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InvisibleKnifey Mcstab
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So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door.
    #7274238 - 08/08/07 12:26 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

The thing is unlike most people I don't really get irritated about it. I just simply listened to what they had to say for a moment and accepted their little pamphlet which I might go over out of pure curiosity and that was it. Took like 2 minutes. I guess I just have a different way of dealing with them.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7274248 - 08/08/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Should have dosed them with a lot of acid. Then they won't waste everyone's 2 minutes. (Which adds up by the way)


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7274253 - 08/08/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

how exactly do 'most people' deal with them?


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7274257 - 08/08/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

my neighbors for a few years were Jehovah's Witnesses
not to generalize about those people, but they were very odd, mean people


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7274260 - 08/08/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I debated with them once... I told them I didn't believe in God.

They kept coming back :crankey:

Now I just reciprocate their politeness and say I'm happy with my personal beliefs thanks.  They're not bad guys, just retarded.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: California]
    #7274264 - 08/08/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

dilute fentanyl gel in water.. put it in a spray bottle.. then spray them when they come to the door


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InvisibleKnifey Mcstab
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7274266 - 08/08/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Ya, that's kind of my belief. They think they're trying to help you so I always try to be nice unless they drone on for 10 or 15 then it gets old fast.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7274270 - 08/08/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

the last time jehova's witnesses went to my dad's house they ran because he wanted to talk bible with them.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7274272 - 08/08/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah by the ten minute mark I'm usually throwing punches :yesnod:


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7274279 - 08/08/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

that's not very  nice
i used to have to do stuff like that for my church

except
i was mormon :sad:


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7274286 - 08/08/07 12:38 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Well, also my grandpa who recently died was a Mormon and despite not believing in it I was always interested in his stories. I think I was the only one who had the patients to listen to them and I loved my grandpa and miss him terribly. I think that may be part of it.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7274288 - 08/08/07 12:39 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I generally just tell them to get the fuck off of my doorstep :shrug:


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7274292 - 08/08/07 12:40 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I've always wanted to take em into a little back room, and then just smoke copious amounts of california's finest while they're sitting there rattling on for hours on end / breathing in the second hand smoke from my two foot double bubble

I think that would be fucken sweet  :smirk:


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: California]
    #7274294 - 08/08/07 12:41 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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Oregon said:
how exactly do 'most people' deal with them?





Answer door naked except in rubber boots and rubber gloves, holding a flashlight and ask them to come inside and help you find Jesus.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Jadian]
    #7274297 - 08/08/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
Quote:

Oregon said:
how exactly do 'most people' deal with them?





Answer door naked except in rubber boots and rubber gloves, holding a flashlight and ask them to come inside and help you find Jesus.



:lol:


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7274432 - 08/08/07 01:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

A few weeks ago a couple of mormons came to my door. I was nice to them and I invited them in for some tea. I'm real lonely these days. :frown:


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: NerdLinger]
    #7274437 - 08/08/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

JW: do you know jesus?

ME: yeah, i think hes sells used tires over next to the Mexican grocery store.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: NerdLinger]
    #7274441 - 08/08/07 01:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Heh, well there's really nothing wrong with that.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: FoodOfTheGods]
    #7274444 - 08/08/07 01:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

FoodOfTheGods said:
JW: do you know jesus?

ME: yeah, i think hes sells used tires over next to the Mexican grocery store.




Nobody fucks with tha Jesus.


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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #7274458 - 08/08/07 01:27 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

My Biology teacher told me that one time when he was a kid, some Jehovahs went up to his second story walk up Apt  with a big old fashioned wind up victrola, and started playing this religious music and preaching to his father and after about 5 minutes his father threw the victrola and the jehovahs down the stairs!!!!!:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:


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