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InvisibleMOTH
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There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now
    #5416244 - 03/18/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I came home from work to see an elderly man holding a Bible sitting in my living room. Across from him sat my husband. I said, "hello," and went upstairs to take a shower and to call a friend. I can now hear them discussing "Biblical matters" downstairs as I type this post.

How do you react to door-to-door religious stuff?


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
    #5416249 - 03/18/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I never let them in. Not to long ago I said "I am athiest" then we got into a debat over if God existed and other religious matters. By the end he walked of as said "You are going to be damned to hell"


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
    #5416259 - 03/18/06 03:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I used to get visited by this Jehova's Witness couple.  They were actually really nice.  But, I just was not too interested in their religion.  :shrug:


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
    #5416260 - 03/18/06 03:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Walk into the room naked and sit next to the guy.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5416266 - 03/18/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Kevin is asking the guy questions and stuff and going off about Christianity. I hope he doesn't expect me to go down there and socialize with him too. The last thing I want after working 9 hours is to hear a sermon...maybe any other time, but not now.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
    #5416274 - 03/18/06 03:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You're going to hell Ellemy.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
    #5416282 - 03/18/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I had a friend that let a couple younger, probably 18 or so, jehovah's witnesses into his house once. He told them they could come in and hang out, but told them he didn't want to talk about religious stuff. They chilled for awhile and I guess they were pretty cool guys after all.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5416283 - 03/18/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I used to get visited by this Jehova's Witness couple.  They were actually really nice.  But, I just was not too interested in their religion.  :shrug:




Yeah, this dude is so nice and polite...but to the point where I'm bored just evesdropping.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
    #5416288 - 03/18/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yell at the top of your voice "Hey Kevin its time to have sex!"


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5416290 - 03/18/06 03:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Stonerguy said:
Yell at the top of your voice "Hey Kevin its time to have sex!"




:lol:


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5416299 - 03/18/06 03:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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Yell at the top of your voice "Hey Kevin its time to have sex, in my ass!"




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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: pshawny]
    #5416307 - 03/18/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I can't bring myself to be rude to him...he's too nice.

I do wish he would leave though. I feel like I'm treed in the upper half of my home with no way out.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
    #5416317 - 03/18/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Is Kevin on E right now?


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5416321 - 03/18/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No. He's just as sober as I am. (reallllly sober)

I guess he likes to hear people talk about religion.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
    #5416329 - 03/18/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Climb out a window. Then come inside the same way you did before, say hello and go upstairs. Do this over and over again until he gets freaked out and leaves.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: pshawny]
    #5416334 - 03/18/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Whoa. That's actually a good idea.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
    #5416341 - 03/18/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

1. Do you have any pornos? Start playing one at high volumes if you have an upstairs TV. Or just download one off the net and start playing it loudly.

2. Walk naked down into the living room.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: pshawny]
    #5416353 - 03/18/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

HEHE I should remember that one.

Every time I take the time to talk to one, they leave cursing me to hell.


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: pshawny]
    #5416355 - 03/18/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Great idea...  :eek:


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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
    #5416361 - 03/18/06 03:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You should ask him why the Jehovah's Witnesses have been employing policies that make the reporting of child molestation difficult.


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