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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Rasmodius] * 3
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You see? You, the imperfect servant, collect the spoils of the hunt while the master probably cleans out your dumb shit in the windowsill and prepares for an unnecessary beauty nap.

Edit: morning everyone!

Here's some music for your ears


And here's what I've been doodling yesterday (for on the wall)


Love y'all


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https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/29367720#29367720

Edited by Churpee Choozle (09/24/26 02:01 AM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 1
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Hahaha, man. You just made my day. :lol:

I am never getting that fucking phrase out of my head, hahaha.

Churpee Choozle said:
...

Then someone farts...


It's so damn true. There is no stronger anchor to bring you right back to the present moment than a fart.

It's happened to me so many times — drifting away in abstract thoughts, trying to grasp the whole weight of existence, and...

Churpee Choozle said:
...

Then someone farts...


Hahaha, and then the summary arrived. :lol:

And the cat was still right there, dead and alive at the same time. :heart:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Belintaf] * 2
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Belintaf said:
... There is no stronger anchor to bring you right back to the present moment than a fart.



ah, you forget a shart
:rollsafe:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Lithop] * 3
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Lithop said:
ah, you forget a shart
:rollsafe:


Now that's what I call an unexpected supply chain failure.

Oh god... A little shart in da bathtub? Nooooo. :rofl:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Belintaf] * 3
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:ohshit:
my brain always suggested that as a bath tub edge when I seen people post it but not sure now, and I also think its technically more of a shneeze.
:philososloth:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 11
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I confess to finally, freaking finally, have taken this seriously and fully committed to the cause. 

Thanks to everyone here who inspired me.






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How about the racist, sexist, phobia soup we've all been drowning in because of him? And I'm not just talking about Jesus. I'm talking about all organized religion - exclusive groups created to manage control, a dealer getting people hooked on the drug of hope, his followers nothing but addicts who want their hit of bullshit to keep their - their dopamine of ignorance, addicts afraid to believe the truth - that there is no order, there's no power, that all religions are just metastasizing mind worms meant to divide us so it's easier to rule us by the charlatans that want to run us.

Edited by 0_tonin (09/24/26 04:26 AM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: 0_tonin] * 2
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That rig looks awesome bro:thumbup:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: 0_tonin] * 1
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0_tonin said:
I confess to finally, freaking finally, have taken this seriously and fully committed to the cause. 

Thanks to everyone here who inspired me.








fuck yeah, nice one.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 3
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Churpee Choozle said:
skrimplet said:
Hello friends

my confession is i feel like a shitty wife because im not literally perfect lmfao anybody else carry around a bindle of guilt and shame everywhere they go? childhood trauma vent thread? lmfao


Well to compensate for that, your partner isn't perfect either. Turns out we're all just hairy grumpy monkeys dreaming of being a Disney princess. Or some dumb action figure with muscular ears. Because you're (likely) a woman, society dictates you should want to be a princess.

Be pretty, have a soft voice, waist the size of a fist, be modest. And if you don't know what to do, you just dance with the birds because princesses don't have jobs.

Then someone farts and we all realize we're just filthy caged monkeys. It's all good. None of the perfect images you see are real. None of the crap about 'perfect wives' or 'real men' or whatever bs, actually describes us. Only cats are perfect.



Well Churp won the shroomery again guys. 
Heres another medal :bananafone:  ita a banana phone because i dont actually think theres a medal smiley.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: 0_tonin] * 1
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0_tonin said:
I confess to finally, freaking finally, have taken this seriously and fully committed to the cause. 

Thanks to everyone here who inspired me.







:nice:


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“All Fungi are edible.

Some fungi are only edible once.”
― Terry Pratchett


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 5
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Churps wisdoms always hit hard, changed my opinion on having kids, powerful perspective. I would not be planning the future I am today with my partner if not for the advice of sir choozle nearly 2 years ago now

:cheers:


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"Mother Mycelium, I wandered in the darkness of unmarked plates and forgotten codes. Enlighten me with clarity and discipline, that every jar and dish shall bear its true name."

"Luminous Logos, I faltered in my shorthand faith. Grant me the diligence to record in full, and the foresight to recall every meaning with certainty."

-Father LewDoja

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Tri] * 1
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Tri said:
Churps wisdoms always hit hard, changed my opinion on having kids, powerful perspective. I would not be planning the future I am today with my partner if not for the advice of sir choozle nearly 2 years ago now

:cheers:


If you don´t mind me asking a personal question... You want to have kids now?

Mind sharing what his advice was roughly?

This is a topic that really resonates with me and I am genuinely curious about his advice.


