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boxtop703
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Registered: 06/26/01
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A Joke

#3112368 - 09/09/04 04:13 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

A man walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price: the more the sheer the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on
and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing.
I'll not put it on and do the modeling naked and return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself.
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

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muse_sick
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Registered: 12/15/03
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Loc: Giu La Testa

Re: A Joke

[Re: boxtop703]
#3112381 - 09/09/04 04:27 AM (21 years, 11 months ago)

and i thought the pub joke was gonna be lame

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