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 Strumpling
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#2349577 - 02/18/04 10:13 AM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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Can God.......
exist?
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 kaiowas
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we are here aren't we?? how can all this come from one big bang??? how am I aware?? where did humans make this leap??
didn't MM cover this on his philisophical evidence of god?
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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.
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That boils down to what you think omniscience allows one to do. i.e. if there are limits. Hume thought that omniscience meant you could do anything, which does not sit nicely with paradoxes such as the ancient Greeks such as "Could God create a stone to heavy, that he himself could not lift it." From my understanding its thought that God cannot do the logically impossibe, such as square circles etc. because to put forward such an idea makes no sense.
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"Could God create a stone to heavy, that he himself could not lift it."
that's a good one.
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Quote:
Strumpling said:
Can God.......
exist?
Yes, I exist. Thanks for asking.
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Could God create a stone to heavy, that he himself could not lift it.
Could God get so stoned that he would rather watch "The Simpsons" than do any manual labor?
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Re: can God... [Re: kaiowas]
#2350514 - 02/18/04 01:50 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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"we are here aren't we?? how can all this come from one big bang??? how am I aware?? where did humans make this leap??"
gee must've been God
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Re: can God... [Re: Swami]
#2350855 - 02/18/04 02:56 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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Swami said:
Could God create a stone to heavy, that he himself could not lift it.
Could God get so stoned that he would rather watch "The Simpsons" than do any manual labor?
Chalk that one up as synchronicity, because I was going to reply with Homer's take on that "Can God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" It sure gechstunkenflopped Stupid Flanders' ole' noodle. 
Well, if I can prefer Simpsons over manual labor even without the  , then I imagine The Almighty could to. 
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Could God make a species so wildly aggressive and ignorant that he himself could not control it?
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Re: can God... [Re: Frog]
#2351385 - 02/18/04 04:53 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes, He made something better...WOMAN!!!
I have a little anecdote about this, seeing as I was obviously there when God created woman. It goes a little like this.
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, checking out the new tap God had installed for Adam's keg. Leaning on the counter, he said to God: "What will it cost for me to have a drinking buddy?". "Oh, that's an easy one", said God, "One leg, four ribs, an eyeball and a patch of hair.". "Gee wiz", Adam replied, "that sure is expensive", rubbing his chin in deep thought. After five minutes of contemplation, he continued "So, heavenly Father, what could you get me for just one rib?"
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Strumpling
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rofl that was funny man! 
From Random GameShow:
Host: OK this is for the whole game, Dottie are you ready for the question?
Dottie: I hope so, Ted!
Host/Ted: OK Here we are - and the topic is Adam and Eve.... You good with religious questions, Dottie?
Dottie: Why yes, Ted.. I've studied religion very closely
Ted: OK... and the question is..... here it is..... and we'll have the question right after these messages..
>BREAK<
Ted: OK We're back, Dottie are you ready for your final question, the topic is Adam and Eve.. and the question is: What was the first thing Eve ever said to Adam when they first encountered eachother? You have plenty of time.. just talk this one out Dottie..
Dottie.. oh my, that's a hard one! hmm-
Ted: AND THAT'S IT!! SHE'S WON!! EVE SAID " OH MY, THAT'S A HARD ONE! " DOTTIE YOU'VE DONE IT!!!
ok that was cheesy but I'll post it anyway
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