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OfflineJackal
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Funnies Thread
    #1260060 - 01/30/03 05:17 AM (20 years, 9 days ago)

I met a man in the pub last night, he had a steeriing wheel down his pants. I asked "Dammit that's got to be uncomfortable?" He replied "Yeah, it's driving me nuts!"

:grin:

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    #1260689 - 01/30/03 01:28 PM (20 years, 9 days ago)



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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: ]
    #1260734 - 01/30/03 01:47 PM (20 years, 9 days ago)

How can you tell am man has a high sperm count?


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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: moorhsum]
    #1260737 - 01/30/03 01:47 PM (20 years, 9 days ago)

His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows. :grin: 


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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: moorhsum]
    #1260745 - 01/30/03 01:49 PM (20 years, 9 days ago)

Your mother has so many rolls she has to SCREW ON her underwear :shocked:.

Your mother's so nasty she puts Ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh. :grin: 


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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: moorhsum]
    #25686689 - 12/18/18 12:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

why are dogs afraid to go to space?

because of the vacuum


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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: gopher]
    #25686711 - 12/18/18 12:50 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Why are you bumping a 15 year old thread?

There’s no punchline


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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: koods] * 1
    #25686766 - 12/18/18 02:18 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Why are you bumping a 15 year old thread?

There’s no punchline




to get around the no quoting in funnies thread rule


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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: koods]
    #25686767 - 12/18/18 02:19 PM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Dogs are afraid of vacuums.

Two funnies thread? :strokebeard:


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