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OfflineCeeDro
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Funny, but true story
    #5811079 - 07/01/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Now usually when my customers spray the spray paint on the shelving or on my products, (HELLO!!! CAP INDICATES COLOR!!!), I have to yell at them for violating city health codes, and ignoring my sign printed in english and spanglish. I try to make them feel bad, for being so dumb. Plus, the fumes make me a little sick.

Anyway, today this total stroker decided to test spray some brake cleaner.

In his own face (on accident), right in front of me. Right on the lips. ROFLMAO!!

Needless to say, I didn't have to reprimand him. I just laughed my ass off right in front of him. Like, laughing to the point of crying. I couldn't help it. Like, is brake cleaner that much of a mystery? Are you inspecting the quality? Never seen brake cleaner before? Where were you aiming this brake cleaner to spray anyway???

Laughing my ass off was much more effective than yelling at him. Too frickin funny.

He bought the can, and slipped out of the store, and went home to wash his face, while I told the story to all of my coworkers. And we all laughed some more for a long time.


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Up at Cody's camp I spent my days, oh.
With flat car riders and cross-tie walkers.
Old Cody, Junior took me over,
Said, "You're gonna find the world is smould'rin.
And if you get lost, come on home to Green River."

John Fogerty, 1969


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Re: Funny, but true story [Re: CeeDro]
    #5811154 - 07/01/06 11:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

thats hilarious lol


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Re: Funny, but true story *DELETED* [Re: Atheist]
    #5811177 - 07/01/06 11:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: Funny, but true story [Re: wishcouldeletethis]
    #5811184 - 07/01/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

ROflman pen15 club joining bastards.


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OfflineDaytripper420
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Re: Funny, but true story [Re: mikeownow]
    #5811412 - 07/02/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hahaha thats kinda funny if he was just getting fucked up who has the last laugh now lol


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