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InvisibleZeus
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I've got...
    #526332 - 01/20/02 04:10 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Ive got one word for christians.
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"Dinosaurs"



Hey... I don't even believe in jeebus! -Homer


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Re: I've got... [Re: Zeus]
    #526335 - 01/20/02 04:13 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I've got... [Re: Zeus]
    #526338 - 01/20/02 04:16 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

I've got one (or a few) word(s) for everyone...

none of us know anything!

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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
    #526342 - 01/20/02 04:19 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I've got... [Re: World Spirit]
    #526345 - 01/20/02 04:23 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

i use words loosely, you'll have to forgive me...
but a faith or a belief is not really knowledge, not matter how much you believe it to be true.

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Re: I've got... [Re: World Spirit]
    #526346 - 01/20/02 04:23 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Well if your all a figment of my mind, then maybe you don't really know anything, and it is me who knows everything.....lol

Whatever works for you works for you.....Be it christian...hindu...homo.....schizo....alien abductee...whatever if it gets you to a higher level of thinking and into a spiritual sence of being, then its great. Just perhaps not anothers cup of tea.


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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
    #526348 - 01/20/02 04:24 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

hang on... i lost myself. i'm tired, forgive me.

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Re: I've got... [Re: jonnyshaggs420]
    #526350 - 01/20/02 04:25 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

there we go...

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InvisiblePynchon
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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
    #526365 - 01/20/02 04:44 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

hmmmmm.....

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Re: I've got... [Re: Pynchon]
    #526368 - 01/20/02 04:46 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

indeed...

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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
    #526375 - 01/20/02 04:58 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

indubitably...

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Re: I've got... [Re: Pynchon]
    #526376 - 01/20/02 05:01 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

delicious...

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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
    #526378 - 01/20/02 05:08 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy....

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Re: I've got... [Re: Pynchon]
    #526379 - 01/20/02 05:13 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

i'm not touching that one...

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Re: I've got... [Re: Anonymous]
    #526381 - 01/20/02 05:19 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

"....and you couldn't even smell it..."

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Re: I've got... [Re: Zeus]
    #526545 - 01/20/02 12:31 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Bill Hicks on Christianity:

Fundamentalist Christianity - fascinating. These people actually believe that the bi.., er, the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God. What the..? Based on what? I asked them.


"Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages - 12 thousand years." Well how fucking scientific, okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble. That's good. You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.


"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."


Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in. He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes God burying fossils] "I am God, I am a prankster." "I am killing Me." You know, You die and go to St. Peter... "Did you believe in dinosaurs?" "Well, yeah. There was fossils everywhere" Thuh [trapdoor opens] "Aaaaaaarhhh!" "You fuckin idiot." "Flying lizards, you're a moron. God was fuckin' with you!" "It seemed so plausible, ahhhh!" "Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!"


You ever noticed how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Ya ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.


They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..." I have never been that confident.


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Re: I've got... [Re: KeepAskingTime]
    #526582 - 01/20/02 01:19 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I've got... [Re: World Spirit]
    #526664 - 01/20/02 03:05 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Dude c'mon, Bill Hicks was specifically talking about Fundamentalist Christians, not Christians in general. I just thought it was funny... Hell, I grew up a Catholic and they didn't even believe that shit.
Thanks for your, um, help though.


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Re: I've got... [Re: KeepAskingTime]
    #526671 - 01/20/02 03:12 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I've got... [Re: World Spirit]
    #526689 - 01/20/02 03:41 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Ugh. Those were not my words. My name is Adam, not Bill Hicks.
Do I have to put a cautionary forewarning on my posts- "Those words that are not directly my own- may not reflect my opinion"?
I'm sorry if I have offended you my friend , please do not take offense.
It sucks when 'senses of humor' clash.


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Re: I've got... [Re: World Spirit]
    #526818 - 01/20/02 06:30 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Whatever, I think Bill Hicks is hilarious. Sure, he may not be one of this centuries great thinkers but he has a lot of very evolved ideas. I'd rather listen to him than some religious figure any day.

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Re: I've got... [Re: World Spirit]
    #526869 - 01/20/02 08:15 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

The Bible goes over all of creation, even from day one ? but this does not give us EVERY SINGLE BLOODY answer.
Nor even a vaguely coherent set of answers.

I believe the Bible does two primary things: It causes you to either love or hate it
I neither love nor hate it, so your premise is false. I find it to be an interesting view of Hebrew history.

It certainly does not bring people together in a loving fashion. The Christians revile the Jews, The Protestants despise the Catholics, the Catholics are disgusted with Mormonism, The Jehovah's Witnesses don't even want to be considered with the other denominations, and the Fundamentalists look down on everybody.

Christians as a body, do not follow the basic tenets of their own religion and are some of the most judgemental, least-loving people (unless you are a member of the group) that I have ever met.


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Re: I've got... [Re: Swami]
    #527045 - 01/21/02 02:09 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I've got... [Re: World Spirit]
    #527737 - 01/21/02 10:08 PM (22 years, 1 month ago)

sorry enter but organized religion is simply a means of control


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Re: I've got... [Re: Zeus]
    #527874 - 01/22/02 01:22 AM (22 years, 1 month ago)

Bill hicks is the man. I dont remember it word for word, but the part where hes says "thats one of God's easiest jokes" or something...HAHAHAHAHAHA i never laughed so hard in my life.


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