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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: MorphinTime]
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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher]
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Back in the day I made this little soundfile to rile up an already riled up high-patchouli new age group just a little bit further :grin:

They were arranging virtual events to use "Magick" to attack Trump in office.
I found that profoundly irresponsible and immoral abuse of Magic, so when the results just weren't there, I couldnt help make this lil sound file to rub it in just a lil :smirk:


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Omnicyclion.org
personal empowerment for the world

:nyan: LGBT - Love God Before Tradition :nyan:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
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Don't feel down, no matter how dark there's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
The light:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 1
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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] * 3
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                                                      psilohuasca is da wae
                                                                gnome sayin'?

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Primal Glitch]
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For example, you may have heard assertions such as “You should drink water before you get thirsty, because once you feel thirsty, you’re already dehydrated.” But think about it. How could a situation like that have possibly developed? Imagine a creature that didn’t become thirsty until the lack of water was detrimental to its functioning. It seems that an inability to accurately detect something as basic as water needs would be selected against. To suggest that waiting until you are thirsty before drinking is bad for your health should at a minimum be accompanied by an explanation of how such a trait could have survived. Likewise, any theory of obesity that suggests our hunger can’t be trusted to tell us when to stop eating seems at least suspect.




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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

Edited by gopher (05/30/21 08:23 AM)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] * 4
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Patlal] * 5
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
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I actually had that happen, took LSD with a friend and completely lost my ability to understand what he was saying.


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Omnicyclion.org
personal empowerment for the world

:nyan: LGBT - Love God Before Tradition :nyan:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
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It gets extra fun when you start hearing them say things they aren't saying :lol:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
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Had that happen on mescaline one time.  I remember thinking we’re not supposed to know the things flying through my head yet.  Our hardware just can’t compute it.  Really weird.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Amanita86]
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"Complete long-term memory suppression - At the highest level, this effect is the complete and persistent failure of both a person's long and short-term memory. It can be described as the experience of becoming completely incapable of remembering even the most basic fundamental concepts stored within the person's long-term memory. This includes everything..."
https://m.psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Memory_suppression

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 4
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I just got the joke from shrek about lord farquad. I swear the word fuckwad never entered my mind and everytime I saw it I wondered why everyone would laugh at that name.:foreheadslap:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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Thanks trex! Me2

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
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What
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: psi] * 3
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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] * 2
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that one is a bit exhausting


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🐴:poop:
hpoo or die

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Oscuro_lobo] * 5
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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