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cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station
    #2029020 - 10/21/03 02:18 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

i was gonna put this in the spirituality/philosophy forum, but since im not really talking about anything in particular, just rambling mostly, i figured this was the spot for it...


so im waiting at the bus station, with no where in particular to go, was gonna go to my chemistry class, but we are going through some really boring stuff right now so i decided not to go. anyway, this really cute chick sits down next to me and starts asking me if i believe in god and the bible and what not....usually i just spin my head around and start puking all over the place like in poltergeist and they leave me alone, but this ones cute :grin: so i chat with her....

i never really took the time to actually listen to what one has to say, but it was pretty much what i expected. she is so sure of herself and believes everything she says so blindly, it makes me sad. i mean, doesnt it ever dawn on these people to ask why? i dont consider myself part of any religion in particular, but kinda a mixture of a whole bunch of them. my view of god is very different from hers, but i listen to what she has to say,(she had on this really cool shirt that showed off some nice cleavage :thumbup:)asking the occasional question here and there....she didnt like my questions lol

but she tryed her hardest to answer them in a way that complies with her beliefs, but after a while some answers to my questions were contradicting earlier answers....i called her on this and it really frustrated her, and i could tell i had really stumped her on a few things....it was fun

we talked for about 3 hours over numerous topics and by the end of our lil chit chat she seemed very confused. i think she actually started to question her beliefs!! (or at least consider the fact that it is possible for her to be wrong about some things) for the last 20 minutes or so the roles changed. no longer was she there to offer me guidence, but quite the opposite. i was rather amused to say the least!

i mean, dont get me wrong i got nothing wrong with what these people believe. everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, but when anyone trys to "convert" or "save" me, is when i get a lil upset.

so, this other lil jevoha chick out doing some fishing drives up, and its time for her to go back to her temple or whatever, so my lil cuty has to leave....but not before she gave me her number and asked if we could meet somewhere sometime to talk some more! woo! hoo!

wow, i got a date with a chick who thinks celebrating birthdays, christmas, easter and all other types of holidays are evil...oh, cant forget halloween!!! this could be fun!!!

so anyway, just felt like sharing this lil moment i had at the bus station with you all....

so what should our dinner conversation be about? any good ideas? im really not too familiar with this religion, i get the impression that its basicly like christianity, but with a few lil odd twists here and there....like the whole holiday thing, i cracked up when she told me i was sinning for putting up a christmas tree! i already got her stumbling a lil, if i could figure out a good preasure point to manipulate i think i could get her to open her eyes a bit and ask why, think for herself a little bit and not be such a drone... and maybe then we can hang out on a regular basis... one more thing. please dont get the idea that im trying to throw her religion out from under her, but more like trying to get her to evaluate her reasoning behind her beliefs. 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2029040 - 10/21/03 02:28 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

You did a good job!  :thumbup: I like to talk about religion with strangers(or jehovah's knocking my door)....



NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE......  :shake: 

Edit: Talk about drugs :smile:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Annom]
    #2029046 - 10/21/03 02:32 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

ya drugs...i was thinking along the same lines, but i think i got to work into that topic slowly, maybe if i could start talking about something else first, and transition into drugs before she realizes it. i think just jumping straight into that topic might scare her away....


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Annom]
    #2029063 - 10/21/03 02:39 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

The christmas tree would only be a sin if it was used as an altar!


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2029069 - 10/21/03 02:41 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

well, there's always darwinism...
& the nature of the three persons of the trinity :wink: ...
& precious bodily fluids...
& the prophesied date (& postponement thereof) of judgement day (& the 144,000 with the free ticket to paradise...)


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2029072 - 10/21/03 02:42 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

It could be like the uptight minister's daughter type phenomenon.

They are so repressed that when one bit falls out of place, it ALL goes.

All the overprotected kids I know ended up being wild.

i.e. if Pappa Jehova is wrong about one thing, then the no sex before marriage thing might be wrong too.


Good work, mate.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2029080 - 10/21/03 02:43 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

> please dont get the idea that im trying to throw her religion out from under her.

