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This crazy ass lady moved in upstairs!
#10929965 - 08/24/09 09:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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My friend D just left and I'm waiting for B to come over so I can buy some weed. I'm browsing reddit or something killing time when my phone rings. It's D. Literally right after he calls my door bell rings, so naturally I assume it was him. I live in an apartment and the front door of the building has a security door on it so if anyone's going to ring the front door to my apartment they'd need to have a key. So I open the back door and no one's there. I ask if he was at the back door and he says no and asks something like 'is someone at your door?' After this the phone started breaking up, so I said h/o let me go outside. I open the door and some lady is standing there.
I've got some LSD on the table btw and a couple bowls that could easily be seen if the door were open far enough. So I open the door just enough for me to be seen. I'm trying to make my way outside but the lady clearly isn't moving. So I'm standing there wedged in between my cracked open door and this lady. D and this lady were both talking to me at the same time and I couldn't tell what either were saying so I told D I'd call him back. I quickly shut my door and start walking down the hallway.
First this lady say that D gave her a ride, and he mentioned I was looking for a job, so I figure that's why he must have been calling. I immediately think, 'well cool, maybe this lady can get me a job.' She then says 'Have you tried temp agencies'
W-What?
She then talks about some more job places, mentioned goodwill for some odd reason, and then talks about how she's been laid off and how she recently moved in. So I'm like ok, well I guess she's just introducing herself.
I got a text which makes a beep sound so I check and it's D, figured I'll read it in a minute when I'm done with this lady so I put it back in my pocket.
So for the next 5-10 minutes I'm talking to this lady. She talks about lots of crazy shit. Saying one of the neighbors complained about her upstairs for noise, how he's weird, how there's dangerous people outside that she's scared of. Talked about her last two jobs, some interviews she went on a bunch of shit. Basically 90% of what she talked about was either how people didn't like her, she thought people were weird, she thought they were weird, never explained what happened exactly, just that it did lol, like she just didn't understand herself. Oh, and she got evicted from her last place, didn't say why though, just that the neighbors were crazy drunk rednecks and they were involved.
D calls again, so I take my phone out of my pocket and I'm look up at her and motion the phone kinda trying to be like 'hey I need to get this, c'mon' and she just keeps talking. Oh, and this whole time she'd say lots of things I disagreed with and I'd just be like 'hmm..' or look confused, or shocked, but she didn't seem to pick up on it. I'm figuring D's probably calling to warn me about this lady now but it's too late, I'm on my own.
She talks for another 10 minutes or so, in which my phone beeps again in which I see it's D. She asks if she can come into my apartment to check it out, thankfully she gave me an out though saying 'or is too dirty right now' so I'm like, 'uhhh yah, it's filty' rofl.
At another point she asked if I wanted to get together and job hunt (how do you job hunt with 2 people?!). My first response was 'uh.. maybe', and then I then I just quickly stared at the door and gritted my teeth lol. The 2nd time she asked me though (couple minutes later) I was like uhh yah sure, give me your number and I'll call you, and she was like 'ok cool, well when are you free?'
She already knows I'm unemployeed, so not thinking of any outs I just told her tomorrow's fine, just wanted to get away from this lady. another 5 minutes and I'm finally out of there by just start walking away and say 'well I gotta call D'.
So apparently D was orignally calling me and when the signal was fading he was saying 'don't answer the door it's some crazy bitch!'
Ah... I'm tired after typing that. I'll tell you his experience with her later.
Edited by krypto2000 (08/24/09 09:27 PM)
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Re: This crazy ass lady moved in upstairs! [Re: krypto2000]
#10929988 - 08/24/09 09:23 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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haha what the fuck dude
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Re: This crazy ass lady moved in upstairs! [Re: krypto2000]
#10930015 - 08/24/09 09:27 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: This crazy ass lady moved in upstairs! [Re: Beanhead]
#10930034 - 08/24/09 09:29 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hahaha oh man, that really sucks. Maybe she is a heavy psychadelic user!!
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Re: This crazy ass lady moved in upstairs! [Re: smack]
#10930050 - 08/24/09 09:32 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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That read was well worth it. Crazy ppl eh?
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Re: This crazy ass lady moved in upstairs! [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10930062 - 08/24/09 09:34 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nah, if anything she had to be on adderall man. Like she just kept talking, like ideas just wouldn't stop coming into her head, but she had a huge ego about it. It seemed like her conscious literally couldn't handle the fact that there was something wrong with her so it'd just block it out. She once, for no reason at all, just started acting defensive because she lives in an apartment as if others look down on her for it. She was clearly embarrassed of it herself, but justified it to me as if she had had to do it to others, but implied no one did lol.
Man, I need to get out of hanging out with this lady tomorrow. I might just have to be blunt and tell her she's creeping me out and I don't want to, I can't think of anything else.
BTW, D's story was equally as bad as mine. 
edit: AND THIS LADY LIVES UPSTAIRS!!! WTF AM I GONNA DO?!?!?
Edited by krypto2000 (08/24/09 09:36 PM)
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Re: This crazy ass lady moved in upstairs! [Re: krypto2000]
#10930075 - 08/24/09 09:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
krypto2000 said: edit: AND THIS LADY LIVES UPSTAIRS!!! WTF AM I GONNA DO?!?!?
Is she hot?
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Re: This crazy ass lady moved in upstairs! [Re: krypto2000]
#10930077 - 08/24/09 09:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just leave the house and go do something before she comes over to bug you again.
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