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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Why do white women have no ass?
becuase they sat on there, while the black people did all the work


That was the only remotely funny joke you had.  The rest just aren't funny at all.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
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hehe, I'll contribute for laughs :tongue:.

Whats sad about a Cadillac with 5 black people driving off a cliff?
it seats 6.

Whats faster than a black guy running from the cops with a TV?
his brother with the VCR.

Wheres the best place to hide a mexicans welfare cheque?
under his work shoes.

Why do jews have such big noses?
because air is free.

How do you blind a chinese person?
Put a windshield in front of them.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Chubba]
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Chubba said:
That failed Prisoner :mad2:

Surely there's better white jokes because they were lame and non-offensive.


Yeah Ive heard some pretty damn funny white jokes but those werent that good. I only liked the black light one.


It seems like most white jokes are white trash too and those do not offend a lot of white people cause even they think they are funny cause they aren't poor themselves. Minorities need to think of some better white jokes for sure. Even the playing field a little.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he has a girlfriend!


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DeathCompany]
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I did a little searching, and found a few white jokes that I liked. 

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
Th PGA tour
(Love that one)

and this one is more of a black joke I think, but it was listed as a white joke.
Jim Cracker is so white!!
How white is he?
Hes so white, that during the L.A. riots, he went out and bought a TV.

Redneck, but white jokes nonetheless...

What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pump-kin


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
It's hard to make fun of perfection.


ftw

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: HaRo On KoRn]
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HaRo On KoRn said:
jewunit said:
It's hard to make fun of perfection.


ftw


Indeed, best joke on this thread


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Benci]
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Benci said:
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
Th PGA tour
(Love that one)

What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pump-kin




Those too are pretty damn good.



How do you keep three gays guys entertained at a bar



Turn a bar stool upside down.

How do you know your at a gay bar





The hot dogs taste like shit.

Teehee.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DeathCompany]
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Lolz, the bar stool one is pretty good.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
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T.I.P.S come first. Its an acronym for TO INSURE PROPT SERVICE. So actually you can still say racist jokes because he did not tip you he just left 5cents. If he would have gave you money first then ordered then payed separately then he would have tipped you. but he ordered first then payed you so not a tip.

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CapHat]
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Q. What do you call a Mexican flying a plain?








A. A Pilot you racist bastard.

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CapHat]
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He got his service first, so it was just a 5 cent gift. if he would have pulled up to the window and just put money in a jar for free before ordering then it would be a tips. You said if the guy tips you and that would mean before you said anything to him he gave you money in your tips jar. if using the Word TIPS  he did not tips you. You cant tips someone after you received service. People say it is but its not because it means "to insure prompt service". How can you give someone something to insure prompt service if you have already received the service?

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CapHat]
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this one is horrible;

whats the dif between an apple and a black man?



you dont have to cut a rope to get the apple down from a tree.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CapHat]
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CapHat said:
He got his service first, so it was just a 5 cent gift. if he would have pulled up to the window and just put money in a jar for free before ordering then it would be a tips. You said if the guy tips you and that would mean before you said anything to him he gave you money in your tips jar. if using the Word TIPS  he did not tips you. You cant tips someone after you received service. People say it is but its not because it means "to insure prompt service". How can you give someone something to insure prompt service if you have already received the service?



:stars:


Lol what are you talking about, that makes no sense.  Maybe I read it wrong but who gives a tip before receiving service.That almost never happens to my knowledge and Ive never seen it happen myself. According to you when you add an extra 15% on the table after a meal its not a tip.


I don't know where you are from but a tip is given for how well a service is performed. If a waiter/waitress does a good job then they receive a better tip and if they bug you and perform poorly they get a bad tip, if any at all. If you tip someone before they bring your food then whats stopping them from not be courteous and quick if they already have their extra money and will not receive anymore and do not care how well they treat you after that because to them it makes no difference. You sir do not have an understanding on how this all works(In my opinion) but I don't think anyone else will agree with your logic.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DeathCompany]
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Well you have a good point as a follower. Just because you dont see people tipping first doesn't change the meaning.
T.I.P.S. an acronym for To Insure Prompt Service. In the beginning you would put a piece of gold in the can and you would be seated first and get a good table next to a fire and by the king with quick service. Silver you might wait a little get a moderate seat. bronze youd wait longer and slow service. No tip would mean you might wait 5 hours before being seated and get cold food. Just because "everyone gives money at the end doesnt make it a tips. Answer me a question MR Intelligent. How can you give someone something to insure prompt service if you already have received service?  The Black man had already received service then left him 5 cents. For it to be a tips the black man would have had to drop the 5 cent in the tips jar before ordering. You said you dont understand may be you should check out the effects of drugs on your brain so you will have a chance to understand. Again just because you dont see people tipsing first doest change the meaning. Hell google what does tips mean. Note to everyone check out the logic why DEATHCOMPANY (sounds like his brain) doesnt agree. Its because everyone he sees doent do it hahahaha sound like hes a total salve.  Yea TIPS mean To Insure Prompt Service? How could the black man have tipsd him after he already received service, when tips = To Insure Prompt Service?

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CapHat]
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Nicely explained.  i get it.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CapHat]
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Places dont allow tipsing first because it makes way for favoritism so the they have changed it to after the meal but its not a tips then but a gratuity. The man started this topic had a bad mood because he said if the black man tips them. Well I found a way for him to be happy again. He said hes a man of his word. The word was tips not give or show gratitude.

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CapHat]
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apologies for being rude but its 4 am and you were kind of trying to clown me so i retaliated.

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CapHat]
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Wasnt me, man.  I was just stating that you did a nice job of explaining your point.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Benci]
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No i was talking to deathcompany, thank you for your comment

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