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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2078061 - 11/06/03 06:19 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

It won't be fun and they won't debate with you most likely. They will most likely kick you out. I am not joking. I was jehovah's witness for a few year's until my step dad one day stood up during services drank the wine, ate the bread, and proclaimed he was Jesus. Yea that's right the guy was so fucking crazy he thought he was Jesus. Well, to make a long story short my mom abruptly divorced him and they kicked her out of "hall" which is what they call church basically telling her she could never come back...mean while jesus had a penis so he was still allowed to come...wierd fucking people I can't belive for about 8 years of my life I was taught that people who celebrated christmas were evil...and people who had anything to do with people who weren't JW were evil. I could not be friends with them nor take part in any of their activities (people who werent JW) including sports...Well I thank god the crazy fucker thought he was Jesus and my mom was kicked out of hall for divorcing him because that life is so warped it is ridiculous...but hey atleast they aren't runnin around bangin heroin, sacrificng people, worshiping satan, or tieing bombs to their wives and sending them on a bus load fo children to kill them all. I dunno I have had to many bad experiences with organised religion and decided to never step into church again. I can pray on my own just fine thanks =) I should probably write a book on some of my experiences with church lol.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: Qlop]
    #2078088 - 11/06/03 06:29 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

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They will most likely kick you out. I am not joking.




well, i guess they have that right, since thewy invited me in the first place...i wont be upset if they kick me out

i will listen to what they have to say, and give them a chance to answer my questions....what ever happens,  happens.... either way im not really concerned what happens...i just think that this will be kida fun, something to add to my weird shit ive done list :grin: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2078308 - 11/06/03 07:43 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Jehova's witnesses are very hardcore. They are extremist in the eyes of most red blooded american christians, and thats saying something right there.


They wont even pledge allegiance or celebrate holidays.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #2078556 - 11/06/03 08:47 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

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The_Red_Crayon said:
Jehova's witnesses are very hardcore. They are extremist in the eyes of most red blooded american christians, and thats saying something right there.


They wont even pledge allegiance or celebrate holidays.




I didn't know what a birthday was till around age 9 or 10 I think? It's no way to live they take it wayyyy to far. My mom had to hide the fact I played baseball for years because they would kick us out. They are good people though IMO they have just been led down a very narrow scope of life. Like I said though atleast they are tyring to do good in this world unlike so many others =(


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #2078658 - 11/06/03 09:12 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"I bet she's trying the same thing on you, maybe in a jehovah's witness board somewhere there is a thread called "i met a cute sinner at the bus station!" "

that to funny!!!!!!!
hahahah


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2078663 - 11/06/03 09:14 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I hope you know what you are in for

religon is FUCKED up , jehovah's are no exception, I still tolerate them more then mormons! though


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2078666 - 11/06/03 09:14 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

:grin: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2079521 - 11/07/03 01:34 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Now Mormons.. those folks are crazy. Seriously. The original mormons followed A CON MAN. HE WAS A CON MAN. what kind of people would believe that a con man suddenly was met by an angel and tablets and blah blah blah.
seriously man. they're crazy.


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    #2080142 - 11/07/03 06:39 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: ]
    #2080582 - 11/07/03 10:23 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Proof the Bible has been altered over time:

Original Hebrew and Greek >
[Cannonization]
King James Version >
New International Version >
American Standard >
New King James Version >
Etc...

Some will say that these different versions are just God's way of making the Bible more accessible to a wider audience. However, as we all know, reading the Bible is all about interpertation, and a change to even a few words can radically alter the interpertation of any passage. If the Bible had not changed since it was first written all Christians would have to read ancient Hebrew and Greek.

Example: Did you know that the word "witch" never appeared in the Bible until the King James version where it replaced many instances of things such as "posioners"? The word "witch" was added right at a time when the big scare was witches... Maybe we will see the words
"terrorists", "muslims", or "gonostic" added in the future; it's happened before!


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #2080864 - 11/07/03 11:58 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Of course they're considered extremist's by the normal American. They acutally follow their faith. They don't just go to church on sunday and then not think about it till next sunday. They actually care about what they're doing and truly believe in it. The average american is far from truly being religious.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: bok]
    #2080972 - 11/07/03 12:37 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

^^^
Exactly my point...

They actually practice what they preach, that is truly an admirable quality in my book.

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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: bok]
    #2080977 - 11/07/03 12:39 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Not all americans are agnostic half-ass apostates, though.

That's what a statement like that fails to take into account.

A growing portion of our nations people (myself included) consider ourselves truly atheist.

As great as the JW faith is, it is matched by my lack therof.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #2080992 - 11/07/03 12:44 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I consider them extremists because they want to push their faith on me.

Anybody that wants to affect me with their religious affiliation gets the same.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2081574 - 11/07/03 04:27 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

so....... did you get any? even some maybe?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: bok]
    #2083370 - 11/08/03 07:26 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

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bok said:
Of course they're considered extremist's by the normal American. They acutally follow their faith. They don't just go to church on sunday and then not think about it till next sunday. They actually care about what they're doing and truly believe in it. 




The same can be said of Nazis and the KKK. Well, I guess it doesn't matter what you believe, just that you truly believe in it, right? I mean, if you are going to show hatred towards minority groups, no sense in doing it half-assed, right? Put some passion in those beliefs!!!
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: shirley knott]
    #2083649 - 11/08/03 10:30 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

lol, not yet but im working on it! :grin:

i think it may take some time to get her consider the posibility that she actually might not go to hell for sex before marriage! :smirk: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2083653 - 11/08/03 10:33 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

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The same can be said of Nazis and the KKK. 





:lol: i like that.... :grin: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2083800 - 11/08/03 11:34 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Wanna really fuck her up?


Tell her that you had a VERY real dream where a burning bush told you that you are one of the 144,000 chosen ones. Seriously, tell her that.


Hilarity will ensue.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station #2 [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2083817 - 11/08/03 11:39 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"The original mormons followed A CON MAN. HE WAS A CON MAN. what kind of people would believe that a con man" lol so how was he a conman? too funny


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