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MushLuvR77
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29650986 - 08/19/26 12:54 PM (1 day, 8 hours ago)

This thread is amazing and congrats @bluescreen

"UB is very frowned upon here for good reason."

I tried brown rice for experimental reasons, not a fan, so I never gave UB a shot, no need when you have a PC.

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KlarnEvil9
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

[Re: MushLuvR77]

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#29651072 - 08/19/26 02:41 PM (1 day, 7 hours ago)

Congrats BSOD!!! I'm old so I'm going to refer to you as that all the time.

Further proof that I have no business being part of this growing group of people who actually cult. Glad you're here.

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bluescreen
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

[Re: KlarnEvil9]
#29651076 - 08/19/26 02:50 PM (1 day, 7 hours ago)

KlarnEvil9 said:

Congrats BSOD!!! I'm old so I'm going to refer to you as that all the time.

Further proof that I have no business being part of this growing group of people who actually cult. Glad you're here.

I fucking love it and you are absolutely
One of us
One of us
:bow2:

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MushLuvR77
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651079 - 08/19/26 02:58 PM (1 day, 6 hours ago)

Must mean Blue Screen of Death, been a while, I used to be Microsoft and Cisco certified many moons ago.

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bloodssonnew
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651082 - 08/19/26 03:05 PM (1 day, 6 hours ago)

Bruh. If I see blue or hear a beeeeeeeeeeeep I know I'm cooked .... Blue screen strikes again! :rockon:

All jokes aside great to have you ✨

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bluescreen
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651126 - 08/19/26 04:24 PM (1 day, 5 hours ago)

MushLuvR77 said:

Must mean Blue Screen of Death, been a while, I used to be Microsoft and Cisco certified many moons ago.

Dude I have no idea I just wanted to join in and I love Flaming Carrot and there's no connection which is what FC would have admired.

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Splittinghairs
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651179 - 08/19/26 05:40 PM (1 day, 4 hours ago)

bluescreen said:

I really believe in the benefits of these guys, and probably take them way too often since I started having massive quantities, but it's nice to be able to slip gummies to friends. And I learned it all from this place!

Gratz on the NOTM!!

And don’t worry about that part. I agree with you on the mental health aspect and every two weeks I do a 5g reset and my life has been light years better. So fuck it.

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Pastywhyte
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651243 - 08/19/26 07:37 PM (1 day, 2 hours ago)

Nice choice, congrats bluescreen :rockon:

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Mackload
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651487 - 08/20/26 05:42 AM (16 hours, 11 minutes ago)

I scream you scream we all scream for bluescreen!
:wooyeah:

welcome. let's get it!

:prettyflyforawhiteguy:

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KlarnEvil9
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651509 - 08/20/26 07:10 AM (14 hours, 42 minutes ago)

Mackload said:

I scream you scream we all scream for bluescreen!

I heard that Acid Bath vocal in my head when I read this.

Ok that song says "we all scream for morphine", but you know what I mean.

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Kloakk
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651512 - 08/20/26 07:13 AM (14 hours, 39 minutes ago)

KlarnEvil9 said:

Mackload said:

I scream you scream we all scream for bluescreen!

I heard that Acid Bath vocal in my head when I read this.

Ok that song says "we all scream for morphine", but you know what I mean.

I read it like "I screen you screen we all screen for bluescreen!

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fiddle_head
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651525 - 08/20/26 07:26 AM (14 hours, 27 minutes ago)

KlarnEvil9 said:

Congrats BSOD!!! I'm old so I'm going to refer to you as that all the time.

Further proof that I have no business being part of this growing group of people who actually cult. Glad you're here.

nonsense. You are a welcome and wanted part of this group. Our personal interaction may be limited, but all these posts are public record. Don't try to act modest or unaffiliated :lol:

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BeefExtreme
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651551 - 08/20/26 08:10 AM (13 hours, 42 minutes ago)

I wanted to take a moment this morning for Blue Screen. I read last night in the confessional that he lost a bud. As I said I have never had that sit well with me. I'm haunted by nearly ever loss I've ever had and I think thats just the way it is in life.

Anyway bud, I would have liked to do your post myself, but I've been insanely busy with work so Fiddy stepped up to the plate. You've been great to have around and it really seems like you know the ropes at this point. You've been uncommonly kind and open with us and I wanted you to know how much we appreciate it.

Thanks for everything pard. As always, please reach out. Anything within my power to help is yours if you ask.

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bluescreen
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Re: The Official Noob of the Moment Thread

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#29651610 - 08/20/26 10:25 AM (11 hours, 28 minutes ago)

Thanks Beef- I really am honored and thanks for your sentiments as well.

:inlove3:

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