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InvisibleTripityDooDaDay
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: MiddleFinger]
    #7274475 - 08/08/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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Answer door naked except in rubber boots and rubber gloves, holding a flashlight and ask them to come inside and help you find Jesus.





ROFL! I actually did go to the door naked last time some came by my house. Wish I had thought of the rest lol. I didn't know if they were sales people, Jehovah's Witnesses. or what. I was just drunk, naked and hadn't invited them so... I don't really remember what was said but they didn't stay long. Actually I didn't remember it at all until my wife reminded me later.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: ledfut]
    #7274506 - 08/08/07 01:40 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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ledfut said:
the last time jehova's witnesses went to my dad's house they ran because he wanted to talk bible with them.




haha I did the same shit. I actually sat down and talked religion with them and after 15 minutes they were trying to leave.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7275494 - 08/08/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

The number of shroomerites who admit to talking to them is a testament to how lonely a people we really are.
I had a nice boring conversation with a few yesterday. I try to be nice, but can't help bringing up my biggest arguments against the bible, making them get all uncomfortable, and leave.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7275509 - 08/08/07 06:59 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I was in Minnesota this week and there was a convention of them at the hotel I was staying at. They all looked the same and had the same little blonde children. It was creepy.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7275521 - 08/08/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

These threads are alwasy higly entertaining to me since I have a unique perspective on this topic.  I've seen it all.  Trust me, nothing is shocking after a while and the people who answer the door naked or do something else they think is shocking is the best part of the day for these folks!

But the violence sucks.  Had to deal with that to. :sad:


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7275870 - 08/08/07 08:39 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

lets here some stories


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