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fireworks_god
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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen?

[Re: sandman_130]
#5081932 - 12/19/05 01:33 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

sandman_130 said:

wow, pure ignorance is all I see, I hope God has mercy on you, for you are disrespecting him with every letter you type.

God will only have mercy on me if I complete my tasks in the time limit he set. He handed me a high-powered rifle, see, and handed me a piece of paper that said "You must kill fifty people in five minutes in order for me to want to have sex with you". I've always been attracted to God, and I'm now a minute behind due to you, so I must hurry! :evil:

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Joking about God telling kill is wrong, down right pitiful.

I know; I openly admit that it is wrong. I only do it, though, so that God will give me sexy spankings.

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You are in a bad way if you think that is funny, I suggest you see a shrink.

I saw a shrink once. What an amazing sight! We put some sliced apples into a dehydrator, and...

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Peace.

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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen?

[Re: Sclorch]
#5081939 - 12/19/05 01:35 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

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