNanGeL: thats not good
YOuRaSiaNanGeL: shower and then sleep
garweeeuhH: huh
YOuRaSiaNanGeL: u can get pneumonia
garweeeuhH: you can stfu
garweeeuhH: lol
garweeeuhH: jk jk
YOuRaSiaNanGeL: oh forget u!

IllNODlII: how did u get so sick anyway
bEaChBabEE31: sucking to much dick

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i'm gonna kick ur supra
AzNxKiD21: hahah
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: lol
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: nut on ur steering wheel
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: shit on ur shift knob
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: lol
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: yuck!
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: ahahaha
AzNxKiD21: actually that wasnt funny
AzNxKiD21: thats some pretty demented sheit

hofmannDUB: i want an asian panada like buddy icon
hofmannDUB: im going to find one
hofmannDUB: nigga
garweeeuhH: haha
hofmannDUB: im going to be asian
hofmannDUB: im so excited
garweeeuhH: lol
hofmannDUB: i knwo your jealous
garweeeuhH: yep
hofmannDUB: its cool
hofmannDUB: just dont hate
hofmannDUB: this puter is to slow
hofmannDUB: to load pages of buddy icons
hofmannDUB: your lucky
garweeeuhH: lol
hofmannDUB: i would of out asianed you
(Damn Jews, LOL)

hofmannDUB: pakistain=palestine=iraq=iran

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hofmannDuB: im eating flaming hot cheetos with sour cream...you should try it
garweeeuhH: omg
garweeeuhH: heart
garweeeuhH: ATTACK
hofmannDuB: why?
garweeeuhH: cause
garweeeuhH: its bad for you
hofmannDuB: thats why you deep fry it...
garweeeuhH: to get all the oil in it?
hofmannDuB: duh it cancels out
garweeeuhH: lmao

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: stfu
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: u dork
garweeeuhH: what
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: ur such a dork sometimes cutie
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: goshhh
garweeeuhH: omg
garweeeuhH: you fag
garweeeuhH: lol
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i wish i could just pinch ur cheeks and give u a kiss sometimes
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: u sexy lil gurl
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: *MuaH*
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: ooohhhh, so cute
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: *sigh*
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: lol
garweeeuhH: ...

McPiMpStA86: ho shit
McPiMpStA86: its 7 o clock!!!
McPiMpStA86: i dident relize how late it is
McPiMpStA86: i wasten my whole fuckin day just jackin off and lying around and shit
McPiMpStA86: im a fuckin bum

noOdLeEC86: wht does it mean by that " Salvage due to stripped

KPAsian: i'm too mean to bessie
garweeeuhH: haha
KPAsian: i make fun of her all the time
KPAsian: i should stop that
garweeeuhH: dont be mean to niggers
garweeeuhH: they've been oppressed for 99999 years, righteously
garweeeuhH: lol
KPAsian: what a racist gary
KPAsian: u's be
KPAsian: a racist

hofmannDuB: garweeUHhhhhhhhh
garweeeuhH: adumuhhh
hofmannDuB: garwee uhh tap dat shit
garweeeuhH: tap what shit
hofmannDuB: throw the sugar cube in da gas tank
hofmannDuB: like a mutha fuck
hofmannDuB: run and be like IM NO CRIMINAL
garweeeuhH: haha
hofmannDuB: like fucking justin timberlake
hofmannDuB: fuck that shit up crazy style
hofmannDuB: but that shit in the sequal to Kids
hofmannDuB: and be like yea mutha fuckas
hofmannDuB: that was me fucking your daughter
hofmannDuB: fo real yo
garweeeuhH: frills
(Huh?)

hofmannDuB: im a jew
hofmannDuB: we fit in ashtrays y0
garweeeuhH: ahahahahahaha

garweeeuhH: lets see
garweeeuhH: tomorrow
garweeeuhH: vocab
garweeeuhH: and critical reading
garweeeuhH: pfft
trystINoblivion: u make me sick
garweeeuhH: haha

trystINoblivion: we were at disneyland and i saw this little kid yelling at his dad and he said i hate you more than mommy
trystINoblivion: haha
garweeeuhH: ahahaha

hofmannDuB: eel is the shit
garweeeuhH: its ok
garweeeuhH: not that good
garweeeuhH: too many bones
hofmannDuB: fuck you gary
hofmannDuB: what do you know
hofmannDuB: you think your hardcore cuz you got the panda in your icon
hofmannDuB: wtf

