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OfflineDreaminDust
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Funny aim convo's
    #2090939 - 11/11/03 12:58 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Sup  :tongue: , post any random,funny aim convos  :smile:  they crack me up  :nut:

Left Over: wanna get the low down >:laugh:
BluNtZkY McHiGh: on what
Left Over: on the jizzle
BluNtZkY McHiGh: hah
Left Over: fuck u

tak is god: where are you
and the tomato: Toys r us
tak is god: doing what
and the tomato: Trying on little boys underwear


shrooms cube: i got a bouncy ball
shrooms cube: and i drew "=]" on it
shrooms cube: in a green marker
shrooms cube: lol this girl was like what's that
shrooms cube: i was like
shrooms cube: shut up btich
shrooms cube: i got a bouncy ball


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: DreaminDust]
    #2091709 - 11/11/03 10:02 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2091731 - 11/11/03 10:17 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Rhinocerous sex...Funny shit.  :tongue2:


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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OfflineBluMonkee
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2092475 - 11/11/03 02:52 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: TOO FUCKIN' MUCH :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"You da' man" 


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OfflineDobie
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: BluMonkee]
    #2092506 - 11/11/03 02:56 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

i dont know how many times ive read those but man are they funny


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OfflineBluMonkee
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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Dobie]
    #2092531 - 11/11/03 03:02 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

that they are...and I thought this thread was goin' nowhere  :lol: 


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: BluMonkee]
    #2093823 - 11/11/03 09:06 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I got more where that came from. :grin:


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2093833 - 11/11/03 09:08 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:


bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
**pause**
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
**pause**
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of
carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.
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bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: fuck





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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2093906 - 11/11/03 09:28 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

LOL! I am so keeping these...keep em coming :grin:


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2093989 - 11/11/03 09:52 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? I can't find it.
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!





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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094020 - 11/11/03 10:02 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

funny shit man


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2094043 - 11/11/03 10:08 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Love the sig. But you need to fade that Alex Grey image out a bit around the edges. :wink:


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094060 - 11/11/03 10:11 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

do it for me , i dont even have photoshop. Jtryptamine did this for me. hey i heard you made your own DOC before? how so biatch


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2094076 - 11/11/03 10:15 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I did not make my own DOC, nor DOB. But I sure had a rather scolding experience with the first mentioned.


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2094097 - 11/11/03 10:20 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)


Something like this, perhaps?


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094099 - 11/11/03 10:21 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

i was talking to someone about it who said you made it yourself, and i was like that drunkard made his own DOC? :wink: didnt you take a shit load of it, and doses are like 2-5 mgs? tell me about it, i wanna try some of this shite'


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2094112 - 11/11/03 10:23 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I have no idea who said that. Although scientific about it, I am a recreational user. I'm no chemist.
And yes, I had a beefy dose. PM time I reckon.


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094319 - 11/11/03 11:08 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Okay this one's not so good... But what the hell.
Quote:


