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Knifey Mcstab
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So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door.
#7274238 - 08/08/07 12:26 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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The thing is unlike most people I don't really get irritated about it. I just simply listened to what they had to say for a moment and accepted their little pamphlet which I might go over out of pure curiosity and that was it. Took like 2 minutes. I guess I just have a different way of dealing with them.
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AlCapwn
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274248 - 08/08/07 12:29 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Should have dosed them with a lot of acid. Then they won't waste everyone's 2 minutes. (Which adds up by the way)
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274253 - 08/08/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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how exactly do 'most people' deal with them?
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mikeytro
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274257 - 08/08/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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my neighbors for a few years were Jehovah's Witnesses not to generalize about those people, but they were very odd, mean people
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274260 - 08/08/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I debated with them once... I told them I didn't believe in God.
They kept coming back 
Now I just reciprocate their politeness and say I'm happy with my personal beliefs thanks. They're not bad guys, just retarded.
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Infrared
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: California]
#7274264 - 08/08/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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dilute fentanyl gel in water.. put it in a spray bottle.. then spray them when they come to the door
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7274266 - 08/08/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ya, that's kind of my belief. They think they're trying to help you so I always try to be nice unless they drone on for 10 or 15 then it gets old fast.
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274270 - 08/08/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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the last time jehova's witnesses went to my dad's house they ran because he wanted to talk bible with them.
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274272 - 08/08/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah by the ten minute mark I'm usually throwing punches
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7274279 - 08/08/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's not very nice i used to have to do stuff like that for my church
except i was mormon
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7274286 - 08/08/07 12:38 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, also my grandpa who recently died was a Mormon and despite not believing in it I was always interested in his stories. I think I was the only one who had the patients to listen to them and I loved my grandpa and miss him terribly. I think that may be part of it.
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274288 - 08/08/07 12:39 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I generally just tell them to get the fuck off of my doorstep
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274292 - 08/08/07 12:40 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've always wanted to take em into a little back room, and then just smoke copious amounts of california's finest while they're sitting there rattling on for hours on end / breathing in the second hand smoke from my two foot double bubble
I think that would be fucken sweet
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: California]
#7274294 - 08/08/07 12:41 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Oregon said: how exactly do 'most people' deal with them?
Answer door naked except in rubber boots and rubber gloves, holding a flashlight and ask them to come inside and help you find Jesus.
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Jadian]
#7274297 - 08/08/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jadian said:
Quote:
Oregon said: how exactly do 'most people' deal with them?
Answer door naked except in rubber boots and rubber gloves, holding a flashlight and ask them to come inside and help you find Jesus.
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NerdLinger
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274432 - 08/08/07 01:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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A few weeks ago a couple of mormons came to my door. I was nice to them and I invited them in for some tea. I'm real lonely these days.
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: NerdLinger]
#7274437 - 08/08/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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JW: do you know jesus?
ME: yeah, i think hes sells used tires over next to the Mexican grocery store.
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: NerdLinger]
#7274441 - 08/08/07 01:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Heh, well there's really nothing wrong with that.
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MiddleFinger
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: FoodOfTheGods]
#7274444 - 08/08/07 01:22 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
FoodOfTheGods said: JW: do you know jesus?
ME: yeah, i think hes sells used tires over next to the Mexican grocery store.
Nobody fucks with tha Jesus.
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Re: So some Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#7274458 - 08/08/07 01:27 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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My Biology teacher told me that one time when he was a kid, some Jehovahs went up to his second story walk up Apt with a big old fashioned wind up victrola, and started playing this religious music and preaching to his father and after about 5 minutes his father threw the victrola and the jehovahs down the stairs!!!!! 
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