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Anonymous #1

Jesus help me!
    #1947737 - 09/24/03 11:50 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

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InvisibleLazerouth
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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: ]
    #1947785 - 09/24/03 12:01 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

c'mon mate don't post stupid shit on this forum please.

Edited by boO (09/24/03 12:42 PM)

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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: Lazerouth]
    #1947884 - 09/24/03 12:23 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: ]
    #1947905 - 09/24/03 12:28 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Talk to her about it, but I'm sure you already knew that was the answer :wink:


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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: trendal]
    #1947909 - 09/24/03 12:30 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: ]
    #1947916 - 09/24/03 12:32 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Sorry man, I'd really like to help you but I've never had this problem before! I'm sure you never thought you'd have it either though.

I wish I could help man.


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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: ]
    #1947927 - 09/24/03 12:37 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

wow what a horrible problem  :rolleyes:

I don't know man.. take some vitamins and do some exercise to keep up with her..

Unless you can lessen her libido somehow.. 


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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: ]
    #1947961 - 09/24/03 12:45 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Ok I remember hearing this on one of those call-in help shows once...I'll throw it out for your consideration.


You not wanting to have sex, makes her want to have sex EVEN MORE. So she wants some, and sees that you don't really want some, so she wants it even more, which makes you even MORE tired so you want less, which makes her...you get the picture  :wink:

Ok, so why not try (if you haven't already?) SMOTHERING her in sex. Start trying to ASK HER for some before she has a chance to ask you.

It'll probably be a rough start but who knows eh?


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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: trendal]
    #1947970 - 09/24/03 12:47 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU. That should work.

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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: Laxy]
    #1948158 - 09/24/03 01:52 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Buy her a machine, no man is capable.


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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: ]
    #1948191 - 09/24/03 02:06 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Send her over to me :wink: 


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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: ]
    #1948202 - 09/24/03 02:10 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

haha. my girlfriend's the same way. it's cool at first...

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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: ]
    #1948212 - 09/24/03 02:13 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

YOHIMBE !!!


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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: ]
    #1948218 - 09/24/03 02:15 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Sex is a two-way street. It's not entirely your responsibility to give her pleasure. You do your reasonable part. If she's not satisfied with that, then she needs to learn to masturbate and pleasure herself when you've had enough. Sex sucks when you feel like you have to perform for someone else. It's not fair and she needs to understand that.

-Diploid


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2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Jesus help me! [Re: Diploid]
    #1948495 - 09/24/03 03:48 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

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