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Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person
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So I have a presentation in my music class tomorrow and I'm brining in a CD because I don't want to mess with any bullshit chords or laptops that have to be hooked up to the classroom's millenia-old stereo. I'm actually surprised it has a CD player on it.

I decided to play a really really heavy dub track from Ozric Tentacles. Dub equals melodious basslines and I wanted to both checkout my entertainment center since I never use it anymore and wanted to make sure the CD actually worked.

I literally had the song on for less than a minute (and was going to play it no longer than that) when I hear the neighbor upstairs crank some god-awful country shit, that happens to have a shittyloud bassline as well. And I actually hear the bitch say "here's some bass for ya." Which meant she had to scream for me to hear it. Then she blasted the shit for about the entire lenght of the song and then stopped.

My sub is a monster and barely have it turned up at all. And I'm thinking about cranking the bitch, but I like my other neighbors.

I think I should superglue the keyhole to their front door.

Whaddya think?

The bitch also wears heels on a woodfloor.

Every night!

Oh and I've heard her having sex a few times and everytime it's lasted for no more than 10 minutes and always finishes with her running to the bathroom.


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Superglue is a great idea. I did that to peoples lockers in High School. Those were the days.

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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Tangerines]
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I love having woofer battles with my neighbors,No one can compete with my music...its top shit full of bass.

Anyway,the neighbor does sound like a bitch.You say country? :puke:


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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I have a few albums that were made with the subwoofer in mind.  :hehehe:

And ya country, I heard a cowboy crying about his beef jerky container running empty, his dog fucking his girl while another cowboy jerked off into the beef jerky container.


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Tangerines]
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sign her up for heaps of shitty junk mail and catalogues from dodgy sex shops.

if you have some spare cash, get a giant dildo delivered to her.

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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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You should just go up and say hi and try to be the 20 minute man that she always wanted.LOL

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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: shroomrider03]
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:lol:


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: indica]
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xk3m_indica said:
sign her up for heaps of shitty junk mail and catalogues from dodgy sex shops.

if you have some spare cash, get a giant dildo delivered to her.



You, my good man, are a genius. Our names are posted outside our apartment number keycode things.

Interesting...


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
The bitch also wears heels on a woodfloor.

Every night!

Oh and I've heard her having sex a few times and everytime it's lasted for no more than 10 minutes and always finishes with her running to the bathroom.


Is she cute?


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Sell Your Soul]
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No man. If she was I wouldn't be having this problem.


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Ugly girls are always the ones causing problems.


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: meatcakeman]
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Ugly ones who think they are not are always causing problems.

I mean, fuck, I had that shit on for less than a minute. If it had been an hour, then yeah, I'd be pissed too.

Aunt Flow must be in town.


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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You think she uses heavy flow?:lol:


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: blissedout]
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what


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
what



Penguarky Tunguin said:
Aunt Flow must be in town.


blissedout said:
You think she uses heavy flow?:lol:


:crankey:


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Re: Upstairs Neighbor = Worthless Person [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
xk3m_indica said:
sign her up for heaps of shitty junk mail and catalogues from dodgy sex shops.

if you have some spare cash, get a giant dildo delivered to her.



You, my good man, are a genius.  Our names are posted outside our apartment number keycode things.

Interesting...


Yessss :handth:


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