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InvisibleBoom
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Jehovah's Witnesses
    #5947329 - 08/09/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Why do they feel the need to come and hand me religious reading material?  Don't they feel like dicks ringing the bell and talking to people that they don't know like fanatics?  Either way, the two witnesses that were just here were early 20's and hot.  I couldn't stop thinking of how cool it would be to "corrupt" a hot yet deeply religious girl :yesnod:


Those magazines they leave I sometimes flip through while I'm eating breakfast of something.. they are really hardcore about God.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Boom]
    #5947333 - 08/09/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I've never gotten a Jehovah's Witness.

I always get Mormons. And unless I'm feeling really shitty, or busy, I'll usually engage them in a long conversation. They are really fucking wacky, and its fun to try to make them realize how fucked up they are.

they're super brain-washed though.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5947338 - 08/09/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Hmm never seen a Mormon. Jehovah's people are based in Brooklyn, I think.. but the only mormon I ever saw was Ken Jennings


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Boom]
    #5947365 - 08/09/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, Jehova's sure know how to annoy. I had a couple that used to come by my place every week and shove pamphlets in my face.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Boom]
    #5947370 - 08/09/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

One of those freaky bastards offered to do chores for my mom if they could sit down and spew their bullshit for a little while. My parents declined and I laughed my ass off at them.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Boom]
    #5947387 - 08/09/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

There is actually a family of them across the street from me.. used to get door to door ones, but it stopped years ago.
Haven't seen one in ages - other than the people across the street.

I'm glad they don't come over either, because I seriously hate getting bothered while at home, on my own time, minding my own business - all over some bullshit like that which I could care less about. :mad2:


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Boom]
    #5947407 - 08/09/06 01:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

My neighbor's a Jehoovah's Witless, and I have to say he is a retarded loon. :mad:


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5947451 - 08/09/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

One of my good Friends is Morman. Him and his family are cool. Never tried to persuade me to switch to there religon or anything. I think it just really matters on which Morman you meet. haha


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Boom]
    #5947480 - 08/09/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I was once going door-to-door trying to register people to vote, and one woman said it was against her beliefs to vote because she's a Jehovah's Witness. It struck me as incredibly ironic that I was the one knocking on her door.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Silversoul]
    #5947493 - 08/09/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

The fuckers are just plain wacky.  They won't do blood transfusions and shit like that.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5947507 - 08/09/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, their only allegiance is to God.. they can't run for office, not supposed to vote.. supposedly shouldn't salute any flag or anything like that. They are nice.. but damn they are weird.

It's not even that they annoy me, it's just anyone I know will come right inside my house.. if the bell rings it's for a package usually. Expecting to see a FedEx guy there and seeing two brainwashed bible freaks is quite surprising


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Boom]
    #5947509 - 08/09/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

They also can't serve on juries -- something to keep in mind if you ever get called for jury duty.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Silversoul]
    #5947515 - 08/09/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

"I'm prejudiced against all races and religions" is a good technique for that too :yesnod:


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Boom]
    #5948989 - 08/09/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I dont believe in the criminal justice system, your honor, and will vote to acquit regardless of the facts.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5949076 - 08/09/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

lol I was friends with a kid in high school who's parents were Jehovah's Witnesses and he was a crazy person. He did all kind of drugs and would just do mean shit.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: albino_shroom]
    #5949147 - 08/09/06 10:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

ive got a friend whos a jw hes constantly hiding all his mature rated video games and shit, hes cool the religon thing isnt, he doesnt try to force it on us, in fact i think he watches more porn than i ever have. i could see someone inviting them in and giving them some shroom tea when they knock on your door.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: albino_shroom]
    #5949157 - 08/09/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I was raised "In the truth" as the jehovah's witnesses like to call their brainwashing. It's fucked up. I know. It totally left me with a lot of weird issues I'm still having trouble getting over... Super-brainwashed is right. You totally don't think you're being annoying, bothering random strangers all day, you're doing what god wants you to, lol.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Boom]
    #5949164 - 08/09/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dont answer the door...:lol: or either that or tell them you worship the earth and say bye..and close the door nicely on their face.. :smirk:


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: kintos]
    #5949165 - 08/09/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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zenthor said:
ive got a friend whos a jw hes constantly hiding all his mature rated video games and shit, hes cool the religon thing isnt, he doesnt try to force it on us, in fact i think he watches more porn than i ever have. i could see someone inviting them in and giving them some shroom tea when they knock on your door.




Sexual repression will do that to you. As for the tea, you NEED to do this. Keep a couple doses somewhere ready to go. Hefty doses. LSD might be simpler.

Edit - skunk, they call people like you HBH's. Home but hiding. They will come back more often. Srsly. You need to answer the door naked. They can't come back for 3 years then.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: some1whoisntme]
    #5949173 - 08/09/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yea but by the time the shrooms kick in they might be back at church and the whole mystical experice thing would kick in and just confirm there faith in god.


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