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Offlinewrestler_az
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: eric_the_red]
    #2029565 - 10/21/03 05:10 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

lol, ya that would be cool. she wasnt riding a bike, but im sure shes got one. isnt riding around on bikes while trying to con people into not buying christmas trees like one of their commandments or some shit? personally, i think its just an evil plot to put those guys out of business. once the world stops buying christmas trees, satan will have enough power to open the gates of hell and let all the demons run free, making every day halloween! beware, these jehovah witness people are not what they seem... :shocked: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: domite]
    #2029572 - 10/21/03 05:13 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

have you ever heard of floridated water?

ya, but what does that have to do with anythind? is floride evil too?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2029829 - 10/21/03 06:23 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Yes! All of the halogens are!

Chlorine is MOST wicked!

And Iodine is satan incarnate!




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Nail that Witness, brother, with a quickness.


hrm... that's almost lyrical.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #2030264 - 10/21/03 08:22 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

ah yes, the time is near. soon the prophecy will be fulfilled, and all pain and suffering will be no more :grin: 


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wrestler_az [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2030898 - 10/21/03 10:48 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

The truth is, wrestler_az, I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Do you see what Im getting at? Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water. wrestler_az, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water. And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Now, you have heard of floridation...

Do you really know what floridation is?
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

wrestler_az, do you realize that in addition to fluoridated water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, wrestler_az. Children's ice cream?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2031332 - 10/22/03 01:05 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Invite her over to watch Orgazmo - I know they're Mormons in that movie but..


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Strumpling]
    #2031648 - 10/22/03 05:50 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Corrupting women is so fun. Imagine the possibilities you could turn her into a satanist!

Once you shag her and get her to try drugs it'll all be over. Do you think she'll scream hallejula?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: domite]
    #2031675 - 10/22/03 06:36 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Sneak massive amount of LSD into her food.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Lazerouth]
    #2031882 - 10/22/03 09:29 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Ya, I have to agree. I love corrupting innocent girls. I got my ex to try weed, and now she's a total pothead.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2032036 - 10/22/03 10:31 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

"no blood transfusions, please"


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Re: wrestler_az [Re: domite]
    #2032049 - 10/22/03 10:37 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

AHHAAHAH! MAED OF LEET PWNAGE!!


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2032184 - 10/22/03 11:38 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

When you meet up again, be just as straight laced as before, don't try and push drugs on her until you're sure she's abandoning her religion. Before trying to get her to do drugs, or even letting her know that you do drugs, convince her that marijuana is harmless. Find a casual way to bring it up.

Keep us posted.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: domite]
    #2032305 - 10/22/03 12:12 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

sounds like she needs to get laid....heh...heh


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Re: wrestler_az [Re: domite]
    #2032343 - 10/22/03 12:22 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

domite said:
The truth is, wrestler_az, I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Do you see what Im getting at? Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water. wrestler_az, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water. And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Now, you have heard of floridation...

Do you really know what floridation is?
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

wrestler_az, do you realize that in addition to fluoridated water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, wrestler_az. Children's ice cream?
 




Very nice domite.  I'm loving the Dr. Strangelove reference.  Everything Stanly Kubrick does is amazing.  That movie is hilarious.  :thumbup: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Lazerouth]
    #2032474 - 10/22/03 01:07 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Do you think she'll scream hallejula?


either that or praise jehovah! ill do my best to find out for ya...


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2032963 - 10/22/03 03:32 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Slip her a rufie. When she wakes up have her dressed all in black in a room with a pentagram drawn on the floor and a bunch of severed chicken heads scattered everywhere. Oh, and put a bloody butcher knife in her hand.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2032986 - 10/22/03 03:38 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

You're going to have to be diligent in helping her escape.. if you even can.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Jaredo]
    #2033469 - 10/22/03 05:52 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

yes, i agree. when someone is raised their whole life believing a set of beliefs, it is very hard to let go. i called her today and made plans for lunch on friday...

i think that at first, im not going to try to do anything but get to know her a little bit. if i can gain her trust, and slowly start introducing new ways of thinking i will have a better chance then if i just bombarded her with all this stuff shes not willing to accept as of yet. at our little bus station chat, i could tell she was getting frustrated and scared at some of the things i was saying, and her only comebacks were in the form of denial.

"no, your wrong and im right because, ummmm.... well, because i just am"

lol, but i know i definitly got her thinking, at least at a sub concious level...


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Jaredo]
    #2033473 - 10/22/03 05:54 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Pain and suffering will end for about 1000 people.. The rest of us are fucked.. Or so your average jehova's witness would think.. Try and open to her mind that we all have the means of obtaining spiritual liberation believe it or not.. Other than that sounds like you struck a coard with her.. Should be fun trying to corrupt her into sinning.. have fun..


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Bhairabas]
    #2033548 - 10/22/03 06:18 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

lol, i was refering to my "pain and suffering" from not gettin any in a while...(considering the sex before marrige thing was disregarded :grin:) i dont plan on gettin her in bed anytime soon, but man, ill stick around a while and see what happens...i think it could be worth the wait!

im so "evil" :devil: 


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