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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27295110 - 05/05/21 06:35 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

thats a joke, but lots of high people claim animals know when you are high


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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher]
    #27295113 - 05/05/21 06:36 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Whenever we had a MDMA session at my place my cat was like on catnip, rolling purring from lap to lap for hours on end.

He totally caught wind of the love vibe in the room :loveheart:


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Asante]
    #27295142 - 05/05/21 07:12 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

One time I was tripping balls and it was a full moon. I had taken LSD n shroms. I went to pet my cat but he was being really weird, apprehensive of me. I wasn't being weird, but this caught my attention because I simply like my pets. So I walked up to him and gave him a pet. It was like he just didn't want to be touched. He wasn't being mean or ran away but he hissed at me and grumbled. Very out of character. I then realized, by reaching my hand to him, that my hand/body had a massive charge to it. I even tried discharging any static(it wasn't static) and petting him again. But his hair would stand on end when my hand got near and he'd move around like it was legitimately uncomfortable for me to even try to pet him. Like it tickled or something like that. Not painful, but just weird. There's more being high than being high. I wasn't full of static. It was like my entire being down to my soul was electrified in some magickal way. There's something deep that goes on when the stars align, the moon shines, and your brain fries. Moon beamz

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #27295736 - 05/05/21 04:00 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Samantabhadra] * 1
    #27295897 - 05/05/21 05:44 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)








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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27296033 - 05/05/21 06:53 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)



Quote:

Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in GNU/Linux?

Their ancestors are vi-kings





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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Edited by gopher (05/05/21 06:53 PM)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Samantabhadra]
    #27297752 - 05/06/21 09:22 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

That sweater about "Where's Waldo" got me good LOL.  I'd love to own that


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 5
    #27298051 - 05/07/21 04:06 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)



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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] * 2
    #27298052 - 05/07/21 04:11 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)



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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher]
    #27298232 - 05/07/21 08:05 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

LOL, they could have put the line at the bottom of the 1 (like that).


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #27298351 - 05/07/21 09:00 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)






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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 3
    #27298373 - 05/07/21 09:09 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I'm crying from laughing! Dorky I know, but funny!




I know this is sad, but this is so funny! Look at the people behind him too! Just noticed he looks like a foreign Michael from the office at the end when he's talking.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #27298443 - 05/07/21 09:59 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)



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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher] * 3
    #27298459 - 05/07/21 10:22 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)



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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher]
    #27298742 - 05/07/21 02:04 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

not funny to be honest

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Fiery]
    #27298768 - 05/07/21 02:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

The reddit link I posted is funny, but I dont think anyone clicked it


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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: gopher]
    #27299573 - 05/08/21 02:10 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: morrowasted] * 3
    #27299718 - 05/08/21 06:06 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)





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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 5
    #27299828 - 05/08/21 08:06 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 7 [Re: psi] * 4
    #27299911 - 05/08/21 09:12 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)



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