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OfflineTao
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2034271 - 10/22/03 10:02 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

i second the 'slipping cid' motion.

no really though, i think you should be careful not to rush into anything to contreversial, otherwise the cognitive dissonance will just make her run back to her church for comfort and you'll never see her again once she talks about you (satan) to other people in her church.

thats impressive you kept her there for 3 hours, like you said, i wouldnt suggest upping the pace at all if your goal is to squeegie her third eye a bit (and eventually put it in her other third eye)


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Tao]
    #2034372 - 10/22/03 10:31 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

"squeegie her third eye a bit"

lol, thats perfect! that shit made me laugh, i love the way you put it... im gonna use that one from time to time if you dont mind :grin: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2034681 - 10/23/03 12:07 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

would love to take credit for the phrase, but its bill hicks' (the genius)


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Tao]
    #2034727 - 10/23/03 12:24 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

man, i gotta check this guy out....i know the guys from tool were a big fan, but i have never come across any of his stuff :frown: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2034858 - 10/23/03 01:00 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

d/l the album "Rant In E Minor." You won't regret it.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: silversoul7]
    #2034909 - 10/23/03 01:16 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

^^^^^^^^yeah, definately any p2p should have the full album in mp3. everyone should do this, im thinking about making this suggestion my signature.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Tao]
    #2035091 - 10/23/03 02:45 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

cool, just downloaded and installed kazaa lite, and rant in E minor is my first download....lol only gonna take like a week with my dial up... :tongue: thats why i dodnt have a p2p to begin with, but what the hell... 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2035301 - 10/23/03 05:14 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

wow, thats amazing! too bad i cant go see him live, wouldnt that be some shit? anyway, this might be somethin to show my jevohah some day...lol


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2035923 - 10/23/03 11:26 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Check out David Cross's album, Shut Up You Fucking Baby.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2958089 - 08/02/04 09:20 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

I brought up this old-ass topic :smile:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2958118 - 08/02/04 09:31 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Whatever happened to the cute jehovah's witness girl anyway?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: adrug]
    #2958189 - 08/02/04 09:55 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

wow what an old thread.....


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: adrug]
    #2958721 - 08/03/04 12:50 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

adrug said:
Whatever happened to the cute jehovah's witness girl anyway?






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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Snape]
    #2958956 - 08/03/04 02:44 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

ahhhh, yes....my cute lil jehovah. i forgot all about her :grin:

well, to finish off the story, i went to her church or temple or what ever for a "bible study" and after about 30 or 45 minutes they were convinced that i was possesed by a demon or some shit...they told me to leave and be gone forever (gladly) but not before i had a lil fun with the cutie.... :smirk:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2959642 - 08/03/04 09:27 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

I got booted out of a church once... it's strange because I always thought church was for sinners... maybe I was wrong.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2959968 - 08/03/04 11:19 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

man i read that whole fucking thread. har har. i'm bored. i've toked it up in church and had been blamed for being on drugs by some freaky lady. she said i was ruining people's lives or something. odd eh?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2960748 - 08/03/04 03:21 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

are you guys goin out again or what? you should have not gone to her church... :nonono:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: ]
    #2963131 - 08/04/04 04:00 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

nah man...

going to her church was actually kinda fun though....

debating with them was kinda funny....like for instance, they started talking about how the bible was the "word of god"...

me- so god actually came down and wrote out the bible for us?
them- no, god wrote the bible through man...
me- so its actually the word of man then? what was to stop man from changing gods word?
them- technically yes, but god made sure that the words they wrote were his, so it is really his word....the bible we read today is exactly the same as it is when it was originaly written....
me- but god gave us free will, right?
them-of coarse, it is up to us to make the right decisions and follow in his light
me- so, couldnt the authors of the bible use their free will to change the words of the god?
them- no, god made sure they didnt
me- but wouldnt that go against this "gift" of free will that he gave us?
them- ...ummm....umm...you are possesed!


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2963139 - 08/04/04 04:06 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

hah..

but you missed out on the girl

even if she is a religious looney :tongue2:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: ]
    #2963141 - 08/04/04 04:10 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

she was not as sweet and innocent as she appeared to be.... :grin:


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