garweeeuhH: LBJ LBJ
garweeeuhH: how many kids did you kill today
hofmannDuB: if i snort popcorn would i get fucked up?
hofmannDuB: wha
garweeeuhH: ROFLZ
hofmannDuB: ljb=?
garweeeuhH: protestors said taht to lyndon b johnson during vietnam war
hofmannDuB: lbj?
hofmannDuB: lower blowjob?
hofmannDuB: hahahahaha
hofmannDuB: n00b
hofmannDuB: id be like
hofmannDuB: y0 i kill children for breakfast
hofmannDuB: eat them for lunch
hofmannDuB: and fuck them for dinner
hofmannDuB: hahahahaha
garweeeuhH: hahaha
garweeeuhH: you are sick
hofmannDuB: now get out of my face, shmuck
hofmannDuB: thats what id say
hofmannDuB: just like that
hofmannDuB: i think im gonnat ry shaving
hofmannDuB: with butter
hofmannDuB: butter is cheaper than shaving cream
hofmannDuB: if my idea works
hofmannDuB: id save millions
hofmannDuB: we should snort all our meals
hofmannDuB: its quicker
hofmannDuB: more efficient
hofmannDuB: cleaner
garweeeuhH: it goes into your lungs
garweeeuhH: not your stomache
hofmannDuB: duh
hofmannDuB: but your lungs can absorb shit
garweeeuhH: i know
garweeeuhH: but
garweeeuhH: how would you feel full
hofmannDuB: it will absorb the proteins
garweeeuhH: no it wont
hofmannDuB: fuck ill do it
hofmannDuB: and prove you wrong
garweeeuhH: ok
garweeeuhH: tomorrow
garweeeuhH: come to table at lunch
garweeeuhH: and snort a cookie
hofmannDuB: deal

SiLviA SR22DET: what you up to?
garweeeuhH: english
garweeeuhH: you?
SiLviA SR22DET: nothin
garweeeuhH: ic
SiLviA SR22DET: about to take a shit
garweeeuhH: lol
SiLviA SR22DET: a madd ass shit
SiLviA SR22DET: been holding it for like 7 hours

BaikCasanova23: man i got a boner
garweeeuhH: umm, ok
BaikCasanova23: no i said the wrong thing
BaikCasanova23: haha

TrystINoblivioN: yeah so i jus sucked the air from the whipped cream can
garweeeuhH: oh gee
garweeeuhH: there goes 500 brain cells
garweeeuhH: lol
TrystINoblivioN: dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
garweeeuhH: ahahahaha
TrystINoblivioN: whoa everythins spinnin
garweeeuhH: ahahaha

a i m t u n a: it takes 40 muscles
a i m t u n a: to frown
a i m t u n a: but only 4 muscles to extend yer arm to bitchslap some fgt

noOdLeEC86: omfg who is gonna win ??! MARRIED BY AMERICA on FOX right NOW TUNE IN!
garweeeuhH: OMFG
garweeeuhH: you are gay
noOdLeEC86: ur gay
noOdLeEC86: stfu
noOdLeEC86: that chic is so FUCING fake , the fucking blonde
noOdLeEC86: the guys dont even like her
garweeeuhH: i dont know what the hell you're talking about
noOdLeEC86: she is all dreaming n shit
noOdLeEC86: tune in channel 11
noOdLeEC86: Fox
garweeeuhH: you tune in
noOdLeEC86: yea
noOdLeEC86: im there
noOdLeEC86: i got TV tuner card
garweeeuhH: well tune in again

TrystINoblivioN: im gay
TrystINoblivioN: did u kno?
TrystINoblivioN: i told my parents already
garweeeuhH: i know

garweeeuhH: "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in
America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?" -Chris Rock
L3 3T lil aznboi: omg
L3 3T lil aznboi: hah funnnie
garweeeuhH: yeah
L3 3T lil aznboi: chris rock that nigga from the news station?
garweeeuhH: no, chris rock the comedian

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i just ate 4 peeps
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: at 1 time
garweeeuhH: you're gonna die
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: im still chewing
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i cnt talk

