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Offlinewrestler_az
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: bok]
    #2118912 - 11/18/03 01:56 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

hey,sorry for keeping all of you guys hanging like that! i got caught up in all the OTD drama, plus schools being a real bitch....



anyway....all the suspence and anticipation is just going to have to continue for the moment...i had some shit happen (family issues) that put this little experiment on hold for a while....

the bible study thing was supposed to be last tuesday...im gonna call her tomorrow and hopefully by next week i will be able to give you guys your daily dose of dramma.... :tongue: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2135274 - 11/25/03 03:01 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Any progress here wrestler?
I'm craving for updates... :smile:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: ummikko]
    #2136556 - 11/25/03 11:52 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Sad truth is she's not going to fuck you untill you convert.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2256760 - 01/20/04 04:37 PM (20 years, 12 days ago)

Wow i know this post is way late but it's still within 6 months of the last. I was very very interested in Mormons (i didn't want to become one) but i was kinda interested how some religion could just spring up in Utah and be found nowhere else in the world. So i did some research.

You guy's keep talking about "The Bible" but according to Jehovah's Witnesses or "Mormons" They have their own bible which comes as the surpeme all correct version Written by Joseph Smith who was a crack pot. Supposedly Joseph Smith had seer stones (as well as divining rods). So the Bible that we know of "The Old Testament" and "The New Testament" (if your christian) is not the one they follow mainly. They follow the Book of Mormon. The Bible comes secondary to the Book of Mormon, and is highly contradictive to the Bible.

Did you know:
-Mormons believe God was flesh and bone before he was God (not just as jesus was)

-Anyone can become a God

These are some of the lesser known facts of Mormonism because Mormonism tries to purport itself as Christianity as sort of a PR method, but in reality it's not.

Supposedly Joseph Smith after being a crackpot was given a divine message of gold tablets containing the book of mormon on them were buried in NY, so he went to go get them .Using his seer stones he could read the tablets and said to a scribe what to write. According to Mormons the book of Mormon is all correct and perfect in everyrespect, because it was not written by man, but by God.

However, the book of Mormon has been corrected more times than my 3rd grade english paper. For simple things like the use of A and An, as well as claiming "King Benjamin" did this and that, yet at the times it says King Benjamin did this and that he was already dead so they had to Change it to King someoneelse.

I got really into debunking this Cult. Sorry for Digging up old threads..


Whatever happened with this chick anyway?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: neuro]
    #2256895 - 01/20/04 05:14 PM (20 years, 12 days ago)

I don't know if this is what you meant or not, but Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses are 2 different religions, but they both knock on doors.

Mormons believe that there was a second coming of Christ here in the new world (before it was"discovered") and that an account of this was written on the golden plates of mormon.  Joseph Smith is said to have translated the writing on these plates (which nobody else EVER saw BTW, and keep in mind this was 100-150 years ago, not 2000, so I don't know where they could've gone.)  But anywho, the translation is the book of Mormon.

Basically, JS wanted to get the hell outta dodge, so he made up a religion, recruited some people, and hiked off across the plains to settle in the happy valley now known as Salt Lake City.  and what a happy place it is.  :rolleyes:


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    #2277252 - 01/27/04 10:16 AM (20 years, 5 days ago)



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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: ]
    #2277657 - 01/27/04 01:15 PM (20 years, 5 days ago)

Whoops i was baked and was reading this thread thinking it was Mormons the whole time..

Disregard my other ramblings in my last post.


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    #2278161 - 01/27/04 03:43 PM (20 years, 5 days ago)



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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: ]
    #2278253 - 01/27/04 04:25 PM (20 years, 5 days ago)

i'm good.  :grin:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2279626 - 01/28/04 12:56 AM (20 years, 4 days ago)

General reply


I laugh hard at JW's and Mormons. But I laugh much louder at Christians and other religiosn that laugh at them. You think you've found some non-crock o' shit religion? Unless you're an athiest, you can't play with us shit slingers!


