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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: kintos]
    #5949180 - 08/09/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Just act interested until their pupils dilate, then quickly shove them in a dark room and lock the door. If you act interested they'll literally stay there all freakin day.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: some1whoisntme]
    #5949188 - 08/09/06 11:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I am not gonna answer the door naked, then they will never leave.. no matter "who" they are..I might get raped..they never have sex or masterbate..


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Skunk420]
    #5949200 - 08/09/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Nah they all get married the minute they turn 18 because they're crazy horny and can't have sex unless they're married.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: some1whoisntme]
    #5949243 - 08/09/06 11:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well if they moved to Utah they could get married at 16 to a 18 year old man. But it has to be consented my the girls parents first.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Skunk420]
    #5949580 - 08/10/06 01:31 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

You've gotta wonder what would happen to a 'straight-edged' Mormon wacko if they ingested a high amount of LSD. How could anyone think of that religion as even remotely logical on that drug. Those people are fucking nuts... :eek:


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Cubieman420]
    #5949606 - 08/10/06 01:49 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Cubieman420 said:
How could anyone think of that religion as even remotely logical on that drug.



For all we know, Joseph Smith may have been tripping balls when he wrote the Book of Mormon.


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Re: Jehovah's Witnesses [Re: Boom]
    #5949619 - 08/10/06 01:57 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

their Jehova was a ruthless old bastard...
next time i get one of those brainless followers i'll yell at them about how they can't even think for themseves so how dare they come to my house and try to drag me down to their level as though they're doing me a favor. cowards!!! take that pamphlet and wipe your ass with it. at least then it would serve a decent purpose.


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