No problem with that if you do it with normal words..... :smirk:

Just start a conversation and have fun. If you see a nice moment to make a turn to the drugs topic, do it. She probably is a product of her parents and environment. It would be great if you can give her a more objective view on life.
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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: santashroom]
    #2029081 - 10/21/03 02:43 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

have a nice conversation over a cup of tea, special tea that is :wink: that should show her what the universe is all about.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: santashroom]
    #2029084 - 10/21/03 02:44 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

yes....i agree, but according to her, just my act of puting it up was a form of worship to a "false" god. go figure.... how do you think she would feel if i treated her rack as an alter? :grin: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Infrared]
    #2029095 - 10/21/03 02:47 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

man, i dont know....i couldnt in my right mind give her the slip like that, and i doubt shed go for it....but maybe, wouldnt hurt to ask..
i mean, god did create the shroom. and god created everything for a purpose...wanna see the prupose of this shroom? lol


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: gnrm23]
    #2029099 - 10/21/03 02:48 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

& precious bodily fluids...

hmmm.....could you explain this one to me?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2029106 - 10/21/03 02:49 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

tell her its an ancient recipe used by our ancestors to connect with god.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Infrared]
    #2029113 - 10/21/03 02:52 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Why not start with a bong + DMT?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Annom]
    #2029118 - 10/21/03 02:55 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

ya, im sure that would break the ice pretty good, wouldnt it? :nut: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Annom]
    #2029124 - 10/21/03 02:57 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

dmt isnt quite for the light of heart. plus im sure someone that has never done drugs would be weary of smoking something. psilocin is much gentler and plus you can drink it in a tea.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Annom]
    #2029130 - 10/21/03 02:59 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

man, that would be awsome if she let go of the whole sex before marrage thing....oh baby, hot lil virgin jehovah....plus shes got one of the nicest racks ive ever seen :evil: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2029211 - 10/21/03 03:28 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

When you're on your little date with her, slip some acid in her drink. That'll show her the light.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2029223 - 10/21/03 03:31 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

wrestler_az said:
& precious bodily fluids...

hmmm.....could you explain this one to me?




the commuinists. They are stealing them.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2029325 - 10/21/03 03:58 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

does she ride a bike around?

if so, you could have a friend steal her bike. then, as he is riding off on it you could start yelling at him.

"STOP. come back with that bike." (he keeps riding)

"STOP in the name of god." (he keeps riding)

"STOP in the name of the sacred mushroom." (he stops, gets off the bike, and runs away)

this would really confuse her, she'll aske some more questions, and you'll have plenty to talk about.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: domite]
    #2029489 - 10/21/03 04:44 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

have you ever heard of floridated water?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: eric_the_red]
    #2029565 - 10/21/03 05:10 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

lol, ya that would be cool. she wasnt riding a bike, but im sure shes got one. isnt riding around on bikes while trying to con people into not buying christmas trees like one of their commandments or some shit? personally, i think its just an evil plot to put those guys out of business. once the world stops buying christmas trees, satan will have enough power to open the gates of hell and let all the demons run free, making every day halloween! beware, these jehovah witness people are not what they seem... :shocked: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: domite]
    #2029572 - 10/21/03 05:13 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

have you ever heard of floridated water?

ya, but what does that have to do with anythind? is floride evil too?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2029829 - 10/21/03 06:23 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Yes! All of the halogens are!

Chlorine is MOST wicked!

And Iodine is satan incarnate!




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Nail that Witness, brother, with a quickness.


hrm... that's almost lyrical.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #2030264 - 10/21/03 08:22 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

ah yes, the time is near. soon the prophecy will be fulfilled, and all pain and suffering will be no more :grin: 


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    #2030898 - 10/21/03 10:48 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

The truth is, wrestler_az, I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Do you see what Im getting at? Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water. wrestler_az, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water. And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Now, you have heard of floridation...

Do you really know what floridation is?
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

wrestler_az, do you realize that in addition to fluoridated water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, wrestler_az. Children's ice cream?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2031332 - 10/22/03 01:05 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Invite her over to watch Orgazmo - I know they're Mormons in that movie but..