TrystINoblivioN: so i bought a lot of black clothes yesterday
garweeeuhH: haha
TrystINoblivioN: and my mom says i dont like u wearing black
TrystINoblivioN: and i said why dont u like black ppl ...on accident of course?
TrystINoblivioN: and she said u dont look good in black, makes u dark
garweeeuhH: haha
TrystINoblivioN: i was like mom, imagine how the black ppl feel then
garweeeuhH: ahahahaha
garweeeuhH: IT DOESNT MATTER HOW THEY FEEL
TrystINoblivioN: mean
TrystINoblivioN: raaaaaacist

noOdLeEC86: i dont see chinese history in the US History class

TrystINoblivioN: i have to feed the gods
TrystINoblivioN: dogs
TrystINoblivioN: hahah
TrystINoblivioN: gods

noOdLeEC86: if u bought a waist 32 size shorts
noOdLeEC86: n it is 100% cotton
noOdLeEC86: how much it will shrink after i washed it
garweeeuhH: i'm not gay, nor am i a girl, so i wouldn't know
noOdLeEC86: ok
garweeeuhH: why do you ask me such stupid questions?
noOdLeEC86: it is curious
(FOB FOB FOB FOB FOB!)

garweeeuhH: go home and die
garweeeuhH: muahahhaa
TrystINoblivioN: wtf
TrystINoblivioN: i am home

TrystINoblivioN: ahhhhhhhhhh scary
TrystINoblivioN: stupid parentheses scared the shit outta me

(Prom)
garweeeuhH: who you gonna go with
deathbymonos: guess
garweeeuhH: your mom?
deathbymonos: she said no
garweeeuhH: haha
deathbymonos: then i asked pasha
deathbymonos: he said he's going with dr. st-george
garweeeuhH: lolll

(Sucking air from whip cream can...not good for you.)
ca r a me l uhh: is nitrous oxide bad for you?
ca r a me l uhh: it cant be right cuz theyre good for cars
ca r a me l uhh: and cars are like ppl

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: damn dude
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i took a shit like 15 min ago
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: and i need to go again
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: brb

YOuRaSiaNanGeL: NIGGA PLZ

L3 3T lil aznboi: nice quote
L3 3T lil aznboi: "...all men are created equal (except niggers)." Thomas Jefferson
L3 3T lil aznboi: i agree
garweeeuhH: haha
garweeeuhH: yeah
garweeeuhH: i saw that
garweeeuhH: in my history notes
garweeeuhH: not that nigger part though, i added it in
L3 3T lil aznboi: KOT E86: LOL
KOT E86: wt
KOT E86: wtf *
KOT E86: that's fucked up
L3 3T lil aznboi: hahahaha

BaikCasanova23: OH SHIT GARY!!!!!!!!!!!
BaikCasanova23: DAMN GARY OH SHIT!!!
BaikCasanova23: MAN I NEED AN AMBULANCE OR SOMETHING
BaikCasanova23: SOME PEPCID AC
garweeeuhH: for?
BaikCasanova23: OR LIKE HEART ATTACK SHIT
BaikCasanova23: CAUSE YOUR ICON DUDE YOU KNOW LITTLE GUY
BaikCasanova23: HE STOPPED EATING
garweeeuhH: lol
BaikCasanova23: I DUNNO IF HES OK
BaikCasanova23: GO AND CHECK HIM OUT
BaikCasanova23: HAHA
BaikCasanova23: BUT SERIOUSLY ...........
BaikCasanova23: HES LIKE FROZEN
BaikCasanova23: WHAT HAPPENED

BaikCasanova23: im not even going to take a shower
BaikCasanova23: im not even going to get dressed
BaikCasanova23: im just gonna get out of bed and drag my wang around and my mom will be like put that away
garweeeuhH: lol

TrystINoblivioN: ok so my mom jus hung up on me
TrystINoblivioN: cuz i said i need ur credit card to order cds online
TrystINoblivioN: and then she goes what for
TrystINoblivioN: and i said to listen too duh
TrystINoblivioN: and she said u dont say that word to me
TrystINoblivioN: and she hung up

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: if my mom spent $95k.....i would pee on her
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: hahahahaha

AHAHAHA, SO FUNNY!!!

