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InvisibleTheHateCamel
Research &Development -DBK
Registered: 01/31/03
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... *DELETED* [Re: KaptKid]
    #3048879 - 08/25/04 02:11 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

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InvisibleMrMaddHatter
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #3048978 - 08/25/04 02:40 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

33. you go from farm to farm asking "mind if I grab all that shit in your field?"


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Invisiblesporechase13
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Registered: 06/11/01
Posts: 92
Loc: Pergatory
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: MrMaddHatter]
    #3049031 - 08/25/04 03:02 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#34 You tell your old lady she has to find somewere else to putt her close(theres no room in the closet for them or yours anymore!)


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OfflineMadnessplus
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Registered: 06/28/04
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: utopianglory]
    #3049072 - 08/25/04 03:24 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

# 35-You have more syringes than a heroin addict and diabedic combined!


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Offlinedolo
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Registered: 06/26/04
Posts: 139
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3049080 - 08/25/04 03:27 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#35 when u never buy spore prints and always have new strains


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OfflineMycoGlowFlow
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3049147 - 08/25/04 03:44 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#36 ur intrest in mycology inspires u to take college course in biology
#37 u have eaten 70 wet grams of every mushroom uve cultivated


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OfflineGr0wer
always improving
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: MycoGlowFlow]
    #3049241 - 08/25/04 04:08 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#38 You go to your local general store and buy there whole stock of canning jars
#39 you have an impulse sealer


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Offlinetaibensis
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Gr0wer]
    #3049302 - 08/25/04 04:25 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#40 You put in a special order at Walmart for forty-eight 90L storage bins (black and opaque)


Edited by shirley knott (08/27/04 05:34 PM)


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OfflineMycoGlowFlow
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: taibensis]
    #3049318 - 08/25/04 04:27 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

LOL
#41 in one summer u make more loot than both ur parents combind


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Invisiblefungusflip
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Registered: 12/08/02
Posts: 284
Loc: texas
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3049338 - 08/25/04 04:31 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Alounacara said:
You know your a hardcore cultivator when:
#1 You cant leave Wall-Mart without buying a few new tubs
#2 You absolutley have to have 10 more lbs of WBS even though you have a 50 pounder in the middle of your livingroom
#3 You raise hell with the stock boy because they only have small bags of long grain brown rice
#4 You unconsiously keep heading your cart for the canning goods area of the store
#5 You go back to ck out all the tubs again because you just had a new idea


this threat is absolutely hilarious. thanx for the good laugh.


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Offlinehyphae
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: MycoGlowFlow]
    #3049344 - 08/25/04 04:34 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#42 you have over 2000ft. of 4mil poly tubing.


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OfflineCyber
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3049389 - 08/25/04 04:46 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#43 The owner of the local feed store thinks you are a veterinarian and refers to you as Dr. XXXXX.

Something about buying 25 lbs bags of bird seed, reptile bedding, syringes, gloves, shoulder length gloves, straw, cracked corn etc. gave them the Idea I was a veterinarian. :shrug:


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OfflineKaptKid
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3050488 - 08/25/04 08:42 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

This has been a great laugh.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
:tongue2: :tongue2: :tongue2: :tongue2:
:mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut:
:3rd_eye: :3rd_eye: :3rd_eye: :3rd_eye: :3rd_eye:
:clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown:
:pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate:
:blazed: :blazed: :blazed: :blazed: :blazed: :blazed:
:fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire:
:headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger:
:hook: :hook: :hook: :hook: :hook: :hook: :hook: :hook:
:peace: :lurker: :nutkick: :pimpslap: :pimpin: :peace:


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InvisibleNOS4A2
This is the way

Registered: 07/22/04
Posts: 572
Loc: -tite Flag
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: utopianglory]
    #3050547 - 08/25/04 08:53 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

#44 Despite your tatoos and overall unsavory look, blue haired old ladies have to ask you what type of fruits you like to can best due to all the jars in your shopping cart.
(warning: buying jelly jars will suck every drop of testosterone out of ones body)


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InvisibleFucknuckle
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Registered: 04/24/04
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3050556 - 08/25/04 08:54 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

When every time the wife tries to clean the kitchen and you tell her to get lost because you got work to do

When everytime she finnaly gets to clean she sweeps up enough birdseed to make 4 more jars and you yell at her for attemting to throw it away

When you can't go to the grocery store with her because I hang around the rice isle begging for supplies and she calls me Pathatic


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Offlinescape
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Registered: 08/03/04
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Fucknuckle]
    #3050769 - 08/25/04 09:37 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

When you've decided its better to quit your job and take those college biology corses you've been thinking about. After 2 weeks of that you major in micro biology with a minor in mycology...


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InvisibleMagash
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3050785 - 08/25/04 09:42 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Go to Walgreens buy a humidifier, take out every part from the shell for the old humidifier, return shell for cash back cause you say you have no idea why it isn't working.


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InvisibleOldSpice
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Loc: Crankytown, Texas
Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: Magash]
    #3050808 - 08/25/04 09:55 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)


#50 You allways ck the prices of Alcohol and Peroxide everytime you step foot in Walgreens

#51 You allways get 10 bigass tyvek envelopes when you are waiting in line at the post office to mail out prints to online friends...

#52 You find green in a casing and have to take sick days off at work...

#53 You find that making syringes is more enjoyable than sexing up the girlfriend

#54 You realize that the sleep deprevation you are suffering from is waiting on your PC timer to go off and isnt due to crystal meth


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OfflineKaptKid
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: OldSpice]
    #3051145 - 08/25/04 11:12 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Alounacara said:
#53 You find that making syringes is more enjoyable than sexing up the girlfriend




Man,its sex,drugs,rock and roll.It would be farout to make spore syringes between sex.Tell her its that pumping action thing. :cool:


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Offlinefugu
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Posts: 2,223
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Re: Hardcore Cultivator... [Re: KaptKid]
    #3051287 - 08/25/04 11:40 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

you can be a junky then...
and its better if your girl is ajunk too.


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