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: sir tripsalot]
    #2280171 - 01/28/04 09:14 AM (20 years, 4 days ago)

Quote:

sir tripsalot said:
I laugh hard at JW's and Mormons. But I laugh much louder at Christians and other religiosn that laugh at them. You think you've found some non-crock o' shit religion? Unless you're an athiest, you can't play with us shit slingers!



And you think atheism isn't a crock of shit as well? :lol: How can you be so sure there isn't a God?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: silversoul7]
    #2280195 - 01/28/04 09:32 AM (20 years, 4 days ago)

Because it's the simplest most reasonable explanation for the world I see,
and until someone comes up with a theory that explains the world better, or makes more sense, I'll stick to my atheism.

[bitterness]
It's like creationism versus rational thought. You can believe all the fossils were placed here as some sort elaborate divine ruse, and support it with an ever-expanding web of increasingly elaborate and irrational pseudo science, or you can take the infinitely simpler position that they're just DEAD ANIMALS..

You can either pretend some gigantic unfathomable yet benevolent being has some REASON for all of the chaos that makes up our world, or you can just accept it's all a gigantic crapshoot and move on.
[/bitterness]

Although, you're right, I can't completely eliminate God's existance as a possibility, because He could be unprovable by nature, which Christianity claims He is. If that's the case, though, that means He can exert no influence on the world that can't be more simply explained by science, and thus, who gives a shit?

Perhaps some cosmic force STARTED all of this, but the second the singularity ended, it became, and most likely will forever remain, complete fucking chaos.

In short: God may exist, but I have no reason to give a fuck.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #2280219 - 01/28/04 09:40 AM (20 years, 4 days ago)

maybe youre god and all the stuff you see and feel is in your mind, and all the evidance otherwise was created by your mind to keep you oblivious in this dream so you wouldnt feel lonely and i nfinate as all-one, a spiraling chaos. makes sence to me, more sence than the universe existing at all dont you think?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #2280231 - 01/28/04 09:44 AM (20 years, 4 days ago)

I'm not just talking about the Christian God, I mean any God. Some divine power controlling the universe, possibly by creating the laws of physics which govern the universe. God could be inseparable from the universe and actually be a part of it. I think a lot of people, when saying they don't believe in God, get too hung up on the traditional Judeo-Christian idea of God.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: silversoul7]
    #2280256 - 01/28/04 09:57 AM (20 years, 4 days ago)

Mitchnast: Yeah, maybe that's true, but that belief isn't any simpler than just accepting the world until something happens that provokes a new theory.

That IS, however, a pretty interesting view. If I was God, i wouldn't want to know it. Such a burden all of the hope and joy and fear and pain of the entire universe, such loneliness, being only one God. I dunno, i'd probably do smack.

SS7: The same logic applies to any other god, not just a Christian one. Until the belief in ANY god is shown to be the simplest explanation, I won't accept it.

I agree with you, though, in that many self-described "atheists" in America are merely stating their rejection of the religion that they feel has been pushed on them, Christianity. Rest assured, though, [u]I[/u], at least, am a complete heathen.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #2280264 - 01/28/04 09:59 AM (20 years, 4 days ago)

Quote:

That IS, however, a pretty interesting view. If I was God, i wouldn't want to know it. Such a burden all of the hope and joy and fear and pain of the entire universe, such loneliness, being only one God. I dunno, i'd probably do smack.



You're forgetting the fact that we are ALL God.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: silversoul7]
    #2281043 - 01/28/04 02:10 PM (20 years, 4 days ago)





You're forgetting the fact that we are ALL God.





That's certainly debatable.

I should have used the term Secular Humanist rather than Athiest because it doesn't suggest a refusal to believe in god as much, but rather a " nobody knows so quit claiming you do" attitude. That's more of my belief. Although I do hold the scientifc method in higher regard than religious methods"god says so".

I just find it irritating that somebody who believes Mary had a kid without getting rammed by Joseph, and the kid died and came back to life and turned water into wine and walked on water...Would have the ghall to say Joho's have wacky beliefs.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2335647 - 02/14/04 09:01 PM (19 years, 11 months ago)

did you stick it in her yet?


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