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I met a man in the pub last night, he had a steeriing wheel down his pants. I asked "Dammit that's got to be uncomfortable?" He replied "Yeah, it's driving me nuts!"

:grin:

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How can you tell am man has a high sperm count?


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We are the counter-culturaly elite...

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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: moorhsum]
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His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows. :grin: 


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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: moorhsum]
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Your mother has so many rolls she has to SCREW ON her underwear :shocked:.

Your mother's so nasty she puts Ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh. :grin: 


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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: moorhsum]
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why are dogs afraid to go to space?

because of the vacuum


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: gopher]
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Why are you bumping a 15 year old thread?

There’s no punchline


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: koods] * 1
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koods said:
Why are you bumping a 15 year old thread?

There’s no punchline


to get around the no quoting in funnies thread rule


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Funnies Thread [Re: koods]
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Dogs are afraid of vacuums.

Two funnies thread? :strokebeard:

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