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DrunkenAttempt
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Joke time

#6284636 - 11/15/06 12:01 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Q: Why did "God" create yeast infection?

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snoot
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Re: Joke time

[Re: DrunkenAttempt]
#6284640 - 11/15/06 12:02 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

A; so he could have something to put on his oatmeal?

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Rebirtha
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Re: Joke time

[Re: DrunkenAttempt]
#6284651 - 11/15/06 12:07 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

yeast has got to live too; in your vag.

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JonnyDeformed
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Re: Joke time

[Re: Rebirtha]
#6284683 - 11/15/06 12:18 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

because he's an awful cunt.

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Bowers
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Re: Joke time

[Re: JonnyDeformed]
#6284721 - 11/15/06 12:39 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

men can get yeast infections too :wink:

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hoopershroomer
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Re: Joke time

[Re: Bowers]
#6284726 - 11/15/06 12:41 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

A) say silk three times fast........wat do cows drink???

and

B) say shop three times fast.....wat do you do at a red light???

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A well developed sense of humor is far superior to any religion"

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:peace:

Edited by hoopershroomer (11/15/06 12:42 AM)

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hoopershroomer
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Re: Joke time

[Re: hoopershroomer]
#6284734 - 11/15/06 12:44 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

75% chance your answer for A) was milk(when its really water!!) and your answer for B) was stop(when its really go!) hahahaha

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angryshroom
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Re: Joke time

[Re: hoopershroomer]
#6284804 - 11/15/06 01:26 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

hoopershroomer said:

B) say shop three times fast.....wat do you do at a red light???

Last time I checked, I stopped at red lights, but, I think I knew you meant green light change it. I said milk on the first one. :smile:

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HippieChick
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Re: Joke time

[Re: angryshroom]
#6284841 - 11/15/06 02:07 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

I use this one as a bartender all the time ...

Ask someone what Mac, pause , Intosh spell ? Then ask
What does Mac , pause , Donalds spell ? Then ask
What does Mac , pause , Hine spell ?

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart:

Hippie Chick :mushroom2:

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JonnyDeformed
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Re: Joke time

[Re: HippieChick]
#6298558 - 11/19/06 01:10 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

HippieChick said:

I use this one as a bartender all the time ...

Ask someone what Mac, pause , Intosh spell ? Then ask
What does Mac , pause , Donalds spell ? Then ask
What does Mac , pause , Hine spell ?

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
Hippie Chick

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