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If god is omnipotent...
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could he create a drink so hot not even he himself could drink?

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: spud]
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Yes


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: spud]
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Yes, for the same reason that he loves us all yet most of us are going to burn in hell...


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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Spokesman]
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the bible says God is omnipotent though which means there are no limitations on his power. not being able to drink the drink would be a limitation of his power, but so would not being able to make a drink so hot not even he himself could drink.

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: spud]
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indeed.

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: ]
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i think you meant to ask if He could microwave a burrito so hot that He himself could not eat it, right?


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"Listen Bush, i dont have any weapons. are you listening asshole? i dont have any fucking weapons! whats your problem, you fucking prick? Do you, like, WANT to go to war or something?! hey! whats all that laughter? whats so fucking funny?! Bush? BUSH! *click* Hello? HELLO?"

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: JhadAgainstReality]
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It doesn't matter the answer is fucking yes asswad


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: JhadAgainstReality]
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Yeah, I was going to say, first the question, and then Spokesman with his avatar of Homer smoking a joint (the burrito question was from that episode)... crazy coincidence, eh?

That question certainly rocked Ned Flander's world, by the way. :grin:
Peace.


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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Senor_Doobie said:
It doesn't matter the answer is fucking yes asswad


Whoa, man, it seems as if you need to brush up on your Simpsons knowledge, don't you think?
Peace.


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:redpanda:
If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: fireworks_god]
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> could he create a drink so hot not even he himself could drink?

Yep... here, have a cup.  :smile:

> It doesn't matter the answer is fucking yes asswad

Outa weed this morning?  :grin:


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Just another spore in the wind.

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: spud]
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could he create a world so complex that not even he could recognize or figure out his own work?

surely


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Strumpling]
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lol senior doobie, was that your attempt at "coming over to S&P and starting shit"?

hardcore man. real hardcore :rolleyes:


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"Listen Bush, i dont have any weapons. are you listening asshole? i dont have any fucking weapons! whats your problem, you fucking prick? Do you, like, WANT to go to war or something?! hey! whats all that laughter? whats so fucking funny?! Bush? BUSH! *click* Hello? HELLO?"

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Strumpling]
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See?


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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Doobs, I'm sending you down to the Minor Leagues for a season or two. You need a little training and re-conditioning -- you're loosing your touch...


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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Papaver]
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Uh oh.

What does that mean?


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"America: Fuck yeah!" -- Alexthegreat

“Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.”  -- Thomas Jefferson

The greatest sin of mankind is ignorance.

The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Papaver]
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uh-oh he doesn't even understand us now....


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: Strumpling]
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Even then, he could create it and still drink it.
Or since he created it so hot, he could also cool it down enough to drink it.


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OTD UNDERDOGS

Is attention your retarded heroin?

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: spud]
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spud said:
could he create a drink so hot not even he himself could drink?


that is the arguement against an all powerful god. the answer is that either there is no god, or that if there is, he does have limits to his power.


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No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr

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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: automan]
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IM going with the first explination.


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Re: If god is omnipotent... [Re: automan]
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I'm sort of a Starbucks? Existential Deist myself. I believe that God made the triple hazelnut latte, but then he emptied the tip jar and took off from work early, leaving the coffee on the counter to cool down on its own...


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