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 Mlushroolm
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 Mushroom Joke 
#3408686 - 11/25/04 04:25 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok here is a joke I've known for a long time. It was always a big hit with everyone i told it to. But that was IRL. So here goes the first time I've told it online.
Three guys go to a convent (AKA NUNery) because hot nuns reside there. They wait outside in the courtyard thinking of what to do when the first guy runs over to the Mushroom patch. "I have a great idea!" he says as he lies down, unzips his pants and takes out his dick. He waits as a very very hot nun walks over to the patch with her basket. The nun leans over and picks a mushroom and sings, "One Mushroom tra lala" then bends over again to pick another "Two mushroom tra lala." She goes down for one more but grabs the guys dick instead. "Three mush...three mush...EWWW!!" as the guy blows his load.
Then the second guy realizes he needs to get some nun action as well. So he run out to the patch and drops trow like the first guy. An even HOTTER nun comes out to the patch this time. She bends down "One Mushroom Tra lala" and again "Two Mushroom Tra lala" and once again "Three mush...three mush...EWWW!." As the second guy blows his load too. The third guy is so excited at this point "The nuns just keep getting hotter and hotter!!" he thinks to himself. He, then also, runs out to the patch and lies down. But this time a big, hairy, muscular MANLY nun comes traipsing out of the convent. The guy is a little hesitant at this point but he would get caught if he took off. She bends down "One Mushroom Tra lala" (In a deep manly nun voice)and again "Two Mushroom Tra lala" and again... "Three mush...three mush...THREE MUSHROOM TRA LALA" 
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"It was a big day on Jesus Ranch...Jesus Ranch. I was harvistin' a big tomatoe, It was in the sand, allright. Im takin' a walk in the woods and it's nice outside! Smells of shit...liga gwin giga giggle gwellgo. I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I FA LALALA LY LY LY..."
"Jesus Ranch"
Tenacious D
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lilbil
republican hippy(only one)
Registered: 10/09/04
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Loc: Montana, usa
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that is the suckest joke ever in all of human's history, god have mercy on your soul, cus you suck!
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 MovingTarget
Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 4,825
Loc: temporary
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Re: Mushroom Joke [Re: lilbil]
#3408939 - 11/25/04 05:33 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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that joke is fuckin terrible
Heres an infinetly better one that I heard, I think I seen it in someones signature somewhere on tha shroomery....
"Shrooms.... Its all fun and games till someone looses an " I " 
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Annom
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Re: Mushroom Joke [Re: lilbil]
#3408969 - 11/25/04 05:42 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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This was your rate for him because of his joke:
Quote:
your stupid and you suck at life, what the fuck are you thinking when you wrote that shity ass joke, omg....that joke suck my cock. that was soooo lame, i wanted to kill my slef.....errr...i really wanted to kill you b/c that joke sucked soo bad, it wasnt funny, you just ruiend my day. ass hole.....i hate you mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad: mad:
Mushrooms can learn many good things about life...
You have the right to tell whatever you want but I don't think you understand what the Shroomery is. It's not just a message board to bash people and have some fun out of it.....
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Shroom_Herder
Get In...
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Quote:
MovingTarget said:
that joke is fuckin terrible
"Shrooms.... Its all fun and games till someone looses an " I "
I don't get it...
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MovingTarget
Registered: 10/04/04
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Took me a while to get it too....
really think about the last three words 
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Annom
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or take 5g.....
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MovingTarget
Registered: 10/04/04
Posts: 4,825
Loc: temporary
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Re: Mushroom Joke [Re: Annom]
#3409017 - 11/25/04 05:53 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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then become the joke 
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Hendostan
Registered: 07/18/04
Posts: 4,444
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Quote:
Shroom_MoorhS said:
Quote:
MovingTarget said:
that joke is fuckin terrible
"Shrooms.... Its all fun and games till someone looses an " I "
I don't get it...
eat a large 5-10 gram dose alone and you will understand
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DNKYD
Turtle!
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 12,326
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Re: Mushroom Joke [Re: Hendostan]
#3409576 - 11/25/04 08:02 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at the mushroom, points to a sign, and says "we don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom just looks at the bartender and says "Oh common, bartender, I'm a fun guy!"
harhar
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Yarry
Old Timer
Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 23,762
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Quote:
Mlushroolm said:
drops trow
haha i love it
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MobiusStripper
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Registered: 09/09/04
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That was the most idiotic joke I have to agree.
