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pshawny
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: Triad]
#5416365 - 03/18/06 03:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's my one good idea this month, enjoy
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eris
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416367 - 03/18/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's rare to see anyone other than a beggar or something coming to my door.. this place is ghetto.
I've had some come over before, but I've never let them in or anything.
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Liz
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416371 - 03/18/06 03:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ask him very politely if he'd like you to reheat some of the pig that you slaughtered last night for him, if he hasn't had dinner yet. Then look at your watch and exclaim "Oh it's almost ____, the rest of the satanists should be here soon!!"
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416377 - 03/18/06 03:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You and Kevin should invite him to smoke a bowl with you.
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MOTH
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: Silversoul]
#5416400 - 03/18/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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God, he's STILL going on! This is getting silly that Kevin doesn't just say, "Well, it's been a nice discussion but..." It's been about an hour since I walked in the door for work and I'm getting pissy.
I'd take Paradigm's suggestion, except we have no pot in the house.
I am about to go pass out on the bed and sleep until tomorrow. Kevin hates it when I do that, but tough shit. He shouldn't waste our night talking to a religious person. Grr. I hope he's getting something out of it, if that's what he wants. 
I'm getting rude. How much can you discuss the main points of a single religion without stabbing yourself through the ears?
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spud
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: spud]
#5416407 - 03/18/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Shroomerite Formerly Known As Spud said: You should ask him why the Jehovah's Witnesses have been employing policies that make the reporting of child molestation difficult.
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MOTH
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416408 - 03/18/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Kevin just asked about psychedelics.
Finally, there is SILENCE.
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Liz
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416412 - 03/18/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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No need to get pissy 
Go downstairs, ask Kevin if you can speak with him in the other room for a minute, and politely ask him to wrap up the conversation so you guys can do something.
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spud
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416414 - 03/18/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
EllemyshShade said: How much can you discuss the main points of a single religion without stabbing yourself through the ears?
A long, long, long time. I have what seems like countless texts concerning Gnosticism, which is far more esoteric than Jehovah's Witnesses.
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MushmanTheManic
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416422 - 03/18/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Start laughing everytime they say "God"
Or
Pretend to call the police and tearfully confess to the murder of the last Jehovah's Witnesses that came in your house.
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eris
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416431 - 03/18/06 04:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe if you asked him to register here and say hi to us he'd go 
Tell him OTD wants to say hello.
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WeAreAllOne
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416435 - 03/18/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i go get the Bible out of my room and ask if they wanna smoke a joint with me.
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MOTH
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: spud]
#5416437 - 03/18/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe it's the guy's delivery that throws me off. 
Liz - thank you for interjecting your common sense! I am just scared to go down there or say anything to distinguish my presence. Don't ask why...I'm not sure, just have that freaked out "must stay hidden" feeling that rabbits must get when they're stuck in a hole with wolves prawling outside.
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MOTH
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416443 - 03/18/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Okay, I got brave, took Liz's advice and now the guy is leaving.
Phew.
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TheHateCamel
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: eris]
#5416445 - 03/18/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ask him what the fuck "the glory of god" is for me.
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TheHateCamel
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416447 - 03/18/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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In 1919 Jesus chose Jehovah's Witnesses as the only true religion on earth.
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Tattoo
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: TheHateCamel]
#5416451 - 03/18/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Most jehovah's witnesses I met were pretty nice, sold a car to a couple once-
theres always the off chance you'll get visited by Prince too
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: TheHateCamel]
#5416452 - 03/18/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Find your own door-to-door religious salesman.
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DICK
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MOTH]
#5416517 - 03/18/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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ha my parents are jehovah's witness and no they dont believe in 'hell' so i doubt it was jw's that condemned stoner guy... next time if they come all you have to say is youre busy... theyll insist on coming on a later day and time but if you politely tell them you are just not interested at all theyll let it be and even note it down so theyll never visit you again ever... period
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Re: There's a Jehovah's Witness in my living room right now [Re: MushmanTheManic]
#5416533 - 03/18/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
MushmanTheManic said: Start laughing everytime they say "God"
Or
Pretend to call the police and tearfully confess to the murder of the last Jehovah's Witnesses that came in your house.
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