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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: Voodoo]
    #2083882 - 11/08/03 12:10 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

*takes notes ...144,000.....*

got it :grin: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: stondededededed]
    #2083887 - 11/08/03 12:14 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

?
well, he wrote a book, and claimed that it was an ancient text that God told him to find in the 'new land'

the book had some horrible inconsistencies, but w/e
i can just imagine some bearded freak running out of the forest with a dirt-covered new book,
screaming "I HAVE FOUND IT!! THE NEW BIBLE! SEE!!! ITS ANCIENT! ITS DIRTY!! IT WAS IN THE FOREST AND GOD SPOKE TO ME!!! I SWEAR!!"


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2084063 - 11/08/03 01:25 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

wrestler_az said:
*takes notes ...144,000.....*

got it :grin: 




Are you really gonna tell her that?
:confused:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: ummikko]
    #2084101 - 11/08/03 01:36 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Okay the :grin: didn't load at first so probably not...
  :nut:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: ummikko]
    #2084128 - 11/08/03 01:46 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

no, probably not....but the thought did briefly cross my mind.... :lol:

would be kinda funny to see the reaction i get 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2084193 - 11/08/03 02:12 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Then again, if she thought you were amongst the chosen ones, your chances of scoring would rise drastically. :evil:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2084254 - 11/08/03 02:30 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

i'm gonna bet $100 you don't even get an over-the-jersey feel. forget it. unless you think she's worth the hassle, and you really want to deal with all that baggage, move on. let someone else waste their time trying to rescue her - uberchristians date other uberchristians. normal people should walk away.

that said, it is fun to take the piss out of religious people with no sense of humour or reality. for about 5 minutes....


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: ]
    #2084371 - 11/08/03 03:11 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"?
well, he wrote a book, and claimed that it was an ancient text that God told him to find in the 'new land'

the book had some horrible inconsistencies, but w/e
i can just imagine some bearded freak running out of the forest with a dirt-covered new book,
screaming "I HAVE FOUND IT!! THE NEW BIBLE! SEE!!! ITS ANCIENT! ITS DIRTY!! IT WAS IN THE FOREST AND GOD SPOKE TO ME!!! I SWEAR!!" " About 90% of what you just said ,you dont know what the fuck you are talking about.Get youre facts strait before you start fantasizing


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: shirley knott]
    #2084391 - 11/08/03 03:18 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

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i'm gonna bet $100 you don't even get an over-the-jersey feel.




im sure your right....and im sure ill get bored of this whole situation about 10 minutes into this little meeting on tuesday, but i decided to give it a shot...im having fun, and for a goody goody JW, she sure dresses like a slut! :grin: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2085241 - 11/08/03 08:43 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

The same can be said of Nazis and the KKK. Well, I guess it doesn't matter what you believe, just that you truly believe in it, right? I mean, if you are going to show hatred towards minority groups, no sense in doing it half-assed, right? Put some passion in those beliefs!!!

Peace.


Yes some Nazi's believed in what they were doing. A lot of them however were afraid of what Hitler would do to them and their family. Most people will do just about anything to stay alive.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #2085253 - 11/08/03 08:47 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I consider them extremists because they want to push their faith on me.

Anybody that wants to affect me with their religious affiliation gets the same.



As annoying as it may be in their eyes they're trying to save you. I'm not saying I wouldn't be annoyed but at the same time it's nice to see people who truly stand up for what they believe in, even if I don't agree.






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    #2088887 - 11/10/03 08:44 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: ]
    #2088927 - 11/10/03 09:16 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)


i'm with a girl since over 3 years that was a Jehovah's winesses. She was living pretty far away from the big town, got excluded, had to run away from family, learnt the hard way how the big city works and now she's doing fine.

Not to mention her mom refused to talk to her for so much time. At the time she was still living with family and was excluded, her mom, she couldn't even eat at the same table. She decided to leave this place and got no contact for 4 years.

Now her parents are so fuckin happy to see her once in a while. Losing a child makes you think twice about your beliefs. The whole family is still messed up and they have a hard time getting close .

sick shit..

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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: fIsh in my head]
    #2089603 - 11/10/03 02:14 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

A large portion of my extended family is JW. Because of this I seriously resent the religion. I have a hard time thinking of it as a quaint but vaguely sad little religion when I've seen all the damage it's done to people I love.

My mother was raised JW and it did a lot to spiritually and emotionally crush her. She's still healing from it and she's been out of it for at least 25-30 years. My aunts that are still in it believe that my mother and I are evil sinners, that they're better than us. It's impossible to say anything without them mentioning Jehovah or the bible. My cousin has been recently sucked back in and she'll lieky be getting married in the next year (she's barely 20.)

This religion has stolen my family, and many childhoods. It perverts innocence with guilt and preys on the weak and fearful.

Anyways, that's how I feel based on a lifetime of being separated from those who I should be very close to, and then being preached at and judged harshly when we have gotten together.

Good luck with you bible meeting Wrestler;) And hey, if you can make the girl question that's a huge step. The religion doesn't tolerate questioning from confirmed members so most adherents cut anything out of their life that will make them less sure of thier faith.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2110170 - 11/15/03 09:09 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

She is gonna fuck you.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2110575 - 11/16/03 12:49 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

First you shooudl telll her you just want to bone her.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2111245 - 11/16/03 10:45 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

So when is the bible study meeting? I keep checking this thread to find out what happened, but all I find are lame replies. Can you change the thread title to *UPDATED* or start a new thread once it happens? Good luck with her man.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: oneducktwoducks]
    #2111411 - 11/16/03 12:20 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I agree I keep waiting to see what Happened and so far nothing!!!

I need my soap opra dammit or perhaps this is part of the tale? They kidnapped him and are brainwashing him into being a JW as we type?

Hmm i'm going to have to browse the JW fourms and find that "I met a cute sinner at the bus stop today " thread!


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: WildCardsRevenge]
    #2111420 - 11/16/03 12:24 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah dude.

Where is the updates?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: Phoshaman]
    #2118818 - 11/18/03 12:52 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

actually a lot of what dude posted about mormons is right on..
he claimed he was shown these crazy tablets, with new stuff god wanted us to know, in a language only he knew.. so he copied them into english..
.. then they disappeared, back to heaven, since he had his copy..
... convieniently..
so he a copy of this shizzle, that he wrote, but told everyone he copied off this thing god showed him, and that they were going to go live in Utah, by a giant salty lake, which was their chosen land
and people believed him, and thought it was a good idea to go live in a barren wasteland
and there's a whole lot of really really crazy shit mixed in there. when you get the whole story, really, it makes mormons look bad that they can believe it all...
of course all the people i know who were raised mormons are now totally nuts, wild, and crazy, and totally drugged out heh


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