I am hoping you were just trying to fuck with us by even posting it and calling it a "decent joke", because that has got to be one of the shittiest jokes I have ever heard.
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MobiusStripper
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Quote:
MovingTarget said:
that joke is fuckin terrible
Heres an infinetly better one that I heard, I think I seen it in someones signature somewhere on tha shroomery....
"Shrooms.... Its all fun and games till someone looses an " I "
hahaha
egoloss...
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lilbil
republican hippy(only one)
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 114
Loc: Montana, usa
Last seen: 19 years, 3 months
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im glad peps argee with me, that is the worst joke ever.......
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Mlushroolm
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Registered: 11/25/04
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Re: Mushroom Joke [Re: lilbil]
#3418486 - 11/28/04 03:36 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok ok guys....i agree it was a shitty ass joke! Ill never try to post another joke on the Shroomery. Promise
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"It was a big day on Jesus Ranch...Jesus Ranch. I was harvistin' a big tomatoe, It was in the sand, allright. Im takin' a walk in the woods and it's nice outside! Smells of shit...liga gwin giga giggle gwellgo. I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I FA LALALA LY LY LY..."
"Jesus Ranch"
Tenacious D
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Mlushroolm
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Registered: 11/25/04
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And a shout out to HarryShoomer for finding something funny out of my "joke"
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"It was a big day on Jesus Ranch...Jesus Ranch. I was harvistin' a big tomatoe, It was in the sand, allright. Im takin' a walk in the woods and it's nice outside! Smells of shit...liga gwin giga giggle gwellgo. I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I FA LALALA LY LY LY..."
"Jesus Ranch"
Tenacious D
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Hendostan
Registered: 07/18/04
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Since you're from Oregon, I'll forgive you. Cool place
Just don't tell any more shitty jokes.
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Mlushroolm
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Re: Mushroom Joke [Re: Hendostan]
#3418572 - 11/28/04 04:46 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thanks Hendostan hehe. Montana is a GREAT place also! I went through there this summer on a road trip. Best week of my life! And oh boy do i remember the drive! YOU CAN DRIVE SOOOO FUCKING FAST IN MONTANA! its the SHIT!
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"It was a big day on Jesus Ranch...Jesus Ranch. I was harvistin' a big tomatoe, It was in the sand, allright. Im takin' a walk in the woods and it's nice outside! Smells of shit...liga gwin giga giggle gwellgo. I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I FA LALALA LY LY LY..."
"Jesus Ranch"
Tenacious D
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evolprim
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hahah this is an old thread but that is the worst joke i have ever heard
i actually am laughing at how bad it is
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Joyful_Nihilist
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I want twenty seconds of my life back
Damn you
Damn you and your horrible humor (what's worse than finding ten dead babies in a trash can?)
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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?
Registered: 06/01/02
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Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
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A portobello mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here." 
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insectvhore
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Quote:
Joyful_Nihilist said:
(what's worse than finding ten dead babies in a trash can?)
finding only 9?
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Ginseng1
Elegant Universe
Registered: 09/02/04
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I thought that joke was fuckin funny I actually laughed out loud motherfuckers hahahahah!!!
"3 mush... 3 mush... 3 mushrooms tra la la!"
BAHAHH!!!! HILARIOUS!!!
Oh yea...
"Mushrooms is all fun and games until someone looses an "I""
This is not a joke. It is a FACT!
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Edited by Ginseng1 (06/03/06 02:11 PM)
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Kerbouchard
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Re: Mushroom Joke [Re: Ginseng1]
#5707587 - 06/03/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"ring ring,"
hot chick: is there a banana in my phone?
operator: no mam, it's a mushroom
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Le_Canard
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Re: Mushroom Joke [Re: DNKYD]
#5707590 - 06/03/06 02:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
DNKYD said:
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at the mushroom, points to a sign, and says "we don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom just looks at the bartender and says "Oh common, bartender, I'm a fun guy!"
harhar
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Amatoxin
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Loc: Not So Great Britain
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Re: Mushroom Joke [Re: Le_Canard]
#5707624 - 06/03/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Two mushrooms in a cave. One mushroom says to the other mushroom "it sure is dark in here isn't it? The other mushroom replies "I don't know, I can't see."
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