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Strumpling]
    #2031648 - 10/22/03 05:50 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Corrupting women is so fun. Imagine the possibilities you could turn her into a satanist!

Once you shag her and get her to try drugs it'll all be over. Do you think she'll scream hallejula?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: domite]
    #2031675 - 10/22/03 06:36 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Sneak massive amount of LSD into her food.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Lazerouth]
    #2031882 - 10/22/03 09:29 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Ya, I have to agree. I love corrupting innocent girls. I got my ex to try weed, and now she's a total pothead.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2032036 - 10/22/03 10:31 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

"no blood transfusions, please"


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    #2032049 - 10/22/03 10:37 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

AHHAAHAH! MAED OF LEET PWNAGE!!


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2032184 - 10/22/03 11:38 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

When you meet up again, be just as straight laced as before, don't try and push drugs on her until you're sure she's abandoning her religion. Before trying to get her to do drugs, or even letting her know that you do drugs, convince her that marijuana is harmless. Find a casual way to bring it up.

Keep us posted.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: domite]
    #2032305 - 10/22/03 12:12 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

sounds like she needs to get laid....heh...heh


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Re: wrestler_az [Re: domite]
    #2032343 - 10/22/03 12:22 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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The truth is, wrestler_az, I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Do you see what Im getting at? Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water. wrestler_az, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water. And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Now, you have heard of floridation...

Do you really know what floridation is?
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

wrestler_az, do you realize that in addition to fluoridated water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, wrestler_az. Children's ice cream?
 




Very nice domite.  I'm loving the Dr. Strangelove reference.  Everything Stanly Kubrick does is amazing.  That movie is hilarious.  :thumbup: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Lazerouth]
    #2032474 - 10/22/03 01:07 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Do you think she'll scream hallejula?


either that or praise jehovah! ill do my best to find out for ya...


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2032963 - 10/22/03 03:32 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Slip her a rufie. When she wakes up have her dressed all in black in a room with a pentagram drawn on the floor and a bunch of severed chicken heads scattered everywhere. Oh, and put a bloody butcher knife in her hand.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2032986 - 10/22/03 03:38 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

You're going to have to be diligent in helping her escape.. if you even can.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Jaredo]
    #2033469 - 10/22/03 05:52 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

yes, i agree. when someone is raised their whole life believing a set of beliefs, it is very hard to let go. i called her today and made plans for lunch on friday...

i think that at first, im not going to try to do anything but get to know her a little bit. if i can gain her trust, and slowly start introducing new ways of thinking i will have a better chance then if i just bombarded her with all this stuff shes not willing to accept as of yet. at our little bus station chat, i could tell she was getting frustrated and scared at some of the things i was saying, and her only comebacks were in the form of denial.

"no, your wrong and im right because, ummmm.... well, because i just am"

lol, but i know i definitly got her thinking, at least at a sub concious level...


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Jaredo]
    #2033473 - 10/22/03 05:54 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Pain and suffering will end for about 1000 people.. The rest of us are fucked.. Or so your average jehova's witness would think.. Try and open to her mind that we all have the means of obtaining spiritual liberation believe it or not.. Other than that sounds like you struck a coard with her.. Should be fun trying to corrupt her into sinning.. have fun..


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Bhairabas]
    #2033548 - 10/22/03 06:18 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

lol, i was refering to my "pain and suffering" from not gettin any in a while...(considering the sex before marrige thing was disregarded :grin:) i dont plan on gettin her in bed anytime soon, but man, ill stick around a while and see what happens...i think it could be worth the wait!

im so "evil" :devil: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2034271 - 10/22/03 10:02 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

i second the 'slipping cid' motion.

no really though, i think you should be careful not to rush into anything to contreversial, otherwise the cognitive dissonance will just make her run back to her church for comfort and you'll never see her again once she talks about you (satan) to other people in her church.

thats impressive you kept her there for 3 hours, like you said, i wouldnt suggest upping the pace at all if your goal is to squeegie her third eye a bit (and eventually put it in her other third eye)


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Tao]
    #2034372 - 10/22/03 10:31 PM (20 years, 3 months ago)