iwannahavefun69: HI Christy!!
Cum Recepticle: That's unfair, you fat fuck
Cum Recepticle: I have no clue what your name is.
iwannahavefun69: huh?
iwannahavefun69: oh. sorry... it's Derrick
Cum Recepticle: Ah, okay. Hi Derrick!
Cum Recepticle: How are ya?
iwannahavefun69: Fine...what are you up to?
Cum Recepticle: Just sitting around, waiting for some hot guy to IM me
iwannahavefun69: hehe... I here.. NOW....
iwannahavefun69: so you really just started fucking?
Cum Recepticle: No, I've been doing it for a little while
iwannahavefun69: oh, ok... have you ever done a 69?
Cum Recepticle: Yes I have
Cum Recepticle: I like it, but it's so hard to concentrate on it all that I go soft
iwannahavefun69: hmmm you shouldn't have to concentrate....must not be with a good enough guy....
iwannahavefun69: I promise you ... if I was there...you would not have to concentrate on anything.....
iwannahavefun69: you just do what feels good....
Cum Recepticle: really?
Cum Recepticle: Well, I know what feels good...do you know how to make someone like me happy?
iwannahavefun69: oh, yea....
Cum Recepticle: like what?
iwannahavefun69: first...tell me about yourself...
Cum Recepticle: What do you want to know?
iwannahavefun69: hmmm....what you look like...what you like wearing...
Cum Recepticle: I'm short, yellow hair, big eyes.
Cum Recepticle: Really cute and cuddly
iwannahavefun69: how short?
iwannahavefun69: what color are those eyes?
Cum Recepticle: really short, I'm a little thing
Cum Recepticle: brown eyes
iwannahavefun69: what do you like wearing?
Cum Recepticle: Nothing, preferably. I like being free!
iwannahavefun69: hehe... I mean out in public...
Cum Recepticle: I know what you meant
iwannahavefun69:
Cum Recepticle: So, anyway...you up for some fun?
iwannahavefun69: well... i'd start by making you confortable
iwannahavefun69: yes
iwannahavefun69: and you?
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm yeah
Cum Recepticle: continue
iwannahavefun69: what are you wearing now
Cum Recepticle: Nothing
iwannahavefun69: mmmm
iwannahavefun69: so if i sneaked up behind you...and wrapped my arms around your waist... and started kissing your neck....
Cum Recepticle: Pika!
Cum Recepticle: Mm...continue...
iwannahavefun69: and then slooooowly sliding my hands up your body....
iwannahavefun69: carressing and massaging...
Cum Recepticle: *purs*
iwannahavefun69: up just below your breasts....
Cum Recepticle: Pika pika!
iwannahavefun69: while I start licking around your ears....
Cum Recepticle: Oh yeah, lick my pointy yellow ears baby!
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm god you're getting me hot
iwannahavefun69: then taking just the tips of my fingers.....
Cum Recepticle: my muff-fur is getting all wet for you
iwannahavefun69: running them across the underside of your breasts.....
Cum Recepticle: PiKA-chu!
Cum Recepticle: I rub your hands
Cum Recepticle: and let one of my hands slide down to your groin
iwannahavefun69: mmmmm
Cum Recepticle: I grip it tightly, letting out another purr of excitement
iwannahavefun69: I whisper in your ear .....
Cum Recepticle: Pika?
iwannahavefun69: as I slide around in front of you....
iwannahavefun69: licking your neck... carressing your body...
Cum Recepticle: what did you whisper?
iwannahavefun69: "I want to fuck you real nice!"
Cum Recepticle: Ah, that's just sweet.
Cum Recepticle: I smile at you, my huge eyes gleaming in the sunlight
Cum Recepticle: and kiss you passionately
iwannahavefun69: i slide down between your legs....
Cum Recepticle: Pika-piKAchU!!
Cum Recepticle: I'm all wet
iwannahavefun69: and start kissing your legs...
iwannahavefun69: kissing....licking... up and down each leg...
Cum Recepticle: Pika pika!
Cum Recepticle: I'm thrusting against your face, awaiting your tongue
iwannahavefun69: I wrap my hands around your body.. and pull you into my face...my tongue...plunging deep inside you
iwannahavefun69: and going around and around.....
Cum Recepticle: pika piKA!
Cum Recepticle: I'm humping your face madly
iwannahavefun69: sliding my fingers inside you... slideing around
iwannahavefun69: searching for spots that drive you crazy....
Cum Recepticle: Mmmm...close to orgasm....
iwannahavefun69: deep inside you...
iwannahavefun69: tongue licking like crazy...
Cum Recepticle: I keep humping your face, making high-pitched sounds of erotic joy
Cum Recepticle: Pikachu!
Cum Recepticle: (I want you to fuck me now)
iwannahavefun69: I stand up...
iwannahavefun69: take your hand
iwannahavefun69: and wrap it around my hard cock...
iwannahavefun69: and whisper in your ear
Cum Recepticle: mmmm oh yeah....
iwannahavefun69: put it inside you...
Cum Recepticle: I guide your rigid member towards my awaiting cunt
iwannahavefun69: put it in...
Cum Recepticle: I pull you towards me, shoving my hips down onto your cock
iwannahavefun69: I slide it in...partway
Cum Recepticle: Pika pika!
Cum Recepticle: (push)
iwannahavefun69: then back out...in short, quick jerks...
iwannahavefun69: then thrust it in... in short bursts....
iwannahavefun69: till it's almost all the way in....
iwannahavefun69: deep inside you...
Cum Recepticle: Oh god, I'm going to cum....
iwannahavefun69: don't yet... I want to cum at the same time....
Cum Recepticle: *Somewhere behind you, you hear someone scream, "Pikachu! Thunder Shock attack NOW!"*
Cum Recepticle: PIKA!!!
iwannahavefun69: deep inside you... while I'm thrusting
iwannahavefun69: deep
Cum Recepticle: My body crackles with electricity as my Thunder Shock attack hits you, charring your skin and igniting your nerves in waves of pain!
iwannahavefun69: ouch..what happened to the cum?
Cum Recepticle: Huh, what cum?
iwannahavefun69: Cum Recepticle: Oh god, I'm going to cum....
Cum Recepticle: I'm a fucking Pok?mon, you moron?
Cum Recepticle: Er, lemme rephrase that...
Cum Recepticle: I'm a fucking Pok?mon, you FUCKING MORON.
iwannahavefun69: what the hell is a pokemon?
Cum Recepticle: *sighs*





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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: RunDMT]
    #2094346 - 11/11/03 11:12 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

sounds like you were getting  in to that shit  man :wink:


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Re: Funny aim convo's [Re: Infrared]
    #2094350 - 11/11/03 11:13 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Hehe. Oh I didn't do these.


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