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RandalFlagg
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What was your worst date ever?
#5544162 - 04/22/06 01:39 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would love to hear your stories of the worst dates you have ever been on. The more disastrous the better.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5544180 - 04/22/06 01:47 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Uhh, once I was on a date and the girl said that we should take Israel off the planet. Yada yada yada, I bought her lunch and then we had rough sex.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5544189 - 04/22/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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It was a couple of years ago. I was at a friends party, and there was this girl there. She was really fine. Tall, well toned, athletic, generally hot. We all got wasted, and i laid what little mack i had on her. I pulled the old "I'm homeless, and don't have anywhere to stay tonight" On the drive back to her house, we kill a little bottle of jack, which was a mistake. We get home, and end up trying to have sex. Complete Whiskey dick. We fucked around for a long time, and nothing. She starts getting mad, and i start laughing. She's like "oh you think this is funny!" I was like "i don't even know your name" She ended up outside trying to get her frustration out by picking a fight with a group of Mexicans. I was trying to mediate the situation by walking out buck naked, with nothing but a bottle of jack to cover up my no-no places.
Turns out she was 26, and i was 15-16. The whole thing was very illegal.
Wait, that was an awesome date. I guess i just wanted to gloat. Sux i couldn't get my monster wet tho... I didn't get another chance to get laid for a few years afterwords.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5544219 - 04/22/06 02:06 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well, I met this girl a few years back when I was working at a resturant. She had an average face, but amazing tits and a good figure. So I picked up on her, got her number and all that. That weekend, I called her up, and we head out to a local movie theater. Before we headed inside, we got to making out. Just when it was getting heavy, she pulls back. I'm like "What?"
She goes "I thought I should tell you before we go any further... I have two kids."
Worst motherfucking date ever.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: Dreamer987]
#5544232 - 04/22/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dreamer987 said: She's like "oh you think this is funny!" I was like "i don't even know your name"
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: ivi]
#5544328 - 04/22/06 02:35 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I used to chat in this religion room all the time and ended up talking to this girl. Never even talked about anything sexual, but she kept sending me her picture, which the pictures were rather hot. It never went any further than that though, until I was talking about Bonnaroo 2 years ago, she got really interested, and seriously flew from Denver to Nashville on some fucking whim. I figure, the more the merrier at Bonnaroo? right? Well, her flight is delayed about 4 hours, and in that time, I get completely shitfaced at the airport bar with all the other hippies flying in that day.
Finally, I think I got stood up, so I start to leave and when I get to my car she calls and tells me she landed, so I park my car in the waiting area thinking I will be seeing atleast someone that looks like the picture I was shown. I am talking to her on the phone, trying to direct her from the airport to my car and she is so hideously obese that I dont even recognize who she is until she was 5 feet away from me asking if i was the guy in the blue shirt on the cell phone.
in my drunken state, I was speechless and all i could muster was a confused "hey?". No hug, No handshake, I just took her bags, tossed them in my trunk and told her to get in. We rode back to my house in almost complete silence. I kept thinking to myself "Are you kidding? I am stuck with this lying bitch for 4 days?". She kept thinking we were supposed to constantly be together at Bonnaroo, so I had to lose her in the crowd many times and to my highly tripping surprise hours later, she would find me where all I could muster was an "oops" and a shrug.
Finally, she confronted me about my behaviour on the ride back from Bonnaroo, giving me all this shit about how shallow I am. I said "If you arent comfortable with who you are and how fat you are, then why would you expect anyone else to be?".
That was the last conversation we had.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5544335 - 04/22/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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once I planned out a dinner at my house for this chick. I went all out with candles and everything. I cooked a gourmet meal of shrimp and pasta. Spent hours cookin that shit.
then when the chick finally came over I learned she was a vegetarian
oh well, at least I got some anyway. But damn, a whole afternoon wasted cooking a meal that she wouldn't eat
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RandalFlagg
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: jcdangerously]
#5544360 - 04/22/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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jcdangerously said: Before we headed inside, we got to making out. Just when it was getting heavy, she pulls back. I'm like "What?"
She goes "I thought I should tell you before we go any further... I have two kids."
Boner killer right there.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5544369 - 04/22/06 02:55 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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psilocyberin said: "If you arent comfortable with who you are and how fat you are, then why would you expect anyone else to be?".
Classic! What a sweet-talker....do you have any more dating tips for us?
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5544378 - 04/22/06 02:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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That fat chick story is the worst!What a nightmare dude!
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: Bikerfool]
#5544395 - 04/22/06 03:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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if I could show you the pictures that were sent, and a picture of the reality of "Ton of Fun" you would wonder how anyone would try to even pull it off.
Its like sending a picture of Wesley Snipes and getting off the plane Napoleon Dynamite.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5544399 - 04/22/06 03:11 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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psilocyberin said: Its like sending a picture of Wesley Snipes and getting off the plane Napoleon Dynamite.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: DoctorJ]
#5544406 - 04/22/06 03:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I met this Imternet chic in Atlanta.
Never met her before Pictures she sent apparently were
someone else. I had us a room at the Westin . I got there
and its Jesus H Christ!!!. She Did have blond hair and
blue eyes 1 eye looked to the Northeast the other
to the West. Enough about her head. She was about 240lbs.
and dumm as a box of rocks.
I was in Atlanta to pick up an 18 wheeler, the drivers at the
terminal weren't kind when I showed them the Weekend
pics of this lady. I deleted all her pics to get rid of the
evidence.
And no I didn't put out. I pulled the Nam flashback on her.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: DoctorJ]
#5544420 - 04/22/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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once I planned out a dinner at my house for this chick. I went all out with candles and everything. I cooked a gourmet meal of shrimp and pasta. Spent hours cookin that shit. . then when the chick finally came over I learned she was a vegetarian . oh well, at least I got some anyway. But damn, a whole afternoon wasted cooking a meal that she wouldn't eat
You should've taken her to te pier and thrown the whole pot of shrimp into the sea "to give them their freedom back".
The most respectful thing you can do for shrimp once they're cooked is eat them. Respectful for the cook and the shrimp did not die in vain.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: Asante]
#5544434 - 04/22/06 03:32 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Vegetarianism is very illogical, which is why the majority of vegetarians are women.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5545574 - 04/22/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't really have a good one but my boss had a first date where the girl said "you can hit me if you want."
I don't even know how I would react to that one.
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Re: What was your worst date ever? [Re: splifner180]
#5545590 - 04/22/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd react by having the kinkiest most violent sex ever with that crazy bitch
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