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Swami meets Ocean's Eleven
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Met up with sclorch and his Florida posse on July 3rd here in Vegas at the Treasure Island. What a bunch of characters! Two actors, a musician and a med student... All (but me) were dressed in cheesy '70's polyester suits and cheap sunglasses, which, believe it or not, went over BIG with the tourist chicks at the nightclubs. One young man, code named Ilya, pretended that he was a Russian all night, which was totally hilarious. There was lots of drinking & dirty dancing with the ton of imported (from California) hot babes. We hit about four clubs and scored many phone numbers. All-in-all, twas a real party.

No shrooms were used in the making of this movie.


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Swami]
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Fuck me in the ass, Robbie!

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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Swami]
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excellent..

nice to see he didn't flake on YOU TOO.


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Insert an "I think" mentally in front of eveything I say that seems sketchy, because I certainly don't KNOW much. Also; feel free to yell at me.
In addition: SHPONGLE

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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Swami]
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for some reason i've always thought you were old, but your hitting up nightclubs and picking up #s, good shit swami. :grin: 


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if you can't find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it?

this is the purpose

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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Swami]
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Sounds like a good night's work Swami, are you actually gonna call any of those numbers or are they just numerical digits you use to show off?  :wink:

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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Swami]
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Did anyone get laid?





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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Learyfan]
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Did anyone get laid?


such simplistic typical male thought processes... *sigh*


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No one knows the worth of innocence till he knows it is gone forever, and that money can't buy it back. Not the saint, but the sinner that repenteth, is he to whom the full length and breadth, and height and depth, of life's meaning is revealed. Good and evil loose all objective meaning and are seen as equally necessary and contrasting elements in the masterpiece that is the universe.

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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: nubious]
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such simplistic typical close-mindedness.. we're talkin VEGAS for cryin out loud.... one doesn't go to vegas to discuss philosophy in a hotel room and sip green tea.


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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Strumpling]
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Didn?t you know?

Only unenlightened people like sex.





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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Learyfan]
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Sounded like quite the night out! Glad you people are enjoying your selfs.



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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Scarfmeister]
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Hmm... Las Vegas was much more exciting than LA... sorry I didn't call you, Strumpling... I just plain forgot AND this is only the second time I've accessed the internet the entire trip.

Unfortunately, I missed my chance to ride the mechanical bull... due to a run-in with Texas' finest. Ilya's ass may never be the same.

So now I'm in Nawlins... and I never figured I'd miss MY bed so much.

I'll catch up on the forum in a few days (so don't think you can slack).


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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Sclorch]
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Well Swami I would have to say that you are indeed a smooth mother for an intellectual. I have never seen anyone be so forward and sly. Dragging girls into my arms, hooking Ilya up with what turned out to be a fine stripper. Gdamn' man. I thought I was smooth. I was a bit more forward. Walked up to the girl in the Venetian and asked for a kiss.

Unfortunately I did not get to say goodbye my friend, I had to retire to the room immediately. A great pleasure meeting you and I hope the red head gives you a call.

Well Texas is a shitcan state. They made it so big just so they have lots of time to search your ass out in the middle of nowhere. I am never eating beef jerky again.

mr. Beauville. Musican.


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"...just because you feel sorry for someone is no reason to be nice to them."
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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Beauville]
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I must have been keying off of you guys' youthful energy as I have not had that much attention from 25 year-olds in over 10 years.

Some of the evenings highlights (for me):

Introducing the posse to a group of fillies as my sons - LOL!

Doing a sandwich dance with that fine young tramp between Ilya and me at the Venus. I forget who it was (Ilya?), but somehow he talked our way in by flirting with the cashier when there was a $10 cover charge - how smooth is that?

Dragging that busty, drunk Hollywood starlet (a solid 10!) away from her boyfriend and swing dancing her all over the floor with my hand firmly on her ass.

Getting a kiss in the Mirage from an attractive "sistah" (a dark-skinned beauty).

Setting up a lingerie photo session with a fitness model for next week.

That was the best weekend that I had here in Vegas. Guess the old guy still has a little spark left - he he. All thanks to my new Florida friends. Wait until I visit Tampa in October...


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The proof is in the pudding.

Edited by Swami (07/09/03 06:01 PM)

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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Swami]
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I wish the entire time spent in new orleans with those hooligans didn't smush itself into one hilarious brain blob in my head, I can't seem to piece all the details together the way you have to make an interesting post. all I'll say is that it's great to know there are people like that SOMEWHERE, they're certainly not around here.

I'll miss those fuckers.

*sniffle*


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The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door.
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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Albino_Jesus]
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I'll miss those fuckers.

Should we take that metaphorically or literally?


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Re: Swami meets Ocean's Eleven [Re: Swami]
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I only got knee-humped, so what do you think it is?


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