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How about the racist, sexist, phobia soup we've all been drowning in because of him? And I'm not just talking about Jesus. I'm talking about all organized religion - exclusive groups created to manage control, a dealer getting people hooked on the drug of hope, his followers nothing but addicts who want their hit of bullshit to keep their - their dopamine of ignorance, addicts afraid to believe the truth - that there is no order, there's no power, that all religions are just metastasizing mind worms meant to divide us so it's easier to rule us by the charlatans that want to run us.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Tri]
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BeefExtreme said:
Churpee Choozle said:
skrimplet said:
Hello friends

my confession is i feel like a shitty wife because im not literally perfect lmfao anybody else carry around a bindle of guilt and shame everywhere they go? childhood trauma vent thread? lmfao


Well to compensate for that, your partner isn't perfect either. Turns out we're all just hairy grumpy monkeys dreaming of being a Disney princess. Or some dumb action figure with muscular ears. Because you're (likely) a woman, society dictates you should want to be a princess.

Be pretty, have a soft voice, waist the size of a fist, be modest. And if you don't know what to do, you just dance with the birds because princesses don't have jobs.

Then someone farts and we all realize we're just filthy caged monkeys. It's all good. None of the perfect images you see are real. None of the crap about 'perfect wives' or 'real men' or whatever bs, actually describes us. Only cats are perfect.



Well Churp won the shroomery again guys. 
Heres another medal :bananafone:  ita a banana phone because i dont actually think theres a medal smiley.


That's it, I'm deleting my account. Always quit winners.

Tri said:
Churps wisdoms always hit hard, changed my opinion on having kids, powerful perspective. I would not be planning the future I am today with my partner if not for the advice of sir choozle nearly 2 years ago now

:cheers:


Wow fuck. You serious?
I must admit that my kids are my purpose in life, and it was a real relief to have a biological purpose, some function or goal, instead of being just a dead-end.

That was a convo on discord, wasn't it? Damn I still miss the discord groups. And our absolutely brilliant Mr. Jong. Social skills of a peanut with more cognitive power than a chess championship.

But enough of that. What future are you planning and how far on schedule are we?


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https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/29367720#29367720

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 8
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Having just launched my only (18y son), and dropped him off at college last month, I can truly echo what Churp said about purpose.  I miss him so much, AND the thrill of watching him spread his wings and find his path is truly rewarding and beautiful.


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Eskawata kaya waikiki
HHG
"Shake it like you would a newborn baby" - BeefExtreme

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 2
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Churpee Choozle said:
skrimplet said:
Hello friends

my confession is i feel like a shitty wife because im not literally perfect lmfao anybody else carry around a bindle of guilt and shame everywhere they go? childhood trauma vent thread? lmfao


Well to compensate for that, your partner isn't perfect either. Turns out we're all just hairy grumpy monkeys dreaming of being a Disney princess. Or some dumb action figure with muscular ears. Because you're (likely) a woman, society dictates you should want to be a princess.

Be pretty, have a soft voice, waist the size of a fist, be modest. And if you don't know what to do, you just dance with the birds because princesses don't have jobs.

Then someone farts and we all realize we're just filthy caged monkeys. It's all good. None of the perfect images you see are real. None of the crap about 'perfect wives' or 'real men' or whatever bs, actually describes us. Only cats are perfect.


can I be a disney princess with muscular ears?

ETA: thx for the moral boost, I thought I was the only grumpy one .-. I'm grateful that I found u guys cos its so hard to have a community irl these days...... and usually I am all alone. Sorry for being emo 👍 I hope everyone has a really good day!


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idrk how I got here or what I'm here for but I  keep waking up with this biological urge to not die✨

Edited by skrimplet (09/24/26 09:23 AM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: skrimplet]
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My partner and I are both in our mid 30s and have a lot of loner tendencies,  but also need some level of regular social interaction, and boy is it hard to find a good balance. I feel pretty alienated a good chunk of the time.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: fontinalis666] * 3
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Churps is my soul brother.

Seriously.    Not surprised so many of you feel exactly the same. 

Some people are just special.  Even if you've never met them in person. You just know it.



:hug::hug:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: callmehippie] * 3
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I vote churp for galactic space president.
I'm personally looking forward to the law that mandates Naked dancing every fortnite


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I'm like the best dressed guy at the nude beach
Nice to meet you!

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 4
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Wish churp would be on noty council :spoiled:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 7
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Mandatory acid intake on Demilitarization Day. America above Texas will henceforth be named Mexico del Norte. Albert Hofmann and Sasha Shulgin will receive sainthood and commemorative days be held in their honor.

But yes. Two hours of extra mandatory nude dancing on Bodypaint Day (formerly known as Tuesday)!

Or... Wait... Something about no leaders...

Edit: yeah put me on the counsel, please. I hear good stories about those people.


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Species grown 2025-26
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/29367720#29367720

Edited by Churpee Choozle (09/24/26 01:06 PM)

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