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I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right...
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...because then they'll all go to heaven and I won't have to put up with their bullshit in hell. Unless hell is an eternal abstinence ring ceremony. that would suck balls.


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Re: I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right... [Re: psychomime]
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If you're going to Hell than you will probably be surrounded by Christian fundamentalists (because that would be your Hell, to be surrounded by them). :yawn:


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For I've never known completeness
Like being here
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Re: I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right... [Re: fireworks_god]
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holy crap! better repent then. to whom do I make out my check?


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Re: I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right... [Re: fireworks_god]
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my friends and i used to brain storm tshirt ideas and one was like "Im praying for the rapture" and it was supposed to have a bunch of ppl laying dead on the ground and people alive and jumping for joy


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Re: I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right... [Re: psychomime]
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Benny Hinn or Kenneth Copeland.

If you make it out to Kenneth Copeland you're guaranteed a flight on his private jet (which is intended solely to "spread the Word of God").

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Re: I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right... [Re: vigilant_mind]
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Sweet! is it an express flight though? I wouldn't want to stop to pick up poor people or Africans or a combination of the two.


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Re: I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right... [Re: psychomime]
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psychomime said:
Sweet! is it an express flight though? I wouldn't want to stop to pick up poor people or Africans or a combination of the two.


Nah, you'll fly straight into Kenneth Copeland's fortified real estate. And there's no need to worry about anyone coming after you or Kenneth since the parameters of his property are constantly patrolled by men in trucks with submachine guns. Oh yeah! Kenneth will also lead you to the only Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, for a small, nominal fee of 300$! After that, you'll only be billed 25$ a month to have your sins washed away and your salvation card renewed. Good deal, no?

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Re: I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right... [Re: vigilant_mind]
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Pfft, Scientology would be way cheaper with audit counciling.


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It provides for all people
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Re: I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right... [Re: Cracka_X]
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booya! i didn't even consider scientology! it's so hard these days trying to work out which religion is best value for money. If you pick the wrong one its just throwing money down the the sewer ain't it?


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Re: I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right... [Re: psychomime]
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We should start our own religion, lol.

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Re: I hope the Christian fundamentalists are right... [Re: vigilant_mind]
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vigilant_mind said:
We should start our own religion, lol.


OMG, THE ULTIMATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEME!!!


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