TrystINoblivioN: my grandma was watchin a dog show
TrystINoblivioN: yesterday
TrystINoblivioN: and it took place in england
garweeeuhH: uh huh
TrystINoblivioN: and they always said oh thats a beautiful bitch
TrystINoblivioN: look at that bitch run
garweeeuhH: ahahaha
TrystINoblivioN: such a pretty coat
TrystINoblivioN: i was like omg

TrystINoblivioN: my dog is hooked to the smell of paint
garweeeuhH: lol
TrystINoblivioN: she wont come out!!
TrystINoblivioN: im callin her and throwin the ball
TrystINoblivioN: and she ignores me
TrystINoblivioN: maybe she is gettin high
TrystINoblivioN: i tied her up and shes tryin to get out!!
garweeeuhH: lol
TrystINoblivioN: that isnt funny
TrystINoblivioN: shes an addict

sweetest balla: you dummy

(I got nigger attacked)
A I M T U N A: nigger lover
garweeeuhH: what
garweeeuhH: i heard you're gay
A I M T U N A: at least im not a nigger lover

P e r r y AE86: sup nigga

Chinoee: Your a fuckin nigger
garweeeuhH: omg
garweeeuhH: not you too
Chinoee: You nigger lover
garweeeuhH: you asshole
garweeeuhH: tuna put you up to this huh
garweeeuhH: say it
Chinoee: No
Chinoee: Stupid nigger lover

sweetest balla: your a nigger

k to tHe enNo: your a fuckin nigger from tuna

A I M T U N A: WTF
A I M T U N A: whos tuna
A I M T U N A: ?
A I M T U N A: nigger
garweeeuhH: YOU, YOU NIGGER
A I M T U N A: ROFL nigger.
A I M T U N A: i love u
(Tuna is the biggest nigger in the world.)

A I M T U N A: hey
A I M T U N A: wtf
A I M T U N A: u said im da biggest
A I M T U N A: nigger
A I M T U N A: :-(

Chinoee:
Pei ni qu kan liu xing yu
Luo zai zhe di qiu shang
Rang ni de lei
Luo zai wo jian bang
Yao ni xiang xin wo de ai
Zhi ken wei ni yong gan
Ni hui kan jian
Xing fu de suo zai
Chinoee: is that nigger language?

Chinoee: Nigger
Chinoee: SHADOW!!
garweeeuhH: lol
Chinoee: you blend in at night
Chinoee: you can only see u if you smile
Chinoee: or when ur eyes are open
Chinoee: yellow ass shit
Chinoee: niggers have gorilla hands
garweeeuhH: yeah
(Some people can be soooo racist. :-X ;-))

garweeeuhH: how much longer are you here for
bBeRnArDo3: i think i dont have school until september
garweeeuhH: you're an asshole
garweeeuhH: lol
bBeRnArDo3: im suppose to go back in june to school, but the government is still thinkin it over
bBeRnArDo3: all because of SARS

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: the other day at Jack in the Box
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: the gurl at the window was kinda cute
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: so nate said...
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: You got pretty eyes....are they yours?
garweeeuhH: haha
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: LMAO
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: then she ignored him
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: lol
garweeeuhH: lol
(Nate is such a nigger.)

garweeeuhH: i hate niggers
Chinoee: i love niggers
Chinoee: hhahah

TrystINoblivioN: penis
garweeeuhH: lol
TrystINoblivioN: ahh
TrystINoblivioN: hey im not a penis

BaikCasanova23: im depressed
garweeeuhH: why
garweeeuhH: lakers are gay
garweeeuhH: dont be sad for them
BaikCasanova23: and so am i
BaikCasanova23: haha
garweeeuhH: LOL

garweeeuhH: you can make a sob story
garweeeuhH: say your dad made you drink
garweeeuhH: and your grandma hit you
garweeeuhH: with a shovel
TrystINoblivioN: thats sad
garweeeuhH: LOL
TrystINoblivioN: omg u are messed up
garweeeuhH: ahahhaha

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: hypernosis
garweeeuhH: whats that
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: a word
garweeeuhH: i know
garweeeuhH: lol
garweeeuhH: what is its definition
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i dunno
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: my mom made it up
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: lol
garweeeuhH: wtf
garweeeuhH: lol
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: and johnathan keeps saying it
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: lol

weei2RPS13: fuckin nigga

YOuRaSiaNanGeL: nigga!
YOuRaSiaNanGeL: fuck u
(Stop the hate...)

