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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Silversoul]
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blewmeanie said:
Why should someone tip you for doing your job?



I should'nt be tipped for doing my job, I should be tipped because the customer should feel bad for me becasue I am a NY Mets fan. I wear the Mets hat on the job. I don't understand how anyone tips at a job like that but they do. I can't bring myself to spend what little money I have there.

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: CosmicFool]
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CosmicFool said:
Having worked in restaurants I can say black men are not the problem.

But I can honestly say w/o exaggeration that I have NEVER seen a black woman tip.


Same with driving.

Black men drive poorly, but it's nothing compared to the women.

Black female drivers are the worst evar.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Madtowntripper]
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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

24

2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 20 in the ashtray.

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
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Did you hear of the new Japanese/Jewish restaurant?
















It is called SO SUE MEE'S










There is also a new Jewish car,not only does it have superior ability to stop on a dime,it also picks it up.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
CosmicFool said:
Having worked in restaurants I can say black men are not the problem.

But I can honestly say w/o exaggeration that I have NEVER seen a black woman tip.


Same with driving.

Black men drive poorly, but it's nothing compared to the women.

Black female drivers are the worst evar.


I do have to agree. They seem to have no care for other drivers at all. Some have tried to fight me.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Madtowntripper]
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MTT, you are incorrect. Old, female, out-of-state asian women are the worst drivers ever.

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
MTT, you are incorrect. Old, female, out-of-state asian women are the worst drivers ever.


QFT

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
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What do you call a black man having sex?









RAPE


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
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My favorite:

What's the difference between a white jew and a black jew?

The black jew sits in the back of the oven.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
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whats the difference between a black baby and a bucket of shit?


The bucket


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: jewunit]
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what's 12 inches long on a white man?
nothing


Whats the definition of White Power?
Four White boys pushing a Dodge Dart up a hill

Whats Orange White and Very Beautiful
A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!


Why did white people own slaves?
they was not strong enough to pick cotton


Why do white women have no ass?
becuase they sat on there, while the black people did all the work

Why do white girls have big breast?
becuase theys fucking the doctor


How do u spot a white guy?
shine a black light on them



Why cant white men jump?
to busy making racist jokes then any thing else


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Prisoner#1]
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That failed Prisoner :mad2:

Surely there's better white jokes because they were lame and non-offensive.

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Chubba]
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Chubba said:
That failed Prisoner :mad2:

Surely there's better white jokes because they were lame and non-offensive.


It's probably because I'm white, but white jokes are never as funny.

Actually, it's not because I'm white, they just aren't as funny.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
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It's hard to make fun of perfection.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Chubba]
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Chubba said:
That failed Prisoner :mad2:

Surely there's better white jokes because they were lame and non-offensive.



and you guys think the others are funny?

they're all dumb


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I'm so ignorant I saw a chinaman and I could'nt tell him apart.  I could not tell that individual human being apart.

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
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What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
Boyscouts come back from their camps!


What's the difference between black people and tires?

Tires don't start singing when you throw chains on them.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
It's hard to make fun of perfection.


lol, I like that stuffwhitepeople like.


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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Quote:
and you guys think the others are funny?

they're all dumb


What's long, black and smelly?





...the welfare line.

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Re: i can no longer tell racist jokes [Re: DiamondJoe]
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DiamondJoe said:
Hello pub, I have been lurking on the shroomery for  a while and I have come here now to tell of my sad day.

I work at Dunkin Donuts and it's the worst thing that has happened to me since my belly button got infected. 

Today at work  an African American pulled up, and ordered a medium coffee, which cost 1.95 USD. I whispered to my friend "If this guy tips us, I'll never tell a racist joke again"" he paid with 2.00 USD and he tipped us 5 cents. Since I am a man of my word this means I can no longer tell great jokes like the Polish national bird is the housefly.


am i supposed to be tipping fast food workers?


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