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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] * 4
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: agent9] * 2
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Patlal] * 3
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
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So he's like the macafee dude then?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
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If you're happy but you don't know it, should you still clap your hands?

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Quote:
The four factors of the apocalypse:
  global heating, global hating,
  global eating, global mating.




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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

Edited by gopher (05/29/21 10:51 AM)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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If a happy person claps in the woods but there is no one around, do their claps make a sound?

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: PatrickKn]
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yes


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: PatrickKn]
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People always forget about squirrels and shit when they say that.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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if someone claps then the clapper hears it, unless he is deaf, I didnt think of that, but im sure he know it made a sound from the vibrations and tactile sensations


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher]
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If a happy deaf person clapped their hands in a forrest devoid of any other life forms and a tree fell down... wood it make a sound?

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: The Thing]
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If a double amputee exists - can they not be happy?


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¿Check out some art m8?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: twighead]
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool..

Bob

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: The Thing] * 1
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Bob, matt, peg just getting them out of the way now, lol!


What do you call a brunette between 2 blonds?

An interpreter


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 6
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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I don't get Matt or Peg


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: MorphinTime]
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A guy with no arms an no legs in front of your door?

A woman with no arms and no legs in a hole?

etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 2
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Ah, got those now!


How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: MorphinTime] * 3
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Purple


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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How many marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seed of its own revolution.


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