My sister: I want to go to St. John's, there are no text books
Ooh how pretty, all white people.
(Reading a brochure from St. John's College)

My sister: If you go to Irvine, will you live here?
Me: Are you a freaking nigger? I'm not going to make that daily commute.
My sister: Oh, I was just wondering.

garweeeuhH: do you know if beaumont is closed?
hofmannDuB: wtf is beaumont
garweeeuhH: the street
garweeeuhH: from redlands to loma linda
hofmannDuB: no asians aloweed on it
hofmannDuB: sorry
garweeeuhH: lol
garweeeuhH: but
garweeeuhH: loma linda is asian infested
hofmannDuB: key word
hofmannDuB: INFESTED
garweeeuhH: lol
hofmannDuB: YOU ALL HAVE INFECTIONS
garweeeuhH: SARS
garweeeuhH: AHHH
hofmannDuB: stop infecting us good americans with SARS GARY
garweeeuhH: haha
hofmannDuB: speaking of infections
hofmannDuB: i have to go to mexico today
hofmannDuB: lol
garweeeuhH: k
hofmannDuB: want me to bring you back a young child?
garweeeuhH: no, bring me back fireworks
hofmannDuB: finem more children for me
garweeeuhH: lol

TrystINoblivioN: these ppl in my house are freaks
TrystINoblivioN: there is this guy he is like a hardcore mexican gansta
garweeeuhH: lol
TrystINoblivioN: he has like 50 million tattoos
TrystINoblivioN: like all over his head too
TrystINoblivioN: he is scary
TrystINoblivioN: cuz theyre all up in our house
TrystINoblivioN: and in my room
TrystINoblivioN: and stuff
TrystINoblivioN: omg he is so scary
TrystINoblivioN: and my mom even cooks for them
TrystINoblivioN: and then he puts his music all loud
TrystINoblivioN: and puts his dirty shoes in my room and i dont even wear shoes in my room
TrystINoblivioN: omg!!!!! ahh he is so scary the way he coughs
TrystINoblivioN: like hes dying
garweeeuhH: lol
TrystINoblivioN: help me
TrystINoblivioN signed off at 12:41:44 PM.

l33tlil aZnb o i: fuck i hate jews
l33tlil aZnb o i: them fucken terrrorists
l33tlil aZnb o i: jew all terrrorists to me
l33tlil aZnb o i: fuck
garweeeuhH: haha
l33tlil aZnb o i: where he live at
l33tlil aZnb o i: i ma call FBI
l33tlil aZnb o i: nail his ass

l33tlil aZnb o i: fucken initial D is the real drifting skillz

Chinoee: LOL, Today we was in the auditorium for 3rd and 4th period we was watching this moive .. "Finding Forester" and like it was up on a screen lights was kinda on ..
Chinoee: LOL
Chinoee: i couldnt see the black people
Chinoee: =\
garweeeuhH: ahaha
Chinoee: lol
Chinoee: and then the part when he was "16 .. and ur black"
Chinoee: lol
Chinoee: i was LMAO

TrystINoblivioN: im kinda worried cuz when i was little id have problems after i eat too much seaweed
garweeeuhH: problems
garweeeuhH: like
garweeeuhH: diharrea
garweeeuhH: or mental problems
TrystINoblivioN: not diarrhea
TrystINoblivioN: but like shit problems
TrystINoblivioN: ok im eating
TrystINoblivioN: no talk about that

Lil DarkStar KID: u wanna read my rap
garweeeuhH: ok
Lil DarkStar KID: nigga nigga mutha fuka blunt ho my dogs in crip dub rims nigga nigga blunt faka bitch FUCK

nigga nigga mutha fuka ho matha faka dogs that how rough riders roll

fried chicken kool-aid gumble
garweeeuhH: LOL

Lil DarkStar KID: run gmc and master jey
garweeeuhH: run dmc
garweeeuhH: not gmc
Lil DarkStar KID: close enough

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i am a stimulated clown who loves to deflower dildos
garweeeuhH: i'm a tit grabbing clown who loves to watch hooters
garweeeuhH: DIRT
garweeeuhH: I'm a oversexed clown who loves to orally explore buffalo
What are you?

ellucinati0n: so does he pee everywhere
SiLviA SR22DET: use to
SiLviA SR22DET: not after all my beatings
SiLviA SR22DET: i beated him so much, he is too scared to pee inside
SiLviA SR22DET: he thinks hes gonna die
ellucinati0n: U ARE FUCKED UP
ellucinati0n: hahaha sad
ellucinati0n: sad sad
ellucinati0n: sad
SiLviA SR22DET: hahah
SiLviA SR22DET: he always sleeps in my bed
SiLviA SR22DET: even when i use to beat him
(Stupid dog, LOL)

