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Zeus
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I've got...
#526332 - 01/20/02 04:10 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ive got one word for christians. . . . "Dinosaurs" Hey... I don't even believe in jeebus! -Homer
-------------------- " I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am. " "Experience is the meaning to life" -me
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World Spirit
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Re: I've got... [Re: Zeus]
#526335 - 01/20/02 04:13 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: I've got... [Re: Zeus]
#526338 - 01/20/02 04:16 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've got one (or a few) word(s) for everyone... none of us know anything!
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World Spirit
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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
#526342 - 01/20/02 04:19 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous
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i use words loosely, you'll have to forgive me... but a faith or a belief is not really knowledge, not matter how much you believe it to be true.
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jonnyshaggs420
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Well if your all a figment of my mind, then maybe you don't really know anything, and it is me who knows everything.....lol Whatever works for you works for you.....Be it christian...hindu...homo.....schizo....alien abductee...whatever if it gets you to a higher level of thinking and into a spiritual sence of being, then its great. Just perhaps not anothers cup of tea.
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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
#526348 - 01/20/02 04:24 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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hang on... i lost myself. i'm tired, forgive me.
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there we go...
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Pynchon
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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
#526365 - 01/20/02 04:44 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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hmmmmm.....
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Re: I've got... [Re: Pynchon]
#526368 - 01/20/02 04:46 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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indeed...
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Pynchon
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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
#526375 - 01/20/02 04:58 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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indubitably...
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Re: I've got... [Re: Pynchon]
#526376 - 01/20/02 05:01 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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delicious...
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Pynchon
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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
#526378 - 01/20/02 05:08 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy....
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Re: I've got... [Re: Pynchon]
#526379 - 01/20/02 05:13 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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i'm not touching that one...
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Pynchon
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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
#526381 - 01/20/02 05:19 AM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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"....and you couldn't even smell it..."
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KeepAskingTime
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Re: I've got... [Re: Zeus]
#526545 - 01/20/02 12:31 PM (22 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bill Hicks on Christianity: Fundamentalist Christianity - fascinating. These people actually believe that the bi.., er, the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God. What the..? Based on what? I asked them. "Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages - 12 thousand years." Well how fucking scientific, okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble. That's good. You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord." Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in. He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes God burying fossils] "I am God, I am a prankster." "I am killing Me." You know, You die and go to St. Peter... "Did you believe in dinosaurs?" "Well, yeah. There was fossils everywhere" Thuh [trapdoor opens] "Aaaaaaarhhh!" "You fuckin idiot." "Flying lizards, you're a moron. God was fuckin' with you!" "It seemed so plausible, ahhhh!" "Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!" You ever noticed how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Ya ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it. They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..." I have never been that confident.
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KeepAskingTime
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Dude c'mon, Bill Hicks was specifically talking about Fundamentalist Christians, not Christians in general. I just thought it was funny... Hell, I grew up a Catholic and they didn't even believe that shit. Thanks for your, um, help though.
-------------------- I'm praying for infinite lapdances in heaven and an infinite supply of cocaine to snort out of Angelina Jolie's ass crack.
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KeepAskingTime
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Ugh. Those were not my words. My name is Adam, not Bill Hicks. Do I have to put a cautionary forewarning on my posts- "Those words that are not directly my own- may not reflect my opinion"? I'm sorry if I have offended you my friend , please do not take offense. It sucks when 'senses of humor' clash.
-------------------- I'm praying for infinite lapdances in heaven and an infinite supply of cocaine to snort out of Angelina Jolie's ass crack.
Edited by KeepAskingTime (01/20/02 03:44 PM)
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