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OfflineTheShroomHermit
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Truth in Banana Phone.
    #2742014 - 05/28/04 05:29 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Ring, ring, ring, ring,
ring, ring, ring. Banana phone!

I have ordered for pizza, talked to my best freind and even called up the white house with my wonderful banana phone. This is what I know to be true, and there is no way you could convince me otherwise. You could peel my phone apart to show me the lack of electronic parts... but I will just say that I don't need to know how something works to know that it does. I KNOW it's the truth, banana phone is real; the calls I make are real. You may be able to prove that no calls were made to the white house using a banana phone, but do you think you can prove that there wasn't an elaborate conspiracy hatched to suppress this marvel in biotechnology, and to discredit me by making it appear as if I'm insane?

No no, banana phone is real because it's real to me... what other reality could I have?


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Re: Truth in Banana Phone. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #2742028 - 05/28/04 05:35 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

You speak of that which you cannot understand. Bananaphone will be destoryed by the Illyans in the year 2010, along with your puny understanding of reality (which will also be destoryed)


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Re: Truth in Banana Phone. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #2742056 - 05/28/04 05:46 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I have experinced true ego loss from the Bananaphone.




Of course, that's cause to actually play Bananaphone requires no ego. Any idiot can press play on Winamp, but how many can tolerate the oppression and crude remarks one hears after playing such a song. I can not begin to comprehend it's power.


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Re: Truth in Banana Phone. [Re: Twirling]
    #2742078 - 05/28/04 05:51 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring! Banana phone!

Whatever man, that shit is way too catchy.. dare I scream... *crowd hushes* CONSPIRACY?!


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Re: Truth in Banana Phone. [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #2742122 - 05/28/04 06:02 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Seriously, I am going to have that deeply rooted in my sub-conscouis. Everytime I go to the grocery store, I'm going to try to answer bananas.


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Re: Truth in Banana Phone. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #2742138 - 05/28/04 06:06 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Ah, but superior even to the banana phone is the wonderful coconut phone!


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Re: Truth in Banana Phone. [Re: Jellric]
    #2742162 - 05/28/04 06:15 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

The coconut phone is hidden at the peak of an inverse period beneath the sphinx.

It will be unveiled in 2012 when the chosen will transcend the physical plane for cohesive egoless existance.

Hail coconut phone, the bananna phone is but a weak power in comparison.


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Re: Truth in Banana Phone. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #2742166 - 05/28/04 06:15 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I think that the song "Banana Phone" is a statement about how disconnected with nature humans are. The banana represents nature. It's calling.

Will you answer?




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Re: Truth in Banana Phone. [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #2742527 - 05/28/04 08:57 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I just broke up with my girlfriend. *sniff*

I accidentally sliced up her $300 BananaPhone and put it on my Corn Flakes.


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