"squeegie her third eye a bit"

lol, thats perfect! that shit made me laugh, i love the way you put it... im gonna use that one from time to time if you dont mind :grin: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2034681 - 10/23/03 12:07 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

would love to take credit for the phrase, but its bill hicks' (the genius)


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Tao]
    #2034727 - 10/23/03 12:24 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

man, i gotta check this guy out....i know the guys from tool were a big fan, but i have never come across any of his stuff :frown: 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2034858 - 10/23/03 01:00 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

d/l the album "Rant In E Minor." You won't regret it.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: silversoul7]
    #2034909 - 10/23/03 01:16 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

^^^^^^^^yeah, definately any p2p should have the full album in mp3. everyone should do this, im thinking about making this suggestion my signature.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Tao]
    #2035091 - 10/23/03 02:45 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

cool, just downloaded and installed kazaa lite, and rant in E minor is my first download....lol only gonna take like a week with my dial up... :tongue: thats why i dodnt have a p2p to begin with, but what the hell... 


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2035301 - 10/23/03 05:14 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

wow, thats amazing! too bad i cant go see him live, wouldnt that be some shit? anyway, this might be somethin to show my jevohah some day...lol


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2035923 - 10/23/03 11:26 AM (20 years, 3 months ago)

Check out David Cross's album, Shut Up You Fucking Baby.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2958089 - 08/02/04 09:20 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

I brought up this old-ass topic :smile:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2958118 - 08/02/04 09:31 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Whatever happened to the cute jehovah's witness girl anyway?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: adrug]
    #2958189 - 08/02/04 09:55 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

wow what an old thread.....


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: adrug]
    #2958721 - 08/03/04 12:50 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Whatever happened to the cute jehovah's witness girl anyway?






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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: Snape]
    #2958956 - 08/03/04 02:44 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

ahhhh, yes....my cute lil jehovah. i forgot all about her :grin:

well, to finish off the story, i went to her church or temple or what ever for a "bible study" and after about 30 or 45 minutes they were convinced that i was possesed by a demon or some shit...they told me to leave and be gone forever (gladly) but not before i had a lil fun with the cutie.... :smirk:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2959642 - 08/03/04 09:27 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

I got booted out of a church once... it's strange because I always thought church was for sinners... maybe I was wrong.


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2959968 - 08/03/04 11:19 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

man i read that whole fucking thread. har har. i'm bored. i've toked it up in church and had been blamed for being on drugs by some freaky lady. she said i was ruining people's lives or something. odd eh?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2960748 - 08/03/04 03:21 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

are you guys goin out again or what? you should have not gone to her church... :nonono:


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    #2963131 - 08/04/04 04:00 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

nah man...

going to her church was actually kinda fun though....

debating with them was kinda funny....like for instance, they started talking about how the bible was the "word of god"...

me- so god actually came down and wrote out the bible for us?
them- no, god wrote the bible through man...
me- so its actually the word of man then? what was to stop man from changing gods word?
them- technically yes, but god made sure that the words they wrote were his, so it is really his word....the bible we read today is exactly the same as it is when it was originaly written....
me- but god gave us free will, right?
them-of coarse, it is up to us to make the right decisions and follow in his light
me- so, couldnt the authors of the bible use their free will to change the words of the god?
them- no, god made sure they didnt
me- but wouldnt that go against this "gift" of free will that he gave us?
them- ...ummm....umm...you are possesed!


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2963139 - 08/04/04 04:06 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

hah..

but you missed out on the girl

even if she is a religious looney :tongue2:


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    #2963141 - 08/04/04 04:10 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

she was not as sweet and innocent as she appeared to be.... :grin:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2963145 - 08/04/04 04:14 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

i'm guessing she wanted you to pound her in the back like a little school girl while punching her in the head in the church bathroom?


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #2963187 - 08/04/04 04:40 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

lol....something like that....plus she was a huge coke fiend :smirk:


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Re: cute jehovah's witness chick at the bus station [Re: wrestler_az]
    #2963190 - 08/04/04 04:42 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

whhaaaatt??

man..

that would have been so easy  :cool: :wink:


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    #2963194 - 08/04/04 04:44 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

:grin:


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