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My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen?
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The other night, while praying, God spoke to me. He gave me a list of people to kill - he called them "the lost". I love life and my freedom on earth so I don't want to be punished for doing what God wants. God said my afterlife will be eternal bliss in heaven, so I'm not worried about that one commandment (he said those are just rules of thumb of sorts).

God communicated with me via telepathy, so I have no evidence of his instructions.

I figured you guys/gals would be able to help me prove that the conversation happened... you know, so law enforcement doesn't crack down on me for following God's instructions to break the laws of man.


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Sclorch]
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well if god said it then you must do it. George Bush believes in god so if the cops say "why did you do this?" you can say "fuck you pigs! god told me and george bush believes in god. you don't want to fuck off the president do you? thats un-american! didn't think so fuckers" and then you can merrily skip out of the station to freedom.


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: psychomime]
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tell him to call you on the phone, then the counter terrorits can go and arrest him.


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: psychomime]
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psychomime said:
well if god said it then you must do it. George Bush believes in god so if the cops say "why did you do this?" you can say "fuck you pigs! god told me and george bush believes in god. you don't want to fuck off the president do you? thats un-american! didn't think so fuckers" and then you can merrily skip out of the station to freedom.


I was looking for something more convincing. You know?
Is there some kind of test or something I could do... to SHOW someone that might arrest me or whatever?


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
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nakors_junk_bag said:
tell him to call you on the phone, then the counter terrorits can go and arrest him.


I can't tell God what to do... s/he's GOD!


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Sclorch]
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I tell god what to do all the time, everytime I do something bad he has to punish me and vice versa, see I am in control, not him. Now tell that motehrfucker to call you back.


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Sclorch]
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try the litmus test.


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Sclorch]
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Sclorch said:
psychomime said:
well if god said it then you must do it. George Bush believes in god so if the cops say "why did you do this?" you can say "fuck you pigs! god told me and george bush believes in god. you don't want to fuck off the president do you? thats un-american! didn't think so fuckers" and then you can merrily skip out of the station to freedom.


I was looking for something more convincing. You know?
Is there some kind of test or something I could do... to SHOW someone that might arrest me or whatever?


most likely they will declare you schizo and commit you. The drug you heavily and the voices will go away. they are called anit god drugs. Why do you think the satanists invented brain mapping. So they can figure out which area corresponds to god talking and then suppress it.


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Sclorch]
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this reminds of the case of christos valenti. in 1990 he killed one of his daughters because "God told him to". he pleaded insanity and was aquitted of murder and sent to a mental hospital for 6 months.

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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: psychomime]
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You my friend are a fool.

Listen to the voices more carefully, and figure who voice is what.

Sounds like satan is playing a trick on you, dont fall in.

oh and by the way who are you supposed to kill if you don't mind me askin? ashlee simpson? 50 cent?


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Sclorch]
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Am I on the list? If so, your telepathic communique was undeniably a message from the Great Deceiver from below.
Otherwise, I would follow JHVH-1's advice!

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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: sandman_130]
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sandman_130 said:
You my friend are a fool.

Listen to the voices more carefully, and figure who voice is what.

Sounds like satan is playing a trick on you, dont fall in.

oh and by the way who are you supposed to kill if you don't mind me askin? ashlee simpson? 50 cent?


No... it's definitely not Satan. And God said that I can't tell anyone the names he told me.


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Sclorch]
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1. People are sometimes wrong
2. You are a person => You could be wrong


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Revelation]
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thats stupid. god wouldn't give a message to someone capable of being wrong. that would be pretty dumb on gods part. bring on the violence sclorch, god demands it.


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: psychomime]
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Whats the worst that could happen?

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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Revelation]
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If god or any omnipotent being wanted a "list" of people dead he most certainly wouldnt need a man to exact there punishment, he could have any number of random things happen to those said individuals...If this is god speaking to you I believe it is a test for you or maybe there is a lesson about yourself that you must learn...look within your heart...would you really want to end a life...all life has meaning...even the lowest of lives. I hope you find the right path

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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: psychomime]
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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Sclorch]
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And God said that I can't tell anyone the names he told me.

Um, just cuz your Christmas present is a little late this year... :shiftyeyes:


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: Revelation]
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god's always asking people to kill for him


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Re: My God Told Me to Kill Certain People, Should I Listen? [Re: rickpsfuckyou]
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my god has never asked me to kill for him. fuck that other jealous vengeful peice of shit.


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