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DiamondJoe
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i can no longer tell racist jokes
#11188692 - 10/05/09 05:30 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hello pub, I have been lurking on the shroomery for a while and I have come here now to tell of my sad day.
I work at Dunkin Donuts and it's the worst thing that has happened to me since my belly button got infected.
Today at work an African American pulled up, and ordered a medium coffee, which cost 1.95 USD. I whispered to my friend "If this guy tips us, I'll never tell a racist joke again"" he paid with 2.00 USD and he tipped us 5 cents. Since I am a man of my word this means I can no longer tell great jokes like the Polish national bird is the housefly.
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Swyfty Swyf
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
#11188699 - 10/05/09 05:31 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha, a housefly.
You know some more good ones?
-------------------- If you build it they will shrug.
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
#11188710 - 10/05/09 05:33 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hell yeah!
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DiamondJoe
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: MikeShroomz]
#11188735 - 10/05/09 05:36 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have many more I can never tell.
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PreparationH
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
#11188755 - 10/05/09 05:40 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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How do you know when all the polocks are in Atlantic city?
They're all outside playing the parking meters.
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
#11188760 - 10/05/09 05:40 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why should someone tip you for doing your job?
Also...Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A canoe tips
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PreparationH
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: blewmeanie]
#11188792 - 10/05/09 05:45 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
blewmeanie said: Why should someone tip you for doing your job?
Also...Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A canoe tips
nice joke.
A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground with children playing. The priest says to the rabbi "Hey, let's fuck these kids!" the rabbi replies: "Out of what?"
what do you call one million black people sky diving? NIGHT
what do michael jackson and caviar have in common? they both come on little white crackers.
Edited by PreparationH (10/05/09 05:45 PM)
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: PreparationH]
#11188912 - 10/05/09 06:05 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Having worked in restaurants I can say black men are not the problem.
But I can honestly say w/o exaggeration that I have NEVER seen a black woman tip.
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Subconscious
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CosmicFool]
#11188957 - 10/05/09 06:13 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Whut's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
The bench can support a family.
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Subconscious]
#11188973 - 10/05/09 06:16 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Subconscious]
#11188977 - 10/05/09 06:16 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Polish Coke Spoons
-------------------- I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CosmicFool]
#11188996 - 10/05/09 06:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
CosmicFool said: I can honestly say w/o exaggeration that I have NEVER seen a black woman tip.
I have... could be the way they feel they're treated
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memes
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Mchaggis]
#11188997 - 10/05/09 06:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why do Indians paint their canoe's black?
SO they won't tip!
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moe.phan
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: memes]
#11189026 - 10/05/09 06:22 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
meams said: Why do Indians paint their canoe's black?
SO they won't tip!
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Subconscious]
#11189132 - 10/05/09 06:34 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Subconscious said: Whut's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
The bench can support a family.
ROFL
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DiamondJoe
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: PreparationH]
#11189159 - 10/05/09 06:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
PreparationH said: How do you know when all the polocks are in Atlantic city?
They're all outside playing the parking meters.
haha I'm a sucker for Polish jokes.
All these great jokes have made me decide to tell one last racist joke.
What did the black kid get on his IQ yest?
BBQ sauce
this is a great joke becuse it does not say if the kid performed well or poorly, If you assumed he performed poorly because he is black, well jokes on you!
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
#11189173 - 10/05/09 06:42 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why don't you throw rocks at an Aborigine on a bike?
..... because it's probably your bike.
What do you call an Aborigine in a suit?
..... the defendant.
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DiamondJoe
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Chubba]
#11189193 - 10/05/09 06:46 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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McHaggis, is that Dock Boggs in yer signature?
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Chubba]
#11189195 - 10/05/09 06:46 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black.
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DiamondJoe
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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Silversoul]
#11189208 - 10/05/09 06:48 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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hahah thanks for that one!
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