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Knifey Mcstab
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So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door.
#7274238 - 08/08/07 12:26 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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The thing is unlike most people I don't really get irritated about it. I just simply listened to what they had to say for a moment and accepted their little pamphlet which I might go over out of pure curiosity and that was it. Took like 2 minutes. I guess I just have a different way of dealing with them.
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AlCapwn
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274248 - 08/08/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Should have dosed them with a lot of acid. Then they won't waste everyone's 2 minutes. (Which adds up by the way)
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California
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274253 - 08/08/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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how exactly do 'most people' deal with them?
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mikeytro
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274257 - 08/08/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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my neighbors for a few years were Jehovah's Witnesses not to generalize about those people, but they were very odd, mean people
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274260 - 08/08/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I debated with them once... I told them I didn't believe in God.
They kept coming back 
Now I just reciprocate their politeness and say I'm happy with my personal beliefs thanks. They're not bad guys, just retarded.
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Infrared
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: California]
#7274264 - 08/08/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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dilute fentanyl gel in water.. put it in a spray bottle.. then spray them when they come to the door
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7274266 - 08/08/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ya, that's kind of my belief. They think they're trying to help you so I always try to be nice unless they drone on for 10 or 15 then it gets old fast.
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274270 - 08/08/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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the last time jehova's witnesses went to my dad's house they ran because he wanted to talk bible with them.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274272 - 08/08/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah by the ten minute mark I'm usually throwing punches
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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meatcakeman
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7274279 - 08/08/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's not very nice i used to have to do stuff like that for my church
except i was mormon
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7274286 - 08/08/07 12:38 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, also my grandpa who recently died was a Mormon and despite not believing in it I was always interested in his stories. I think I was the only one who had the patients to listen to them and I loved my grandpa and miss him terribly. I think that may be part of it.
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274288 - 08/08/07 12:39 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I generally just tell them to get the fuck off of my doorstep
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274292 - 08/08/07 12:40 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've always wanted to take em into a little back room, and then just smoke copious amounts of california's finest while they're sitting there rattling on for hours on end / breathing in the second hand smoke from my two foot double bubble
I think that would be fucken sweet
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: California]
#7274294 - 08/08/07 12:41 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Oregon said: how exactly do 'most people' deal with them?
Answer door naked except in rubber boots and rubber gloves, holding a flashlight and ask them to come inside and help you find Jesus.
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Jadian]
#7274297 - 08/08/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jadian said:
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Oregon said: how exactly do 'most people' deal with them?
Answer door naked except in rubber boots and rubber gloves, holding a flashlight and ask them to come inside and help you find Jesus.
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NerdLinger
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274432 - 08/08/07 01:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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A few weeks ago a couple of mormons came to my door. I was nice to them and I invited them in for some tea. I'm real lonely these days.
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FoodOfTheGods
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: NerdLinger]
#7274437 - 08/08/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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JW: do you know jesus?
ME: yeah, i think hes sells used tires over next to the Mexican grocery store.
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: NerdLinger]
#7274441 - 08/08/07 01:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Heh, well there's really nothing wrong with that.
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MiddleFinger
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: FoodOfTheGods]
#7274444 - 08/08/07 01:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
FoodOfTheGods said: JW: do you know jesus?
ME: yeah, i think hes sells used tires over next to the Mexican grocery store.
Nobody fucks with tha Jesus.
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274458 - 08/08/07 01:27 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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My Biology teacher told me that one time when he was a kid, some Jehovahs went up to his second story walk up Apt with a big old fashioned wind up victrola, and started playing this religious music and preaching to his father and after about 5 minutes his father threw the victrola and the jehovahs down the stairs!!!!! 
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: MiddleFinger]
#7274475 - 08/08/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Answer door naked except in rubber boots and rubber gloves, holding a flashlight and ask them to come inside and help you find Jesus.
ROFL! I actually did go to the door naked last time some came by my house. Wish I had thought of the rest lol. I didn't know if they were sales people, Jehovah's Witnesses. or what. I was just drunk, naked and hadn't invited them so... I don't really remember what was said but they didn't stay long. Actually I didn't remember it at all until my wife reminded me later.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: ledfut]
#7274506 - 08/08/07 01:40 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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ledfut said: the last time jehova's witnesses went to my dad's house they ran because he wanted to talk bible with them.
haha I did the same shit. I actually sat down and talked religion with them and after 15 minutes they were trying to leave.
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Dreamer987
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7275494 - 08/08/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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The number of shroomerites who admit to talking to them is a testament to how lonely a people we really are. I had a nice boring conversation with a few yesterday. I try to be nice, but can't help bringing up my biggest arguments against the bible, making them get all uncomfortable, and leave.
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forbiddendonut
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Dreamer987]
#7275509 - 08/08/07 06:59 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I was in Minnesota this week and there was a convention of them at the hotel I was staying at. They all looked the same and had the same little blonde children. It was creepy.
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ToTheSummit
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7275521 - 08/08/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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These threads are alwasy higly entertaining to me since I have a unique perspective on this topic. I've seen it all. Trust me, nothing is shocking after a while and the people who answer the door naked or do something else they think is shocking is the best part of the day for these folks!
But the violence sucks. Had to deal with that to.
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: ToTheSummit]
#7275870 - 08/08/07 08:39 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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lets here some stories
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