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 MAGnum
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 If Jesus reincarnated and came back 
#2980908 - 08/09/04 09:24 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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He would be
happy that his own original writings wouldn't be destroyed in this era and actually teach us something real.
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 Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: MAGnum]
#2980911 - 08/09/04 09:25 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Actually he did came back  Not as a spiritual guru anymore, no he came back to have some phun in 3d, and to share his love with humanity in other respects.
Uhh my fingers shake im in a hurry to post this!
In one of his latest incarnations he was Elvis.
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: cleaner]
#2980913 - 08/09/04 09:28 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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dont tell him who the latest incarnation is.. its a secret
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: Shroomism]
#2980921 - 08/09/04 09:31 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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what Elvis is not the latest?
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: MAGnum]
#2981039 - 08/09/04 10:16 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Someone once told me that Jesus reincarnated to Martin Luther King Jr. If I can remember right, I think I rolled my eyes.
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: djd586]
#2981401 - 08/09/04 11:49 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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No, that was Moses.
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: MAGnum]
#2981434 - 08/09/04 11:59 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jesus came back as LSD...
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: MAGnum]
#2981774 - 08/09/04 01:34 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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If Jesus came back he'd be arrestable for claiming he's Jesus. Anyway, if I remember the book of the apocalypse correctly, when that occurs that precluded number of people (divided in tribes) are to raise into heaven. At this time I think satan already manifested Earth, though when Jesus comes back everyone excluded from the retirement plan in heaven though still Christian are to raise from the dead and given a second chance not to sin over the course of 1000 years. Then happily ever after. The Bible says God destined man to live without sin on Earth and supposedly everything God intends occurs, and I'm sure it shouldn't be problematic without Satan's loving company, sorry St. Patrick. God, your bullshit is way too farfetched
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: Mrbadguy]
#2981802 - 08/09/04 01:40 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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and then the 8 elephants of apocolypse come and eat 1000 pounds of peanuts and then.....
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: MAGnum]
#2982504 - 08/09/04 04:11 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Given:
God exists
Jesus Christ was God incarnate; God's "Son," if you will
Jesus promised to return
Prove that Jesus has not already returned numerous times and been sent to mental institutions and to jail and gotten shot by secret police and all of that.
The 2nd coming? LOL If any of this is true, we already fucked up the 2nd coming I'm sure.
But I'm not religious so whatever
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: MAGnum]
#2983012 - 08/09/04 06:21 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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If Jesus came back, most of the so-called "Christians" would crucify him all over again.
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: silversoul7]
#2983086 - 08/09/04 06:38 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was just thinking about that.
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: silversoul7]
#2983186 - 08/09/04 06:59 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah that's what I was saying too
What would the Pope's reaction to something like this be? And what would Jesus think about the Pope and all of the businessmen hiding behind the robes?
Perhaps another possibility is that he came down a second time, looked around, and said "fuck these guys man let's try Mars again"
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: Strumpling]
#2983287 - 08/09/04 07:34 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Jesus came back as LSD... "
makes you wonder who DMT is though...
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: MAGnum]
#2984950 - 08/10/04 06:07 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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lenny bruce - been there & done that, heh....
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: MAGnum]
#2987565 - 08/10/04 05:51 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jesus lives next door, he is the son of Juan.
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: MAGnum]
#2988663 - 08/10/04 09:39 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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You guys act like Jesus is ignorant. Jesus would come back with the knowledge of his previous life. Jesus would be deceptive and try to gain as much power as possible to speak his wisdom so everybody can hear it. He would definitely not let himself get killed by the ignorant.
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: Philanthropist]
#2989040 - 08/10/04 11:34 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know if he would come back with knowledge of the past life. I really don't think he would be a Christian if he did.
People weren't Christians when Jesus was around, they were Jews.
Jesus can't be a Christian if he comes back because he would have to follow a distortion of himself. Basically nothing in Christianity is the way it was when Jesus was around.
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Re: If Jesus reincarnated and came back [Re: Philanthropist]
#2992067 - 08/11/04 04:40 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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"He would definitely not let himself get killed by the ignorant."
That was his job last time..
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