garweeeuhH: first you were upset
garweeeuhH: now you dont want him home
TrystINoblivioN: yeah cuz all he does is yell at me from kuwait
garweeeuhH: lol
TrystINoblivioN: watch he come home all black and shit from all the sun over there
garweeeuhH: lol
TrystINoblivioN: yeah he is the meanest person

garweeeuhH: what are you eating under there?
a i m t u n a: ?
garweeeuhH: what are you eating under there
a i m t u n a: ?
garweeeuhH: what are you eating under there?
a i m t u n a: ?
garweeeuhH: what are you eating under there?
a i m t u n a: u?
garweeeuhH: what are you eating under there?
a i m t u n a: ?
garweeeuhH: what are you eating under there?
a i m t u n a: ?
garweeeuhH: what are you eating under there?
a i m t u n a: ?
garweeeuhH: what are you eating under there?
a i m t u n a: niggers?

SuPahFLy240SX: fereals homie yo dawg

TrystINoblivioN: i am was about to die
garweeeuhH: ahaha
garweeeuhH: FOB

deathbymonos: michelle branch - are you happy now
garweeeuhH: haha
deathbymonos: she's so hot

garweeeuhH: i want to graduate
hofmannDuB: hashashahwhaw YOU STILL GOT 20 MORE YEARS YOU GARYMON

TrystINoblivioN: ok so i woke up this morning right
garweeeuhH: uh huh
TrystINoblivioN: lemme tell a story
garweeeuhH: k
TrystINoblivioN: and u kno when u wake up u have to go pee right?
TrystINoblivioN: and there was no toilets to go in!!!!!!
garweeeuhH: ahaha
TrystINoblivioN: not for like over an hr!!
TrystINoblivioN: i was dying
TrystINoblivioN: and worst yet
TrystINoblivioN: number 1 came along
TrystINoblivioN: then i had to do 2 too!
TrystINoblivioN: i was about to die
garweeeuhH: lol
TrystINoblivioN: yeah seriously

iverson03ballEr: u really hate black people?
garweeeuhH: most
iverson03ballEr: wow
iverson03ballEr: i do dat shit just to fuck around
garweeeuhH: LOL
iverson03ballEr: but damn..

SuPahFLy240SX: he's gonna suit mah ass
garweeeuhH: suit?
SuPahFLy240SX: supena mah bad
garweeeuhH: lol
garweeeuhH: sue
garweeeuhH: subpoena
SuPahFLy240SX: whatever bitch
SuPahFLy240SX: i dont know how to spell that shit
SuPahFLy240SX: fuck you
garweeeuhH: lol

SuPahFLy240SX: hey
SuPahFLy240SX: u are a bitch
garweeeuhH: ROFL
SuPahFLy240SX: fuck you
SuPahFLy240SX signed off at 1:26:30 PM.
(I warned him to 100%)

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: you know what?
garweeeuhH: what
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: YOUR GAY
garweeeuhH: :-(
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: I HATE YOUR CELL
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: FUCKIN MESSAGE
garweeeuhH: lol ahahaha
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i fell for that gay shit
garweeeuhH: lol
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: hahaha
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: fuckin pissed me off
garweeeuhH: roflz

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: fuck dude
SuPahFLy240SX: wat?
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: when i pee it hurts
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: and my balls are sore
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: and have these red things on them
SuPahFLy240SX: wtf
SuPahFLy240SX: dont tell me dis shit
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i wanna know what i should do?
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: feels like burning
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: awwww fuck
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: it hurts
SuPahFLy240SX: ben gay
SuPahFLy240SX: lols
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i tried that shit
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: it stings then it feels like more burning
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: OMG
SuPahFLy240SX: omfg
SuPahFLy240SX: dude u are fuckin making me sick
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: the red dots are oozing white stuff
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: it feels like burning
SuPahFLy240SX: losl
SuPahFLy240SX: losl
SuPahFLy240SX: urgh
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: fuck man
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: ralphie
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: like pepers
SuPahFLy240SX: that is sick yo
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: and bannanas
SuPahFLy240SX: dude
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i like like like apples and bannanas
SuPahFLy240SX: lols
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: bannanas and apples
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: PENIS

