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Invisiblespud
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If god is omnipotent...
    #2008329 - 10/14/03 01:03 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

could he create a drink so hot not even he himself could drink?

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InvisibleSenor_Doobie
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: spud]
    #2008338 - 10/14/03 01:06 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Yes


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OfflineSpokesman
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: spud]
    #2008341 - 10/14/03 01:06 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Yes, for the same reason that he loves us all yet most of us are going to burn in hell...


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Invisiblespud
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Spokesman]
    #2008360 - 10/14/03 01:14 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

the bible says God is omnipotent though which means there are no limitations on his power. not being able to drink the drink would be a limitation of his power, but so would not being able to make a drink so hot not even he himself could drink.

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: spud]
    #2008377 - 10/14/03 01:22 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

indeed.

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OfflineJhadAgainstReality
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: ]
    #2008380 - 10/14/03 01:23 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

i think you meant to ask if He could microwave a burrito so hot that He himself could not eat it, right?


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InvisibleSenor_Doobie
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: JhadAgainstReality]
    #2008386 - 10/14/03 01:26 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

It doesn't matter the answer is fucking yes asswad


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“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: JhadAgainstReality]
    #2008389 - 10/14/03 01:27 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, I was going to say, first the question, and then Spokesman with his avatar of Homer smoking a joint (the burrito question was from that episode)... crazy coincidence, eh?

That question certainly rocked Ned Flander's world, by the way. :grin:
Peace.


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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #2008396 - 10/14/03 01:30 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Senor_Doobie said:
It doesn't matter the answer is fucking yes asswad




Whoa, man, it seems as if you need to brush up on your Simpsons knowledge, don't you think?
Peace.


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OfflineSeussA
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2008436 - 10/14/03 01:55 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

> could he create a drink so hot not even he himself could drink?

Yep... here, have a cup.  :smile:

> It doesn't matter the answer is fucking yes asswad

Outa weed this morning?  :grin:


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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: spud]
    #2008507 - 10/14/03 02:24 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

could he create a world so complex that not even he could recognize or figure out his own work?

surely


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OfflineJhadAgainstReality
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Strumpling]
    #2008520 - 10/14/03 02:30 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

lol senior doobie, was that your attempt at "coming over to S&P and starting shit"?

hardcore man. real hardcore :rolleyes:


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InvisibleSenor_Doobie
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Strumpling]
    #2008523 - 10/14/03 02:31 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

See?


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“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #2008555 - 10/14/03 02:42 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Doobs, I'm sending you down to the Minor Leagues for a season or two. You need a little training and re-conditioning -- you're loosing your touch...


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InvisibleSenor_Doobie
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Papaver]
    #2008562 - 10/14/03 02:46 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Uh oh.

What does that mean?


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“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Papaver]
    #2008566 - 10/14/03 02:47 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

uh-oh he doesn't even understand us now....


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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Strumpling]
    #2008588 - 10/14/03 02:52 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Even then, he could create it and still drink it.
Or since he created it so hot, he could also cool it down enough to drink it.


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InvisibleautomanM
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: spud]
    #2008612 - 10/14/03 02:59 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

spud said:
could he create a drink so hot not even he himself could drink?




that is the arguement against an all powerful god. the answer is that either there is no god, or that if there is, he does have limits to his power.


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OfflineSpokesman
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: automan]
    #2008634 - 10/14/03 03:06 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

IM going with the first explination.


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InvisiblePapaverS
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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: automan]
    #2008652 - 10/14/03 03:10 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sort of a Starbucks? Existential Deist myself. I believe that God made the triple hazelnut latte, but then he emptied the tip jar and took off from work early, leaving the coffee on the counter to cool down on its own...


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