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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... * 2
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anybody here ever mess with Jehova's witness's when they come to try to recruit you?
I get them about once every 2 months or so here. I've been known to answer the door and :
stark naked
slam jam drunk
attempt to convert them to satanism
among other antics.

I know these people are usually great at note taking, and follow up, etc. Basically the sales skills that any sales manager would love to see in his salespeople, so I think I'm going to start trying to recruit them as salespeople when they come around.


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: nismo2491]
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hahaha ive never seen em at my house but thatd definetly be fun to mess with em.


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: nismo2491]
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My dad used to let them in every sunday for a good while when I was younger. He being in buddhist philosophy, debated with them until they couldn't handle coming back. :cool:


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: Hinny]
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my grandfather would go to the door with his rosary to argue..

i just ignore them. they take a hint after not looking at them for a while. :shrug:


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: Hinny] * 1
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last year me and my friend just finished blazin a blunt,at his house.  There was knock on the door.
he told me to answer it, while he goes for a crunch (shit). 

    Course it was Jehovah's Witnesses.  I told them the owner in the house really wanted to talk to them.  and told them to take off there shoes. and wait on the couch (bongs all over, reeeeeked like refer!)  As soon as they sat down.  I put on my shoes and left...


laughing so hard!

my friend didnt find it as funny though  wish i coulda seen his face when he came back in the room!

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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: Hinny]
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i would just answer the door high as fuck and blow my bong rip in their face lol. i once told them that jesus grew the chronic and that i used the bible to smoke a j once.


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: nismo2491]
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last time a pair of mormons rang the doorbell i told them that they must be the pair of male escorts i had sent over...  "did you two boyz come all this way to save lil' ol me?  mmm, come on inside" and left the door cracked open and walked away..  :wink:


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: CosmicJoke]
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dats creepy
:fatman:

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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: P-O]
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What type of bread comes knocking at your door? Ja-hoavis.

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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: Conzept]
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lol


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: nismo2491]
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nismo2491 said:
......I know these people are usually great at note taking, and follow up, etc. Basically the sales skills that any sales manager would love to see in his salespeople, so I think I'm going to start trying to recruit them as salespeople when they come around.




LOL at this ^^^....


I have a friend that was raised a Jehovah's Witness, and he is now a sales manager, and a great one at that haha.



Jehovah's Witness's aren't that bad though. Other than them knockin' on your door at the crack of dawn, and some being just a little pushy with their religion...Most of the JW i've met are very nice people. I think Mormons are much more bizarre and out there, and i've seen quite a bit of Christians that try to push their religion more so than JWs.....


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: openmind]
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ive never personally seen one come to my house. but I love to fuck with people who are religious. I like to tell people I am a scientologist and it has saved my life.

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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: GeorgieBoy]
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All Hail Xenu!

our overlord has risen


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: deCypher] * 1
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L. Ron Hubbard

The Truth Speaker

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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: GeorgieBoy]
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Never had them visit yet. Would be awesome to fuck with them though.:awesome:


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: deCypher]
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I live in a block a units... So they have to buzz on the phone thingo to talk to us. I just ask em to exprain their religeon and all the story .etc while I let the phone sit off the hook and walk off

Or let em in through the front door of the units, but not into the actual apartment


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Re: Screwing with Jehova's Witness's.... [Re: chooken] * 1
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this thread delivers the lulz :thumbup:



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