TrystINoblivioN: k this is fucked up
TrystINoblivioN: atchley gave me a b
garweeeuhH: yes you are
garweeeuhH: oh
TrystINoblivioN: shut the fuck up
(So mean to me :-()

uLiKeZtuRboHuH: i was like...
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: what's this on my forehead
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: and so i look at the weather on yahoo.com
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: and it's 100
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: im like...no wonderrrr
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: it's sweat
uLiKeZtuRboHuH: lol

a i m t u n a: omg look at this
a i m t u n a: dis is da best
a i m t u n a: cs clan
a i m t u n a: ever
a i m t u n a: http://www.worldogl.com/view_clan_info.php?clanid=68741

iverson03ballEr: omg
iverson03ballEr: dat is so gay!
gaRweeeuhH: haha
gaRweeeuhH: no
gaRweeeuhH: its funny
iverson03ballEr: NOT REALLY
gaRweeeuhH: you
iverson03ballEr: wtf?
iverson03ballEr: r u ok?
gaRweeeuhH: lol
gaRweeeuhH: you're not really
iverson03ballEr: ok gary!
gaRweeeuhH: funny
iverson03ballEr: ok bitch..g2g take a shit
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gaRweeeuhH: WTF
gaRweeeuhH: IS WRONG WITH YOU
YOuRaSiaNanGeL: why wut happen?
gaRweeeuhH: you signed on/off like 50 times
YOuRaSiaNanGeL: lol i did??

[inv]nicolaisen: I BUNNY HOPPED INTO A CABINET AT WORK AND BROKE IT
[inv]nicolaisen: it was $400
[inv]nicolaisen: shit
[inv]nicolaisen: my manager was like
[inv]nicolaisen: WTF ARE U DOING
[inv]nicolaisen: im like
[inv]nicolaisen: shit

doL-caMpixx`: wEsT RINGER HERE, OGL eXP. equipped with 56K (I LAG A LOT) and 12 fps constant. I like to blast Mp3z in Scrims, Bait, and sometime TK. I dont particularly like following strats so i go on my own. Some times i get confused what side i am so i just shoot whoever shows up on my 13 inch monitor. PM ME IF NEEDED!.

w1ck3d: abrasive is a stupid nigger
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abrasive`cyber: #east_PUG_CAL-IM+ no niggers, no cal-o, no fags
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die`z0r: NIGGER IS A NIGGER WHO FREESTYLES LIKE A NIGGER AND PLAYS BASKETBALL LIKE A NIGGER AND GETS A RECORD DEAL LIKE A NIGGER WHO IS BLACKER THAN HIS HAIR IS A NIGGER
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PurEAdrenalinE14: you need to learn how to save money
snakerick0589: i do
snakerick0589: but i wasted it all

gaRweeeuhH: lna=b
e^b=a
gaRweeeuhH: gg
mattgu04: bloody hell
mattgu04: i didn't see the ln in the expression
gaRweeeuhH: lol
mattgu04: i thought it was a=b and was fucking confused
gaRweeeuhH: LOL

dub949: man
dub949: i was driving my van
dub949: and i took a corner
dub949: all fast
dub949: and i hear a loud noise
dub949: and i look behind me in the rear view mirror
dub949: and i see my hub cap rollin down the street
gaRweeeuhH: ahahaha
dub949: now my van gots
dub949: 3 hub caps
dub949: looks so leet
dub949: when people ask i say a nigger stole it
gaRweeeuhH: haha

TrystINoblivioN: a few hrs before i went to bed
TrystINoblivioN: i saw this cricket w/out one leg in my room
TrystINoblivioN: but i didnt bother to catch it
TrystINoblivioN: and then at night
TrystINoblivioN: it was chirping soooooo loud
TrystINoblivioN: and i looked for it and i couldn't find it
TrystINoblivioN: and then this morning it started again
TrystINoblivioN: and i spent like 10 min looking for it and i found it and it was the one w/out one leg
TrystINoblivioN: and i let it drown in the toilet
TrystINoblivioN: cuz it kept me up for a long time

SiLviA SR22DET: you sick bastard
SiLviA SR22DET: why did your pyro ass start that shit
SiLviA SR22DET: i thought we gave that up a few years ago
gaRweeeuhH: lol
SiLviA SR22DET: your a sick sick man gary kwong
gaRweeeuhH: haha
SiLviA SR22DET: sick
SiLviA SR22DET: did
SiLviA SR22DET: dude*
SiLviA SR22DET: the fire gives me a mad bonner
SiLviA SR22DET: boner*
gaRweeeuhH: sick ass
SiLviA SR22DET: my pants are tight
SiLviA SR22DET: hahahahhaha
SiLviA SR22DET: ahhhh
SiLviA SR22DET: hahahah
SiLviA SR22DET: that shit looks fuckin sad from here
SiLviA SR22DET: big ass fuckin fire
gaRweeeuhH: lol
SiLviA SR22DET: like whoa
SiLviA SR22DET: how the fuck did it get soo big all of the sudden?
gaRweeeuhH: winds
SiLviA SR22DET: fuck him
SiLviA SR22DET: fuckin winds
SiLviA SR22DET: fuck winds
SiLviA SR22DET: that fuckin bastard
gaRweeeuhH: haha
SiLviA SR22DET: shit ass motherfucker
SiLviA SR22DET: some1 needs to pop his nigger ass
gaRweeeuhH: lol

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InvisibleRunDMT
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Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 16,166
Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: spud]
    #2094582 - 11/11/03 10:17 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Holy hell... I'll print that out and save for travel litterature.

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InvisibleSkorpivoMusterion
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Posts: 9,954
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094601 - 11/11/03 10:22 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

ChaseManiax: so whats your method of money-making?
ChaseManiax: its 10 am over here
Skablime: in washington?
ChaseManiax: yep
Skablime: oh yeah
Skablime: i thought dc for a second
ChaseManiax: nope
Skablime: i bring people they're pizza
Skablime: when they r hungry
ChaseManiax: are you trying to make it sound all better than it is?
ChaseManiax: lol
ChaseManiax: so you're a pizza delivery man?
Skablime: no actually that kinda sounds worse than delivery person
ChaseManiax: lol
ChaseManiax: yea it does
Skablime: oh really? ur gonna pay me to drive this guys food to his house
ChaseManiax: who do you work for?
Skablime: its not a francaise place
ChaseManiax: franchise
Skablime: whatever
Skablime: remember the noid
ChaseManiax: from dominos?
Skablime: he got fired from domino's
Skablime: and opened up a pizza place called Gimpy Toms
ChaseManiax: how can a cartoon character get fired?
ChaseManiax: lol
ChaseManiax: the noid is a cartoon man
ChaseManiax: and a action figure
Skablime: so
ChaseManiax: i remember having one
ChaseManiax: dominos came up with the concept of noid right?
Skablime: i think
ChaseManiax: right
Skablime: him and that guy from the little ceasar's commercial that says "pizza pizza" run the joint
ChaseManiax: so how the hell does a cartoon character get fired and open up his own business?
ChaseManiax: man are you on acid?
ChaseManiax: lol





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InvisibleRunDMT
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Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 16,166
Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2094614 - 11/11/03 10:25 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Hehe. :thumbup:

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OfflineDreaminDust
australian 4b33r

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 48
Loc: Oklahoma
Last seen: 15 years, 2 months
Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094646 - 11/11/03 10:35 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

I'm so high ;x


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No but I can taste it...
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OfflineStubaby
crosseyed andpainless

Registered: 12/09/02
Posts: 156
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Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: DreaminDust]
    #2110735 - 11/16/03 02:09 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

diggin up an old thread perhaps but here's a funny (at least to me... at least at this particular moment) conversation that is much more recent...

not me (2:01:15 AM): man listen to this crazy shit
not me (2:01:22 AM): *** comes over...
me (2:01:54 AM): and?
not me (2:02:17 AM): all frantic and shit and says his new roommate(an ex-con) beat him up and he needs me to take him to his sisters house
me (2:02:55 AM): what? no shit
not me (2:03:01 AM): he said the dude just flipped out on him and told his girlfriend that if she didn't let *** eat her pussy that he was gonna kill him
not me (2:03:18 AM): the ex cons girlfriend!
me (2:03:28 AM): the weirest thing is i have no fucking clue whats going on
me (2:03:47 AM): i just snorted a lil bit o' dpt earlier
me (2:04:21 AM): ^^^ stopped by a second ago, i tried to talk to her, could not make nsene of it
me (2:04:28 AM): and this shit with ***
not me (2:04:29 AM): haha
not me (3:07:04 AM): you holdin on to sanity down there?

(names withhelld to confuse those not involved.)


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Nobody's finished, we ain't even begun
So take off your shoes child, and take off your hat
Try on your wings and find out where it's at.

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InvisibleRunDMT
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Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 16,166
Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2111042 - 11/16/03 07:20 AM (20 years, 4 months ago)

Ah!!! I just figured out why someone thought I'd made the DOC. Shit's been haunting me...
The stuff was home made, but not by me.

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